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Hey beeshrektestinthemall get ou in this tumblr because you're making shrek loving some men. I hope your account is shut down
If Shrek loving a man is wrong, why did Shrek stand in front of his swamp in the first movie and yell “GAY RIGHTS?” Miss me with that homophobia
Reactions to You Being Infertile: BSTITM
Shrek: *curses out your doctor* Get out me girl’s womb, laddie! You don’t know anything, we’ll have our little ogres soon.
Johnny: Y/N, I...I always imagined having a family together. *He bursts into tears and flees the room. A singular whip crack is heard as he exits*
Paul: I’m so sorry, my sweet little lollipop. Let’s make love all night long, and who knows? We may prove that doctor wrong ;)
Cory: I’m shook but it’s okay, I love you and I’ve come up with a new get-rich-quick scheme so we can buy a baby
Barry: This is a travesty! How dare this happen to the love of my life! I will sue every uterus in the world!!!
Really disgusting that y'all keep reblogging All-Star memes even though the band Smash Mouth is super problematic/classist…..in the lyrics “we could all use a little change” the singer blatantly ignores the financial state of a low income man who lmao I’m just playing but doesn’t this seem like a real post someone would make on this hellsite
This blog. I like it. 🐝
And we like you, anon! Daddy Shrek thanks you ^^
Just asking, Shrek shrines are ok, right? Like, they're not weird or anything, right? -D
A shrine to the God is not weird–in fact it is encouraged. Show Daddy the love he deserves, and in your time of great need, he will glide into your room on a dragon that shimmers like rubies, and cure your malady with a loving, onion-scented touch
Do you guys realize how painful you are??? Why not put like a dandelion yellow or a nice orange instead of brown in the background! It's more inviting!
My friend, you fail to see the artistry in the color of Shrek’s beautiful swamp. Brown allures us to dive into the warm, fizzing mud bath with Daddy; brown tempts us to lose ourselves in Shrek’s onion-scented, meaty arms while hearing his heart thump under his brown shirt. Brown is the color of reflective, almond eyes, so strong yet so soft, eyes that defy Lord Farquaad but promise Fiona she never has to be afraid. Brown is life. Brown is love.
