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Doug: Haven't you heard of peace on earth and goodwill toward men?!

Silence:

All three of the Joy Joy Gang, in unison: No!

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Lucky: Hey, how are-

Trigger Teddy: * growls *

Lucky: AAAAHHHHH!!! GET YOUR FUCKING KID, BITCH!

Mama Bear: He doesn't bite.

Lucky: YES HE DOES!!!!!

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Reaper Nurse: All women are queens!

Reaper Nurse: Except you, Bierce. You suck. Fuck you

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Lucky, on speakers across zone one of Mascot Mayhem: Welcome to the great Joy Joy Land in the middle of hell! Where did you guys park? I'm trying to figure it out- there's no way you guys actually got here, right? Did y'all walk? Are you all nomads?? With like, three frames per second?? Who are you people?!

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Lucky, after Doug has collected the ring piece: It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in the Production Facility. You have thirteen seconds before the theme park fucking explodes you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both die.

Doug: Hot Topic!?

Bierce: No! My secret!

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Lucky: Awe, Look at all the pretties!

Hangry: Can you please stop talking about assault rifles the same way Penny talks about shoes?!

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Doug, blasting through a door of Mama Bear's cabin, in a narrator-like voice :

"Hi, my name is Doug and I fear bears. Why do I fear bears ? Because bears can run up to 30 miles a hour and I know for a fact there is a bear less than 30 miles away, which means that a bear could be here in a matter of less than a hour. Why would a bear be here ? Well, because they can smell fear and I fear them"