#mod maxils

[ask-nightmare-cult]

Strawberry: Heyyyyyyy guys... we’re rolling.

Choco: Wait, what?

Shattered: Oh boy.

Crescent: Good morning, Vietnam!

Dark: Aw, they didn’t stab each other!

Moon: Tumblr Blog 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Eclipse: Hey, not everyone has had a Tumblr blog before, Moon.

(Twilight, being from 500 years in the past, is very confused.)

Nocturne: h-hi, everyone...

Luna: I don’t get paid enough for this shit...

N: We... aren’t getting paid at all...

Midnight: We’re getting paid in existence.

Dusk: So, Shade, how does this work?

Shade: You answer whatever the fleshbags ask, no matter how deep, dark and personal it may be.

Silhouette: Maxils, you promised me coffee.

Sunset: Welcome to the Nightmare cult, everyone.

Mod Maxils: you’ll get your coffee later sil, but first i gotta clarify that only mod falc and i have any association with the blog, the creators of all other goops and glowsticks have nothing to do with this blog

Mod Falcon: It is currently 3Am and I’m still not tired which is amazing

(NOTE: The cult spoke in order from left to right, bottom row then top row.)

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hey gang, you guys ever think of getting pets?

Silhouette: I can’t have pets because my goop kills whatever it touches.

Luna: My gang adopted a snake. Snek is theirs, though, not mine.

N: i live in a government lab and am unable to adopt pets

Moon: I have a cat named Angel.

Crescent: Kevin. Kevin is a chicken.

Shattered: ...Questioning why you have a chicken right now.

Crescent: Lots of people do.

Shattered: ...Anyways, I’m fine without a pet.

Eclipse: i do not trust my gang with a pet

Shade: Neither do I.

Dusk: Same.

Choco: My goop is toxic to several animals.

Strawberry: i’m not responsible enough

Midnight: No, I do not have any pets for several reasons.

Twilight: I don’t have any pets either.

Sunset: it’s chaotic enough with just my gang

Dark: Nighty doesn’t allow pets...

Nocturne: i-i have two cats, blizzard and-and f-forrest, a dog - a-a corgi - n-named philip, lots of fish, and a guinea pig, th-the honorable baro-baroness mrs jo-josephine mildred eliz-elizabeth poofyfur-hamilton j-junior the fourty-two thousand sixty-ninth. (He’s struggling to contain his laughter.) d-dust thought up th-the name, heheheh.

Luna: (He’s chuckling.) My god, that’s even more absurd than Error and Ink’s cat’s name.

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Anyway between all of Nightmares, who is most bossy?

Strawberry: None of us are really that bossy, so I’m not sure.

Moon: Plus it’s not like this cult has a leader or anything.

Shattered: Maybe I should be the leader.

Choco: Oh hell no.

Crescent: Lmao, Shattered for president of the Nightmare Cult, 2021.

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I vote shattered for cult leader 🙌

Silhouette: If we’re being technical, Mod Maxils and Mod Falcon lead the cult already, since, y’know, they’re the reason we all met.

Choco: OH HELL NO

Eclipse: To avoid arguments, let's just say that we all have equal political power in this cult.

Crescent: Aww, Shattered would’ve made a good president.

Shattered: Hell yeah, I would've.

Dark: If my brother were here, I'd vote for him.

Moon: If your Brother were here, his free trial of life would be expired in an instant.

Shattered: Hey, mods, can you bring in Dark's brother so we can all end his free trial of living?

Mod Maxils: no

Mod Falcon: no

Dusk: Damn.

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*gives n chocolate because the boi deserves it* -glow anon

N: thank you 🥺 (He graciously accepts the chocolate.)

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Can the goop mix or is it not able to just wondering for for scientific purposes only 👁👁

Shattered: During the Christmas party, someone was an idiot and decided to spike several drinks. With hardcore whiskey. INCLUDING A SODA FOR MOON. I don’t really remember much, I literally just ordered raw hardcore whiskey, but I do remember that Moon grabbed Eclipse for hugs and their goop mixed. However, they came apart easily. I think. I was too drunk to tell.

Luna: Moral of the story, this is why you don’t order drinks from a Blue. And yes, it was easy to pull them apart.

Eclipse: We learned three things that night - don’t trust Luna’s Blue with drinks, the goop does mix, and-

Shattered: And Crescent is a lightweight.

Crescent: I remember you crying over... something.

Shattered: And I remember you crying over a giant chicken not loving you a few seconds after you ingested alcohol.

Crescent:

Shattered:

Crescent: ...fair, but only because you called him a giant chicken.

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ATWR KILLER YOUR BOYFRIEND IS EATING CHOCOLATE -glow anon

Luna: he can’t hear you, also he’s my fiance now

Nocturne: (gasps) who proposed?

Luna: He did. With a Gatling gun.

Shattered: ...He does realize that you have no depth perception, right?

Luna: yes but it was an engagement gatling gun

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*drops chocolate for all the cult members and runs away*

(Eclipse holds Moon back.)

Twilight: ...What is this?

Eclipse: It’s chocolate. You eat it.

(Twilight proceeds to attempt to eat it with the wrapper on.)

Moon: TWILIGHT UNWRAP IT-

Twilight: ?

Eclipse: Twilight, give it here for a moment.

(Twilight gives it to Eclipse, who unwraps it for Twilight. Eclipse then gives it back.)

Eclipse: Here.

Twilight: Thank you, Mom! (He proceeds to eat the chocolate.)

Sunset: ...I hate the fact that once upon a time, I’d have done the exact same thing.

Luna: ...Killer doesn’t have to know if he isn’t here. Right, Mod Cr-Maxils?

Mod Maxils: Yes, true.

(Luna eats his chocolate.)

N: it’s... been so long since i had chocolate... (He delicately unwraps his chocolate and eats it, savoring each bite.)

(Choco eats his chocolate.)

Shattered: CANNIBALISM!!!

Choco: SHUT UP, SHATTERED!

(Moon is distraught that he didn’t get any chocolate.)