#source: mpgis

[alien-slushie]

Jason: I found a Opossum.

Dick: Ooh what kind?

Jason: An angry. *holds up a squirming, angry deaged danny*

Dick: Been there. *glances at a scowling Damian* Freaking, been there.

[thealtoduck]

Tim: I ate the last cookie while you were in the shower.

BatCat!Bro: Oh, well in that case, Tim, I suggest you sleep with one eye open.

Jason: Y/n! What do I say about making threats we know we can’t keep?

BatCat!Bro: Oh, no Jason, I will keep it.

Jason: Hmm, you heard him, Tim, one eye open.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[At the Guanyin Temple] Jin Guangyao, holding the guqin string around Wei Wuxian’s neck: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly! Lan Wangji: You’re right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

[randomfangirl330]

Incorrect Quote (Prism and Flambae's 1st Meeting)

Prism: "Alright, first of all, you are fucking adorable and I love everything about you!"

Flambae: "Oh my God! Right back at you, bitch!"

Prism: "Oh my God you're the bitch you bitch!"

Flambae: "No you're the bitch"

Prism: "Bitch!"

Flambae: "Bitch!"

Sonar: "Someone call me bitch!"

(Source): MPGiS S2

[kingznawtokfvm]

New videos going rlly well (for once) but please remind me never to do this many outfits at once im already sick and tired 

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: Are you trying to infer, that because you’re willing to do stuff to our butts it proves that you’re more of a man than us?

Richie: I’m not saying anything… I’m just saying-

Bill: The only thing that you’re saying is that you’re gay

Richie: I’m not gay, you’re gay!

Bill: Yeah, so?

Richie: Wait, what?

Bill: I’m gay, dude

Stan: Yeah he’s definitely gay

Ben: Yep he’s gay

Mike: He has been in a gay monogamous relationship for a long time. And we accept you, bro

Bill: Thank you, man

Mike & Bill: *high five*

Richie: Fuck youuu

[realityteevee]

[just-another-mha-blog]

Midoriya: Alright, I tried to use logic and reason with you, but you leave me no choice. Either you drop whatever made-up feud you've dreamt up with my class and get the hell out of here, or I obliterate you into a red mist with a single flick of my pinky finger.

Monoma: Oh, please! You wouldn't hurt a fly!

Midoriya: That’s correct. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did any harm to anyone. You, however, I would maim.