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Because of who I am as a person, unfortunately

Me, on two unrelated occasions in the space of an hour

Why would I make orange juice worse by adding stuff to it?

Me, on mimosas

Hi Jump Kick: My shoe has a sock in it.

Hi Jump Kick: I mean, my shoe has a hole in it.

Hi Jump Kick : I mean, I found out today my shoe has a sock in it.

Hi Jump Kick: I'm tired.

Hi Jump Kick: ...you're going to quote me on that, aren't you?

Hi Jump Kick: Fuck all.

Verdant Anubis: So, what's Doppy -

Hi Jump Kick: It's DAPI.

Verdant Anubis: (completely wrong) Doppy.

Polar Vortex: (from the distance) Master has given Doppy a stain. Doppy is a free MOL major now.

Verdant Anubis: Wait, the corpses are gone!

Not Grumpy Cat: hahahaha... we're all gonna die.

Polar Vortex: Has it occurred to you that they're not actually corpses?

Not Grumpy Cat: It's a nickname!

Verdant Anubis: Wait, shoot, it's perfect! Oh no!

Wait, that's five dollars? I thought it was an orange...

Verdant Anubis, on what was actually a paper airplane (made out of a five dollar bill, none of which makes it easier to mistake for an orange).

Oh no! See, this is why you don't strip!

Verdant Anubis

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