#mod k rambles

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Headcanon: Reigen often sleeps with a salt bag to feel more protected.

He has a pillow filled with salt packets he stole from MobDonalds. The constant crinkling soothes him. 

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Reigen sleeps with a salt bag plushie.

He just keeps making them without realizing he’s doing it. He starts sleepwalking to MobDonalds and hoarding salt packets. When he wakes up in the morning he’s surrounded by small blob-like stuffed animals filled with salt packets and several cups of cold MobDonalds coffee that he doesn’t remember ordering. Reigens couch and bed become filled with odd lumpy salt pillows and stuffed animals. Leroy is always watching. Reigen’s life is falling apart, one salt crystal at a time.

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Headcanon: the reason we haven't seen Shou is because he's been trying to figure out where they're keeping Touchirou. I really can't imagine Shou being okay with his old man being used as a human lab rat, and if he's being treated...poorly, I can see him attempting to recruit the esper squad for a jail break.

Fireflysummers you are hurting me I can picture Shou calling Ritsu at 4am (of course Ritsu would already be awake, as established in the last ask) and updating him on everything he’s been looking in to and anything he’s found out, and weird scheems he’s come up with because of his discoveries. Ritsu just kind of listens and doesn’t say much, which is better than when Shou tried calling Teru about it–Teru not really holding family at a particularly high level of importance and also not appreciating being jarred out of sleep by the terrible horror movie theme song he had set as Shou’s ringtone. 

-Mod K

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Headcanon 6: Ritsu gives up on Leroy jr and makes his own personal cool plushie. It's name is Spoony. It's a bit cold and hard to sleep with but he takes it with him to bed anyway. When he wakes up sometime he dont find it on the pillow. But then discovers Spoony is so attached to him that likes stuck on his cheek. He has still a secret plan to eliminate Reigen's Leroy instead of the Mob's one. (Last one?)

Spoony is made of all of the spoons in the house pyrokinetically melted into one big spoon. Mrs.Kageyama curses the gods for her missing silver-wear. Where? Where do they all go? She finds Spoony one day while she’s changing the sheets on Ritsu’s bed. What a nice spoon, it’s the perfect size to cook with. She takes it, and uses it to cook dinner. Ritsu comes home from a Student Council meeting and witnesses his dear Spoony being used like a common spoon! Ritsu is immensely offended. Mob witnesses this, and vows to help his brother rescue Spoony. In the middle of the night Mob sneaks down and rescues Spoony from the dish-drainer. He sneaks back up the stairs and bequeaths Spoony to a sleepless Ritsu. They looks silently into one another’s eyes, a treaty is formed. Leroy Junior and Spoony are forever protected.

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Headcanon 3: Reigen takes always Leroy under his suit and one day during an exorcism threw it by mistake. He cried. This left a big wound on his heart. And he will always remember this as part of his sad backstory.

He unthinkingly tries to give Leroy a bath, all of the salt inside him dissolves. Reigen is hysterical, he doesn’t leave his apartment for three days. Mob comes to check on him on the third day. He finds Reigen in a salt-filled pillow fort around a small shrine like pile with Leroy on top. 

“Shishou. Shishou when is the last time you showered?” 

“The water might dissolve me too.” Reigen replies from under his piles of salt pillows. Mob sighs, deciding that in order to get his shishou back, he must save Leroy. Mob opens the drawer of Reigens desk to find sewing supplies, salt packets shoot out, overflowing onto the floor. Mob looks at the camera like they do in The Office. 

Mob fixes Leroy. Reigens tears of joy are the saltiest. 

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Headcanon 2: he start feeling paternal affection towards the salt bag

He fills a stuffed animal with salt packets, it’s name is Leroy. He makes another one for Mob and cries with he gives it to him. “Be safe Leroy Jr.” he whispers, “Take care of my child Mob.” His tears are so very salty. 

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HC: Reigen uses his whack-a-mole skills to win Mob a prize at a a festivall!!!,!. bonus if plush cow

URUUGHHH <3 <3 <3 

Mob comes in to the office one Thursday looking a little more put off than usual, and after about 20 minutes of Reigen lowkey inquiring what had him down, Mob finally lets it slip that there’s a culture festival going on Saturday, all of his friends and Ritsu are busy. Reigen immediately slams his hands down on his desk and announces “I’ll go with you! Festival food is the best!” Mob is, to say the least, surprised, but nods with an enthusiastic “Hm!” and a small smile. 

Two days pass and Reigen meets Mob at the gate of the culture festival, he’s wearing some sort of terrible hawaiian shirt that kind of gives Mob a headache with it’s bright colors but Mob doesn’t comment because he’s not one to question someones fashion. Reigen immediately leads Mob from food stall to food stall, explaining his life long hobby of eating and comparing every takoyaki stand known to man, gesticulating wildly the whole time. 

After about three hours of wandering and snacking Reigen notices his student is starting to look pretty tired, so he leads the boy with a casual hand on the shoulder to the nearest bench. “Sit here for a minute, okay?” and Reigen disappears, on the hunt for some Shaved Ice. Low and behold right next to the shaved ice stand is Reigen’s favorite carnival game holy shit!!! His deft hands, honed by years of karate-chop massaging clients’ curses away, move like lightning, wielding the obnoxious plastic yellow hammer like a knock-off version of Thor himself. Those poor nubby plastic moles should never have popped out of their uniformly cut holes. 

The woman behind the counter pops her gum and with an unimpressed expression shoves a giant black and white stuffed animal into his arms. Reigen holds it out and inspects it briefly, gathering that it is indeed a cow. It’s cheaply made but has a cute face. With a nod of his head and a “Nice!” he goes and purchases some shaved ice and heads back to find Mob.

Mobs eyes light up as soon as he sees it. The cow is about the same size as Mob himself, but it doesn’t stop him from trying to carry it around with him all over the festival, even going as far as putting a light shield around it to keep it from getting dirty.

-Mod K

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Headcanon: Ritsu has bouts of anxiety-driven insomnia. He's more-or-less exhausted a lot of the time, which is not helping his mood swings.

I strongly headcanon this also!!! 

I imagine he started having issues sleeping as a child due to nightmares–to the point where he’d be so tired that he wouldn’t be sure if he were dreaming or awake sometimes. Ten year old Ritsu would just kind of wake up at 3am and not be able to go back to sleep, so he just took up reading literally any book he could get his tiny hands on. The sleeplessness and confusion caused by it really sped up the development of his Anxiety. Since he awakened to his psychic powers he’s felt more in control of things a little bit, because the powers make him feel more in control of his life in general? When he wakes up in the dead of night now he makes a cup of tea with shaking hands and bends all the spoons in the house, then bends them back, one at a time until he can no longer feel his pulse pounding in his throat. 

-Mod K