:3c Tell Me
((*SCREAMING* I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I ADMIRE YOU AND I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR WHATEVER NOT-SO-NICE THINGS DARK PUTS DOWN ON THIS MEME))
What are you to me (check all that apply)?[] A stranger.[] No one important.[x] An ant under my boot.[x] A pet.[] A toy to mess with. [x] A source of entertainment.[] Someone of romantic interest to me. [x] Other (will specify). -- A flattering artistWhere did I meet you? [] In a club/at a bar.[] On the streets.[] I found your lost dog and brought it back to you. (Actually, I just used that as an excuse to come up to your door.)[] I stole someone’s phone and found your contact information.[] In a graveyard. [] In your apartment, making myself at home.[] In your kitchen where you found me rifling through your fridge.[] In your bed. It was comfortable, by the way. [] That one time I was swimming in a pool of blood. [] One of your friends arranged a meeting with you. [] I don’t even care where we met.[x] Other (will specify). -- Right hereI think you (check all that apply): [] Are a waste of molecular matter. [] Are strange, odd, and/or weird.[] Would look good covered in blood.[] Would make a nice hood ornament. [x] Would taste good with a bit of red wine. [x] Are easy prey. [] Are not worth my time. [] Need to get me a pie before I shank you. [] Are obnoxious. [x] Are Would be fun to tease/mess with/scare. [] Try too hard to gain my attention. [x] Are asking for trouble. [] Are wasting my time having to fill this out for you.[] Are my worst enemy reincarnated. [] Are late. Where’s my sandwich?[] Are one of life’s greatest mysteries. [] Other (will specify). If you kissed me?[x] I would smile and laugh. [x] It would be a quickie. [] It would involve tongue. [] It would be aggressive.[] I would softly bite your lip.[] I would explore your neck and jaw.[] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember what happened last time?[] I’d say that’s awkward…[] I’d be shocked. [] I would slap you. [x] I would push you away gently.[] I would shove you away harshly. [] We wouldn’t. [] Lol no.[] You would lose your tongue in a few seconds.[] Other (will specify).If you were caught in an explosion, I would:[x] Laugh in amusement. [] Tell you to stop being a drama queen.[x] Check to see how injured you were. [] Get upset that your blood got on my clothes.[] Steal your wallet while you’re distracted with your broken limb.[] Take your kidney while you’re passed out. [] Pick you up and hang you by the legs in a nearby tree. (To ensure you don’t get hit by a car?) [] Leave you there to die. [] There was an explosion? If I saw you right now, I would: [] Steal your kidney.[] Stab you with my knife. [] Poke you in the eye.[] Move into your apartment to piss you off.[] Make you take my dog for a walk and hope you give her a bath as well.[] Give you a hug while I whisper death threats in your ear. [] Push you into oncoming traffic. [] Tell my boyfriend “That’s the one who gave me a black eye!” [] Yell at you. [] Do nothing.[x] Other (will specify). -- Take you to my worldWhat I want from you (check all that apply): [x] A good laugh at your expense. [] One of your limbs. [] To test this questionable liquid substance.[] A kiss.[] My money back.[] To get hit by a car while I film it. [] A sandwich. [x] A conversation. [] Your blood. [] Your soul. [] A date.[] To just shut up.[] To just go away. [] To give my dog a walk and a bath. [] Your wallet.[x] Other (will specify).-- You.
