Nightmare Cult ft. Goopman x a lot

Also featuring a few negative Dreams. This blog consists of various Nightmares from around the omniverse. Mod Maxils and Mod Falcon send them to various places throughout the multiverses, because it's fun. oh and there's also a few ships Run by Mod Maxils and Mod Falcon.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

Do any of the noots have partners and/or kiddos?

Luna: Yes, I’m actually pregnant right now, and engaged to my Killer. Yes, he is the father.

Strawberry: Choco and I are together, as we’ve made pretty obvious.

N: My Blue and I were together before I got abducted by the government, but it was confirmed that he still likes me, so maybe once I get out of the lab, we can get back together.

Silhouette: I finally got with Kenos after the Christmas party.

Nocturne: i-i’m in a qu- a queerplatonic poly w-with my gang.

(Everyone is shocked. This is the first they’ve heard about this.)

Nocturne: i... n-never mentioned it?

Shattered: Is that the reason they tried to obliterate me at the Christmas party?

Nocturne: y-yeah... p-part of it... they’re... v-very protective of me, despite me being five h-hundred seven, so w-way older than them.

(Half the cult is shocked that Nocturne still keeps track of his own age. However, they also decide that this is getting off-topic so they decide to end the ask here.)

[ask-nightmare-cult]

the honorable baroness mrs josephine mildred elizabeth poofyfur hamilton junior the fourty two thousand sixty-ninth 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Nocturne: yes, th-that is the guinea pig’s name.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

on a scale of 1-10, how much does everyone sleep? *glares at luna and shade specifically* -glow anon

Dark: (proudly) I haven’t slept in three days!

Crescent: Lmao oof

Luna: Amateur.

Moon: I should state that Dark only sleeps when one of us tells him to

Choco: I get eight hours a night, because I have a healthy sleep schedule.

Crescent: Sleep schedule? What’s that?

Shattered: I can tell you neither me or you have one, Crescent

Crescent: Damn right

Sil: I'm a god, so I genuinely don't need sleep.

Sunset: I’m okay with sleep. Not the best but definitely not the worst -stares at Luna and Shade-

Luna: I get two hours a night and I’m proud of it. And that's just if I'm lucky.

Mod Maxils: when did you last sleep

Luna: A week ago.

Mod Falcon: So basically TLDR: Most of the goop troop are dumbasses who either run on coffee or don’t give a shit or they actually have a good sleep schedule

Nocturne: i-i actually get around seven hours a night.

Moon: I’m surprised that you.. actually get sleep. Good on you, Nocturne

Nocturne: th-thanks.

Eclipse: I normally only get 4 hours.

Strawberry: Unless you sleep with Moon-

Moon: I WILL ACTUALLY STAB YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Eclipse: SHUT UP BEFORE I STAB YOU.

Choco: Just be gay together already

Moon and Eclipse: NO!!

Strawberry: Yeah get on our level nerds -he kisses Choco on the cheek-

Choco: ASDASHDLAJDHLASJDH HHHHHHHHH

N: I don't know how much sleep I get, but it's certainly more than someone I know.

Moon: Your Blue?

N: Yes, exactly.

Twilight: I sometimes stay up reading about the future, since everything’s different. It sucks not knowing about stuff

Moon: Funny story he’s scared of being in cars-

Twilight: SHUT UP!

Strawberry: I have a normal sleep schedule, with 10 hours of sleep :).

Moon: I get around 8 hours

Sil: So double what Eclipse gets.

Strawberry: Unless Eclipse-

Moon: SHUT UP

Eclipse: GO TO HELL

Luna: Let's see if Midnight or Dusk can beat Strawberry.

Midnight: As a vampire, I am nocturnal, so I sleep usually in the day. I get around 6 hours normally and when I’m with the cult, I get 10 hours

Dusk: ...

Strawberry: Dusk?

Dusk: ...

Luna: Come on, you can't possibly be worse at sleep than Shade.

Dusk: I.. struggle to sleep, I guess.....

Shade: Sleep is for the weak.

Dusk: I usually get an hour at most and live on coffee.....

