#beeshrektestinthehouse

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really good dnd character ideas

-barbarian ogre with hermit background

-awakened donkey companion that rolled to seduce a dragon

-half-ogre fighter (some levels in bard) and noble background

-tabaxi rogue with excellent charisma stats

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Reactions to You Being Infertile: BSTITM

Shrek: *curses out your doctor* Get out me girl’s womb, laddie! You don’t know anything, we’ll have our little ogres soon.

Johnny: Y/N, I...I always imagined having a family together. *He bursts into tears and flees the room. A singular whip crack is heard as he exits*

Paul: I’m so sorry, my sweet little lollipop. Let’s make love all night long, and who knows? We may prove that doctor wrong ;)

Cory: I’m shook but it’s okay, I love you and I’ve come up with a new get-rich-quick scheme so we can buy a baby 

Barry: This is a travesty! How dare this happen to the love of my life! I will sue every uterus in the world!!!

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Really disgusting that y'all keep reblogging All-Star memes even though the band Smash Mouth is super problematic/classist…..in the lyrics “we could all use a little change” the singer blatantly ignores the financial state of a low income man who lmao I’m just playing but doesn’t this seem like a real post someone would make on this hellsite

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Then I saw her face

Now I’m a Believer