#illustriousquartermaster

[triggerbond]

Goodbye.

Send me “Goodbye” for the last voice message my muse leaves for yours before they die.

Listen to me.

It's better this way. I always told you how I'd never make it to fifty, mm? It's better than retirement. Hell, could you see me just lounging around? I sure couldn't.

Dying's my next adventure. That's Peter Pan. Or Dumbledore. I don't know. I'm getting those movies you showed me all mixed up in my old age.

Don't shed a tear for me, you understand? I did it for Queen and Country, and this is my last salute.

[triggerbond]

ALL THE TEXT MESSAGE SYMBOLS - illustriousquartermaster

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[text]; I can't sleep again.

[text: unsent]; Now would be a good time to use those hands of yours that you speak so highly about.

[text]; I'm keeping the Aston Martin until you make me an exploding pen.

[text]; You're not too shabby. We'll have to get you out of those atrocious cardigans though, and get you into a suit.

[voicemail] I am on fire. This arcade can't even handle me right now. Though, I think the control is broken. Says I keep missing my targets. That's ridiculous. You know why, Quartermaster? It's because I never miss.

[melaniebreen]

"Good afternoon, Q. Is there something I can do for you?"

[pressurepointking-archive]

"How can you expect affection from a person who doesn't know how to give it?"

A fanmix for the characters Langley Lasswell ( empathicallypathological ) & Q ( illustriousquartermaster ) uwu 

Do I wanna know? // Arctic Monkeys | We Found Love (feat. Calvin Harris) // Rihanna | I Need Your Love (feat. Ellie Goulding) // Calvin Harris | Chronicles of a Fallen Love (feat. Greta Svabo Bech) // The Bloody Beetroots | I'll hold my breath // Ellie Goulding | There's something about us under the sheets // B-Roc of the Knocks | XO // Beyonce | No Brakes // Little Boots | This Love (Will Be Your Downfall) // Ellie Goulding | Just Another Night // Icona Pop | Why Can't I // Liz Phair | No. 1 Party Anthem // Arctic Monkeys | Crave You (feat. Giselle) // Flight Facilities | Withdraw // Kimbra | Kissing A Fool // Michael Buble | I Can't Make You Love Me // Adele | You Were Meant For Me // Jewel | Feather on the Clyde // Passenger | Just Be Friends // Amanda Lee

{ listen here }

[pressurepointking-archive]

QANGLEY, HANDSOMEPOINTKING, & QCHARLES BC WHY THE HELL NOT

Put a ship in my ask

☆ Qangley

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

☆ Handsomepointking

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

☆ QCharles

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying (for funny reasons and not the ones that hurt me like Qangley) / i will ship them in hell

[pressurepointking-archive]

Q, you little shit.

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter

Oh Q~ I love you ( ˘ ³˘)❤

Quirt. It’s a short handled riding whip. Care to guess why?