#mod halo

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Hey I've come to cry. C!Dream is a bitch and I will snap him in half like a kitkat, even though I eat kitkats without snapping them. C!Dream will die by my hands. It doesn't matter that I'm not whitelisted. His canonical death will be cause by me.

posts that age very well actually

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@ribineran: We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hit man shows up at your door and game ends you. Technology is incredible.

@tie-dyed-dumbass: what button?? What fucking button???

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@gaseth: “anyone who hates mint ice cream— I just want to ask what happened?”

@big-crime-official: “If you think I’m gonna put saten’s frozen toothpaste in my body you are Mistaken.”

@the-royal-bat-snake: “I??? What? Excuse me? What do you think mint ice cream tastes like??”

@thesmpisonfire: “Okay, Better question, what do you think toothpaste tastes like and where can I get whatever you’re using?”

@ribineran: *pans to rib sitting on the cell floor just eating mint toothpaste* “mmmmm poggers”

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@luporotita

Yes and I have the legal documents to prove it

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@thesmpisonfire: *standing in a burning field* Okay, Top 10 reasons why this is not my fault, number 5 may surprise you—

@traitorous-bisexual: Oh pray tell

Des: that’s it that’s all I had wow look at the time—

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@cryptidcherrry UwU just a cute little jail owo

~Mod Halo

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What do they pay for rent? Rotten pork? You need to move up in life get some sheep and hold them hostage.

Be a landlord

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Don’t worry @thesmpisonfire speaking for you is what we do. I will consult you in the next quote as consolation 💔

~mod halo