#mod commentary:

[norisuke-the-fourth]

(@jobin-ask) Oh, uh. Dad. Speaking of Malai. Official looking letter came in the mail yesterday. In Thai. Addressed to her. My Thai is uh... Really rusty, but it looks like it's a court summons.

A court summons?

Why would they...? Unless...

Can I see it for a moment?

[paisleypark-is-online]

Haiii!! I'm Yasuho Hirose!! I saw around that there were people I know on here, so I decided to bite the bulleeeet and make oneee!! Feel free to send me pretty much anything~!

It's me again, @nutking-askblog mod 💔

This blog is, of course, inspired by @yasuho-ask

anyways, rules are pretty generic

No gore

Don't harass me, I will ignore it

Nsfw asks are fine, but don't cross the line

Tag sorting:

#Paisley Park - asks

#Condition of the Heart - aesthetics and blinky reblogs

#Pop Life - Roleplay reblogs

#Around the World in a Day - just Yasuho yapping

#mod yaps - mod talking, whether it be just myself or along with a yasuho answer

#mod commentary: - next tag(s) are me yapping about a headcanon to do with the answer, or I'm discreetly talking with one of the other mods

[exe-headcanons]

Last one for now and its too important to keep to myself even if it is prominent already (mostly bc I've been listening to Gridlock way too much)

Fatal Error and Cyclops.ISO are each other's toxic ex.

-⭐️

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[incorrect-dotu-quotes]

Pidge: Shower thought: if 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil. 

Lance: Do you have a fucking calculator in your shower?

[norisuke-the-fourth]

Dad. Dad. Listen. I'm about to lose my shit. PLEASE TELL ME you remember my childhood best friend. The friend I had since pre-school. Please? Please??? Please tell me you remember Fumi. Please?? I'm losing my mind over here. - @jobin-ask

"Fumi"... The name sounds familiar at best? I don't think I've seen Fumi for a while, if I have at all... I don't know what to tell you, Jobin, honestly.

[norisuke-the-fourth]

Dad. Did you not stop to wonder why the fuck Wu would give Malai an engagement ring made of some of the rarest fucking materials on earth worth nearly three BILLION yen? - @jobin-ask

Do you really think I haven't? Of course I did. I still do. There's only so much I've been able to get out of either of them, though. It's been concerning me for a while.

[norisuke-the-fourth]

DILF stands for Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck. Likewise GILF is Grand[pa/ma] I'd Like (to) Fuck. They're saying they wanna sleep with you.

...I see.

[exe-headcanons]

I hc SO HARD that sonic.exe has the instincts and body language of cat. like, that man curls up in a ball when he sleeps, when he isn't committing murder he's napping, his ears constantly move around to the direction of sounds, and he purrs. don't know when, don't know why, but he purrs. sorry, I don't make the rules, he is a cat.

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