Shade: I don't even remember the last time I slept. I didn't sleep for very long, though.

Eclipse: So that's why you constantly look like you're on the verge of passing out?

Shade: Yes.

Luna: We should chain Shade and Dusk to a bed together.

Mod Falcon: -starts laughing-

Mod Maxils: (also laughs)

Luna: Haha yeah, but that was actually partly serious.

Mod Falcon, cracking her knuckles: Hehehe

Shade: ...Why the fuck did that idea pop into your head, Luna?

Dusk: Oh fuck

Mod Falcon: -drags the two into a bedroom and chains them to the bed-

(Shade just accepts his fate.)

Dusk: NOOOOOOO

Mod Maxils: have a nice nap

Eclipse: ...But really, Luna, what made you think of that?

Luna: it worked for me and dream :D

Mod Falcon: Want me to do it to you again Luna?

Luna: no

[ask-nightmare-cult]

idk if i should go "LMAOO SHANEBENSNA" or "AWWWW 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" with the cats name 🧍

Luna: Well, it’s nowhere near as absurd as what they had picked out for if he’d been female, and even that name isn’t as long as Nocturne’s guinea pig’s name.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

what is the name of ink and error's cat?

Luna: Geoffrey Fluffkins the Twenty-Second.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

how you can have those pet? Isn't that... Too much, Nocturne?

Nocturne: w-well the fish are e-easy to take care of. a-and joey - th-that’s what we call the g-guinea pig b-because her name is absurdly long - is also p-pretty easy to c-care for. b-but it seems like my gang i-is pretty responsible, compared to o-others, because w-we actually take really good care of-of all the pets. a-and it’s only four m-mammals and a bunch of fish. i-i’ve met people with more pets than that.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

why do moon and eclipse refuse to get together? -glow anon

Nocturne: b-because the-they’re tsund-d-dere

Eclipse: No, it’s because there’s nothing there.

Moon: Exactly. There’s nothing there.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

Whoa whoa Nocturne. Isn't that a... Farm?

Nocturne: n-no... i just l-like animals.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

hey gang, you guys ever think of getting pets?

Silhouette: I can’t have pets because my goop kills whatever it touches.

Luna: My gang adopted a snake. Snek is theirs, though, not mine.

N: i live in a government lab and am unable to adopt pets

Moon: I have a cat named Angel.

Crescent: Kevin. Kevin is a chicken.

Shattered: ...Questioning why you have a chicken right now.

Crescent: Lots of people do.

Shattered: ...Anyways, I’m fine without a pet.

Eclipse: i do not trust my gang with a pet

Shade: Neither do I.

Dusk: Same.

Choco: My goop is toxic to several animals.

Strawberry: i’m not responsible enough

Midnight: No, I do not have any pets for several reasons.

Twilight: I don’t have any pets either.

Sunset: it’s chaotic enough with just my gang

Dark: Nighty doesn’t allow pets...

Nocturne: i-i have two cats, blizzard and-and f-forrest, a dog - a-a corgi - n-named philip, lots of fish, and a guinea pig, th-the honorable baro-baroness mrs jo-josephine mildred eliz-elizabeth poofyfur-hamilton j-junior the fourty-two thousand sixty-ninth. (He’s struggling to contain his laughter.) d-dust thought up th-the name, heheheh.

Luna: (He’s chuckling.) My god, that’s even more absurd than Error and Ink’s cat’s name.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

I vote shattered for cult leader 🙌

Silhouette: If we’re being technical, Mod Maxils and Mod Falcon lead the cult already, since, y’know, they’re the reason we all met.

Choco: OH HELL NO

Eclipse: To avoid arguments, let's just say that we all have equal political power in this cult.

Crescent: Aww, Shattered would’ve made a good president.

Shattered: Hell yeah, I would've.

Dark: If my brother were here, I'd vote for him.

Moon: If your Brother were here, his free trial of life would be expired in an instant.

Shattered: Hey, mods, can you bring in Dark's brother so we can all end his free trial of living?

