#mod leslie

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Himawari: I’m proud to identify as a morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Sakurako once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing her under the moonlight.

Sakurako: Hey Himawari, what kind of animal is the pink panther?

Himawari, already taking off her clothes: Sakurako you’re so fucking stupid.

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Hey guys, little life update here! We recently just found a kitten in our garage. We tried to find him a home but we ended up falling in love with him! Even though I don’t really like cats, he’s made his way into my heart! His name is Chester ☺️🐱

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Chinatsu, trying to flirt: Have you ever fallen in love?

Yui, with dead eyes and a monotone voice: I can’t even fall asleep.

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Chinatsu: I've heard people saying my name twice in my room, it's either ghosts or hallucinations.

Akari: It's me outside. You want some muffins?

Chinatsu: What kind?

Akari: Zucchini, but it tastes like banana nut.

Chinatsu: Bananas can nut?

Akari: You know what, I'll keep my muffins.

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Chizuru: We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.

Kyōko: Well said.

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Himawari, choking: What kind of tea is this?

Sakurako: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

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Nadeshiko: Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin?

Sakurako: No!? I'm in middle school?

Nadeshiko: Whatever, just don’t feed that thing past midnight.

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Ayano: There’s no test I can’t ace!

Chitose: What about a psychological evaluation?

Ayano: there’s one test I can’t ace...