May 9, 2020
Mattie, do you play Hockey, and have you played against Ivan?
Matthew: “I use to play with Ivan in high school, I’ve gotten a little rusty since then, but I think I could still hit a goal or two.”
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Mattie, do you play Hockey, and have you played against Ivan?
Matthew: “I use to play with Ivan in high school, I’ve gotten a little rusty since then, but I think I could still hit a goal or two.”
Out of curiousity (because small bugs was brought up.) Do you guys watch looney tunes? Or Total Drama island because Canada made that?
Matthew: “But, to answer your question- we do.”
Alfred: “Haha! Big Chungus.”
//Step in mod here- if you’re wondering why the style is a bit different
I want some angst shit about White being awfully typical "bad guy", who killed Green. And, after that, Green's moms are going to wreck White. Like, REALLY wreck. Yellow will be a true fury.
I'm questing why I wrote this and why it's so fucking short.-Mod Caz
A golden hand clenched around the emerald green shards, sharp edges cutting through the fabric of her glove and into her flesh as the diamond clawed at the splintered remains of her daughter with her other hand.
‘Get up Yellow.’ White Diamond sneered, kicking at the queen with a shard dusted boot, sending Yellow flying into a stark, white wall.
'How could you…’ Yellow tilted her head, wrapping the green shards in a bubble before glaring at White with a fire that roared for vengeance. 'She was my daughter!’
White let out an apathetic laugh, silver eyes sliding down and across to the diamond lying before the rubble from the impact. 'Oh Yellow, I thought you knew I hated that little child of yours, made through that pitiful organic mating ritual you and Blue shamelessly performed. She was no diamond. A mere disappointment to the authority.’
'You fucking bitch.’
'Why thank you. I’m sure Blue will be delighted receiving a pretty bubble with the shards of you and your hideous daughter after I’m done with you.’ White smirked, stalking towards the queen with menacing and deliberate steps.
With that Yellow rose up, bolts of lighting circling her body, golden eyes burning with rage. Lifting a gloved hand the pulsing energy shot forwards, colliding with White’s body.
The attack barely fazed her, passing through the light projection without doing any damage.
Though a skilled fighter Yellow stood no chance against White, the matriarch knocked out Yellow with ease. Reaching into the iridescent gem on her forehead White pulled out an axe, raising it above her head White stood with the power of a leader of Homeworld.
'Tell Green I said hi.’
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'Oh Blue~’
'Yes Yel-White, yes?’
'I have… A gift…’
Im very gay for the diamonds like sooooo gay, gayer than me and Im pretty gay. I love and ship blue and yellow diamond
Same
How would one go about drowning a gem?
No idea.
Maybe they just got crushed under the water pressure
Magic space lesbian stuff
what was blue's reaction to white's gift?
She’s drowned another hundred thousand gems, her pearl magically survived.
Blue’s gonna kill some fuckers soon.
What was the gift??!!!
The shards of Yellow and Green wrapped in a pretty package tied with a bow.
White, how the FUCK do you expect THE AUTHORITY TO WORK if you KILL EVERYONE???? (I love you guys like wow tho-)
White, to all of Yellow’s gems- COME TO MAMA
(And thank you :3)