#mod myster

[dolled-eyed]

[dolled-eyed]

Mystery: Hoo

Alfred: No

Mystery: Hoo But Sad

Alfred: Did You Just Say 'Hoo But Sad'

[dolled-eyed]

The Original List Of Mystery His Catchphrases

“Hoo hee hoo. Hee hoo hee. Hee hoo hoo.” “What is this? It’s not enough sugar! I need MORE sugar!” “Who’s a good boy? Whooo’s a good boy?~” “Uh oh! Punishment time!~” “It’s cold.” “UEUEUEUURHHBGHGHLR” “Consent?” “I’ll order some fish.” “HEWWO!!!!!” “Your intestines are smelly.” “*burp*” “Sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar…” “What are you, intimidated by it? Look, it always happens the first time. No need to worry though, you haven’t tasted it yet!” “Hmm. Squishy~“ “I’m going to make sure to track down those meanies.” “Bow down and lick my feet.” “I’M NOT GIVING MY BALLOON TO ANYONE!” “What do you mean we aren’t going to be friends?” “I made muf-funssss~“ “Mystery loves having fun!” “Hee hee, Gotta put on some weight.” “No one steals mystery’s cheetos!” “M-my throat, it doesn’t stop burning. Oh god, I can feel… the acid going u-” “Selling a nice professional blowjob, the price is a ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.“ “I got you a flower~“