#mod jul3

[theworsttakes69]

Time to answer the age old question of who would win in a fight: the coronavirus or a signle crow?

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After creating and running a very sophisticated scientific analysis program that definitely uses a lot of very real scientific evidence, I have come to the conclusion that crows are superior to the coronavirus. Due to this superiority, I theorize that by becoming One Of Them, I can make myself immune to the virus. Further research may be needed to confirm this theory. 

- mod Jul3

[theworsttakes69]

finally. now that the battle is done, i can change my naem to josh with no repurcussions.

[theworsttakes69]

About: Mod 𓆤 𓀭 𓁿 𓃋 [Jul3]

Hello! C’est moi: mod Jul3 (she/her, elle, 𓁐)! I am now writing my introduction! I am (allegedly) a hivemind of millions of bees in a trench coat and am (factually) a very cool person :)

I love music. I play the saxophone, the drums, the xylophone, the theremin, and the keytar. My best friend is my little sister ( 𓆦 𓆷 𓆸 𓈝 𓇲 𓁐 ), who is (allegedly) a hivemind of moths in a wedding dress (which she wears to ward off potential suitors). I also like my roommates, Julie and 2lie, even though neither of them wears a wedding dress to ward off potential suitors. (French translation below)

Bonjour! C’est moi: mod Jul3 (elle, she/her, 𓁐)! Je suis après d’écrire mon introduction! J’suis (allegedement) une hivemind fait de millions de mouches au miel qui portent un trench-coat, et j’suis (definitivement) une personne très cool :)

J’adore de la musique. Je joue le saxophone, les tambours, le xylophone, le thérémine, et le “keytar.” Ma meilleure amie est ma soeur, qui est (allegedement) une hivemind de papillons qui portent une robe de mariée (pour conjurer les prétendants potentiels). J’aime aussi mes colocataires, Julie et 2lie, même si aucun d’eux ne portent une robe de mariée pour conjurer les prétendants potentiels.