Mod Maxils: no

Mod Falcon: no

Dusk: Damn.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

Anyway between all of Nightmares, who is most bossy?

Strawberry: None of us are really that bossy, so I’m not sure.

Moon: Plus it’s not like this cult has a leader or anything.

Shattered: Maybe I should be the leader.

Choco: Oh hell no.

Crescent: Lmao, Shattered for president of the Nightmare Cult, 2021.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

*gives n chocolate because the boi deserves it* -glow anon

N: thank you 🥺 (He graciously accepts the chocolate.)

[ask-nightmare-cult]

Can the goop mix or is it not able to just wondering for for scientific purposes only 👁👁

Shattered: During the Christmas party, someone was an idiot and decided to spike several drinks. With hardcore whiskey. INCLUDING A SODA FOR MOON. I don’t really remember much, I literally just ordered raw hardcore whiskey, but I do remember that Moon grabbed Eclipse for hugs and their goop mixed. However, they came apart easily. I think. I was too drunk to tell.

Luna: Moral of the story, this is why you don’t order drinks from a Blue. And yes, it was easy to pull them apart.

Eclipse: We learned three things that night - don’t trust Luna’s Blue with drinks, the goop does mix, and-

Shattered: And Crescent is a lightweight.

Crescent: I remember you crying over... something.

Shattered: And I remember you crying over a giant chicken not loving you a few seconds after you ingested alcohol.

Crescent:

Shattered:

Crescent: ...fair, but only because you called him a giant chicken.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

luna, why did you pick luna? was it because of mlp? -glow anon

Luna: Yes.

[ask-nightmare-cult]

ATWR KILLER YOUR BOYFRIEND IS EATING CHOCOLATE -glow anon

Luna: he can’t hear you, also he’s my fiance now

Nocturne: (gasps) who proposed?

Luna: He did. With a Gatling gun.

Shattered: ...He does realize that you have no depth perception, right?

Luna: yes but it was an engagement gatling gun

[ask-nightmare-cult]

luna, did you just almost call mod maxils by the wrong name? -glow anon

Luna: I’m used to calling her Mod Crossant.

Mod Maxils: and i’m used to calling myself mod crossant since i’ve been doing it regularly since september

[ask-nightmare-cult]

why did twilight call eclipse mom? -glow anon

Shade: Well you see, Moon and Eclipse adopted Twilight and Sunset, illegally of course

Nocturne: t-they have feeling for eachother

Moon: HAHAWHATNOWEDONT

Eclipse: BULLSHIT

Crescent: Ah! Young love in denial

Shattered: My favourite

Moon: FUCK OFF, WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER!!!

Eclipse: YEAH WE HATE EACH OTHER! FUCK YOU!

Moon: YEAH FUCK YOU TOO!

Sunset: DONT FUCK EACHOTHER IN PUBLIC DUMBASSES!

Eclipse: SUNSET, TWILIGHT IS RIGHT HERE!!!

Sunset: YOU SWORE IN FRONT OF HIM TOO

Twilight: Grow up, jeez

Moon: YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED

Twi and Sunset: T-T

Luna: They're never gonna confess at this rate.

Crescent: It’s like denial but worse

Shattered: Breaking news, two gay dumbasses refuse to get together.

Shade: Which ones?

Strawberry: PFFFFT

Choco: It isn't me and Strawberry, that happened after we got to go back home for the first time.

Strawberry: Yeah! You were so embarrassed! It was funny

Choco: STRAWBERRYYYY!

Strawberry: Sorry! Hehe!

Luna: Come on, Shattered was obviously talking about Shade and Dusk.

Shade: I've said it once and I'll say it again, I'm ace aro, but willing to get into a relationship if there's no commitment involved. I only haven't for Dusk's safety.

Dusk, in the distance: For my safety?

Shade: Killer - mine - stabbed you during the Christmas party. Remember?

Dusk: Oh yeah, he doesn’t like me. What a boomer, couldn’t be me

Sil: Now, the original topic... GET TOGETHER ALREADY, MOON AND ECLIPSE!

Moon and Eclipse: NO!

-everyone sighs-