#mod ep 5

[pink-akuma-watching-in-queer]

Can't believe we're canonically having this conversation but glad we're all on the same page

bonus:

[youdontloveme-yet]

Flirting 101 by Sorowit and That gif edition ☀️

1. Pretend to be cool and intimidating. Definitely stare him in the eyes with a “scary” expression. It’ll not seem fake. 

2. Push him around. Do not explain yourself. Just do it. He’ll be too confused to question it.

3. Try to undress him. Continue not explaining yourself. You know he’s dumb. Then stare at him, until he yields to your power.

4.Treat his wounds like the good brother that you are.

5. Definitely make fun of him. Your crush loves it when you make him feel bad. Bully him all you want really. He probably deserves it anyway.

6. Realize he’s making you weak. Reflect with threats. Works especially good if you have already beaten him at some point. He knows you can, so your threats should not go past him. Solid strategy.

7. Get this over with. Finally ask for his number. You’ve practically been glued together for a few days already anyway.

8. Be very confused as to what is happening. Just address him and use that threatening tone you know he absolutely loves.

9. Catch him off guard by literally confessing that you want to see him again. Remember, he’s dumb, he won’t automatically know your agenda.

10. & 11. Try really hard to counter and ignore what he just said, because you can’t process it. Instead, imply he is your “personal nurse” , while trying to make it pass as a joke. // Destroy him with an actually good come back and take over his life. You’ve won him over now. He’ll die for you. 

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[pink-akuma-watching-in-queer]

He's getting wild

[pink-akuma-watching-in-queer]

The only right thing inspector M does is to wear that uniform

[pink-akuma-watching-in-queer]

Protect him at all costs

[pink-akuma-watching-in-queer]

Softest parallels