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@mcytblrprison : There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

@thesmpisonfire : Have everyone stand.

@hearty-anon : Bring three more chairs!

@wooteena : The best seven of the lot can sit down.

@ribineran : Kill three.

@gaseth: “anyone who hates mint ice cream— I just want to ask what happened?”

@big-crime-official: “If you think I’m gonna put saten’s frozen toothpaste in my body you are Mistaken.”

@the-royal-bat-snake: “I??? What? Excuse me? What do you think mint ice cream tastes like??”

@thesmpisonfire: “Okay, Better question, what do you think toothpaste tastes like and where can I get whatever you’re using?”

@ribineran: *pans to rib sitting on the cell floor just eating mint toothpaste* “mmmmm poggers”

@big-crime-official : My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

@ribineran : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

@4oh3dotzip : Tackle him.

@thesmpisonfire : Dump him.

@violet-sandwich : Kick him in the shin.

(From the phone in tubtoe’s hand)

@oakskull : NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

@minecrafttubeyou : We are going to need a plan to get out of here.

@thesmpisonfire : I have a plan.

Tubeyou: We can’t set anyone on fire.

Des: I don’t have any plans.

@thesmpisonfire: *standing in a burning field* Okay, Top 10 reasons why this is not my fault, number 5 may surprise you—

@traitorous-bisexual: Oh pray tell

Des: that’s it that’s all I had wow look at the time—

Don’t worry @thesmpisonfire speaking for you is what we do. I will consult you in the next quote as consolation 💔

~mod halo

@thesmpisonfire :everybody hurtssssssss...

@violet-sandwich : they Jury sent you here and you’ve committed arson, shut up.

Haha girl I'm in maximum security haha

How much time before all my sanity is gone and all that will be left is the shatters of my broken mind?

- des

I’m giving you one hour tops and that's being generous

#inmate des