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Trojan Kidnapper: “I have one of your soldiers.”

Agamemnon: “Which one? i have several.”

Trojan Kidnapper: “The loud, rowdy, annoying one that never shuts up.”

Agamemnon: “Which one? I have several.”

Agamemnon: I truly hate it here.

Odysseus: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?

Achilles: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?

Diomedes: Now replace “funny” with “it”. Not so it now, is women?

Menelaus: I’m having a fucking stroke.

Patroclus: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!

Odysseus: Time for plan G.

Diomedes: Don’t you mean plan B?

Odysseus: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Menelaus: What about plan D?

Odysseus: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Agamemnon: What about plan E?

Odysseus: I’m hoping not to use it. You die in plan E.

Achilles: I like plan E.

Diomedes: “We wouldn’t last a minute without Odysseus.”

Diomedes:

Diomedes: “Don’t tell him I said that.”

Nestor: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Achilles?

Achilles: No.

Odysseus: I do!

Nestor: I know, Odysseus.

Odysseus: I miss my wife.

Nestor: I know, Odysseus.

Agamemnon: How do Odysseus and Diomedes usually get out of these messes?

Menelaus: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

Menelaus: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Diomedes: Strong.

Achilles: Weak.

Odysseus: An idiot is what you are.

Achilles: “You’re losing blood” no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don’t ever underestimate me.

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