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love how tumblr took away theability to edit asks.

including in drafts.

which is how i was storing all my asks SO TUMBLR WOULDNT FUCKING EAT THEM

SO NOW I CANT FUCKING ANSWER ANY OF THEM

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Tesseract - A Breakcore Jade Harley Playlist

20th century toad - toadmilk

Phase Alpha - Machine Girl

.hackmod - Golden Boy

fly me 2 the moon - Casper Mcfadden

Puppy Dog Soul - CubeNatural

Space Trippin' 214f - Lil Kevo 303

Infinite Transcendence - MANAPOOL, 99jakes

Young Girl A (Breakcore) - Scammacist

Dreamer - Goreshit

Dog Bus - Metaroom, Telemist

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Self Care for Cal Strider with reminders of Bro

Guardian Pins | Sticky Slap Hands Sticker | Baseball Cap

Happy Clown Sweatshirt | Snack Food Paper Squishy | Jester Marionette DIY

Smuppet Plush Keychain | Neon Pop Tab Noise Fidget | Kanata Keychain

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Pre-Transmutation Heinoustuck John Egbert Headcanons

once had a massive sweet tooth but has since grown pretty tired of sugary foods for the most part

tends to have some trouble sleeping, partially because the wind outside is always even louder once night falls but also because his dad is still up and about at all hours. on top of that it’s pretty damn chilly even inside so he tends to just pass out exhausted at his desk wrapped as tightly as possible in his blanket

related to this he has a lot of nightmares so any sleep he does get is usually rudely interrupted. not only by regular nightmares but by outside psychic influence as well.

when he was younger he used to think about what transmutation might be like with a sort of naïve intrigue but as he got older it became more real and any interest faded. after seeing what it did to his friends, any lingering fascination was dead on arrival

white noise actually tends to freak him out. he’s in a bit of sensory hell regarding not liking things being too loud but if everything’s too quiet he gets nervous something bads about to happen. if he can, he tries to have something, anything in the background. especially if it’s someone speaking. it helps him feel less alone. lots of old radio show broadcasts usually are what he ends up finding helpful

he’s got a little bit of a weakness for sitcoms about coming of age. they make the idea of the future a bit less scary, all things considered

pretty accident prone and so he tries to keep a basic first aid kit on hand if he can, though the extent of his medical care talents are Put Band-Aid On A Cut and Put Ice On A Bruise

his eyesight’s never been very good and it’s only gotten worse over the years due to poor lighting and other strain, which also tends to give him frequent headaches that he tries to nap off

if he isn’t eating sweets from his dad, he’s mostly eating microwavable food honestly because it’s quick and easy and tastes like something that isn’t sugar

plays a lot of escapism based video games

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i saw that canon calls are still open and all that, so i hope you don't mind that i come right in!

hey, i'm john egbert! i'm searching for dave strider specifically, but if you remember any of this, feel free to reach out too! i'm bodily 16, but mentally 18!

i had some messy, short, black hair with tan skin and faint freckles i believe. i was shorter, and i wore a lot of dorky clothing, paired with some bracelets on occasion. i was super into coding i think, but i wasn't the best at it.

dave had lighter skin than me (i don't know if he was white), with some scars on his face and blonde hair with the roots showing through. he wore a lot of baggy clothes! i think maybe his shades were broken or cracked? i know at one point he did have to fix them.

we played a TON of games together. it was our favorite pass time! i think we all hung out before and after the game, because i remember a few in person hang outs too. i don't know what we were to each other yet (i'm guessing some kind of romantic?) but we were very close. he was pretty secretive at times and wouldn't tell me too much, but i think i knew more about him than the rest of our friend group. he really liked photography, i think maybe he had a professional camera too? either way, some times he'd mail me some photos.

hopefully that's not too much, haha. you can find me at @eccentricbanter here if you remember any thing! thanks so much.

- eb.

best of luck!

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General Headcanons for Eridan Ampora

has a habit of twisting his rings around his fingers when he's thinking, especially if he's frustrated or nervous

he's actually got a more expanded social circle than expected given how many grudges he's formed and holds. he and kanaya talk shop about fashion and makeup, karkat and him discuss romance tropes, and he occasionally indulges in splitting a bottle of redpop with gamzee

he has a slight gill mutation, and while it's nothing serious it's linked to another common mutation involving temperature regulation meaning he's always colder than would be normal, so he feels most comfortable in layers

conceptualizes writing self indulgent historical fanfiction where he gets to meet his ancestor but never actually writes anything about it so it's more an ongoing series of daydreams

chronic dice hoarder. also jewelry, calligraphy nibs, seaglass, smooth rocks, and old coins. he's got a soft spot for things that are small and shiny and that clack together if you shake them in a box

he likes mixing his own watercolors and inks. he's got a special desk set up for it, to keep everything organized. he doesn't paint much but he enjoys making them and most often just gives palettes to friends. and while he doesn't often make use of them he's very attached to his special, fancy ink

occasionally tries to make small clay figures. he's best at making animals, especially fish

often has some pain radiating from his shoulder due to the use of ahab's crosshairs and the recoil that comes with it, especially using it with only one arm instead of both. as a result, his clavicular portion is somewhat discolored from bruising and he tends to use his opposite hand for writing or other work to avoid cramping or soreness

brags about collecting old books, like historical journals, but he rarely bothers to actually read them

aside from helping feed Gl'bgolyb, also occasionally helps Feferi take care of the ponies and cuttlefish she keeps in her hive

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Look, Ma, No Strings! - A Cal Strider Playlist

I’m Just A Kid - Simple Plan

Raised By Wolves - Falling In Reverse

Here’s To Never Growing Up - Avril Lavigne

It Gets Worse - Mindless Self Indulgence

The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

Pete Wentz Is The Only Reason We’re Famous - Cobra Starship

I Don’t Care - Fall Out Boy

Don’t Stop The Music - Rihanna

Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas

Somebody Told Me - The Killers

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General Headcanons for Marvus Xoloto

Does "Get Ready With Me" livestreams that are 10% him actually getting ready for whatever he's gotta do for the night, 30% Q&A session, and 60% people begging him for a no makeup face reveal which he always turns down with a laugh (like all members of the church he's extremely careful not to have his face seen without paint)

actually very religious and values the church, especially it’s approach to death and fate, he doesn’t typically discuss it with people and when he does is extremely casual about it but he and chahut have really in depth conversations about scripture interpretation and ritual practice together

his personal favorite flavors of Faygo are Rock & Rye and Club Soda

while he’s got a beautiful voice and has great skills for composing, he struggles to actually play most instruments, composing primarily on a group of drum pads and one of those electric keyboards with multiple settings, typically going on instinct to write the music down and then send it off to a group that records his backing tracks for him

 his ears naturally droop at a lower angle that trolls’ “neutral” pinna posture, making him physically appear more relaxed

uses his chucklevoodoo near constantly when he’s performing and sometimes forgets to turn off the Stage Efforts when he’s one on one with people (which can be overwhelming on a psychic/emotional level)

has numerous thoughts and plans on rebellion but hasnt developed a trusted group with which he can execute any of them so they just live in his head rent free

there’s a line in his contract that prevents him from cutting his hair (he plans on breaking his the second he’s let off planet and selling it as part of a new persona era ala David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust)

has an obscenely huge hive but because he’s often traveling to perform he basically lives out of his limo 

doses with sopor slime (enjoys both pies and smoothies) prior to events where he’ll be filmed both because it helps him take a bit of the edge off of his psychic powers before a show (preventing bloodshed too early in the set) and helps him feel more relaxed while performing, easing into his on stage flamboyance like Alice Cooper before an act

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