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Agamemnon: I truly hate it here.

Odysseus: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?

Achilles: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?

Diomedes: Now replace “funny” with “it”. Not so it now, is women?

Menelaus: I’m having a fucking stroke.

Patroclus: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!

#iliad sitcom #incorrect quotes #the iliad #the trojan cycle #agamemnon #odysseus #achilles #diomedes #menelaus #patroclus #achaean army #mod iphigenia #another recycled quote from my main

Odysseus: Time for plan G.

Diomedes: Don’t you mean plan B?

Odysseus: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Menelaus: What about plan D?

Odysseus: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Agamemnon: What about plan E?

Odysseus: I’m hoping not to use it. You die in plan E.

Achilles: I like plan E.

#iliad sitcom #incorrect quotes #the iliad #the trojan cycle #odysseus #diomedes #menelaus #agamemnon #achilles #achaean army #mod iphigenia #how had i not recycled this already

Agamemnon: How do Odysseus and Diomedes usually get out of these messes?

Menelaus: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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Menelaus: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Diomedes: Strong.

Achilles: Weak.

Odysseus: An idiot is what you are.

#iliad sitcom #incorrect quotes #the iliad #the trojan cycle #menelaus #diomedes #achilles #odysseus #achaean army #mod iphigenia #did i recycle this from my main blog? possibly

Achilles: “You’re losing blood” no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don’t ever underestimate me.

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Odysseus: Have you heard the joke about the gaslighter?

Menelaus: No…

Odysseus: Yes, you have.

Menelaus: No, I haven’t.

Odysseus: You’ve literally heard it already.

Menelaus: NO I HAVEN’T!

Odysseus: Yes, you have.

Menelaus: I DON’T KNOW IT?

Odysseus: You’re crazy.

#iliad sitcom #the iliad #the trojan cycle #odysseus #menelaus #mod iphigenia

Hector: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Paris: You left me at a temple, like, three weeks ago.

Hector: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Achilles: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Odysseus: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Achilles: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Odysseus: Somehow that's worse.

#iliad sitcom #incorrect quotes #the iliad #the trojan cycle #achilles #odysseus #mod iphigenia #yet another recycled quote (i have a lot of these over on my main so)

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