Because of who I am as a person, unfortunately
Me, on two unrelated occasions in the space of an hour
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Because of who I am as a person, unfortunately
Me, on two unrelated occasions in the space of an hour
Why would I make orange juice worse by adding stuff to it?
Me, on mimosas
Hi Jump Kick: My shoe has a sock in it.
Hi Jump Kick: I mean, my shoe has a hole in it.
Hi Jump Kick : I mean, I found out today my shoe has a sock in it.
Hi Jump Kick: I'm tired.
Hi Jump Kick: ...you're going to quote me on that, aren't you?
Hi Jump Kick: Fuck all.
Verdant Anubis: So, what's Doppy -
Hi Jump Kick: It's DAPI.
Verdant Anubis: (completely wrong) Doppy.
Polar Vortex: (from the distance) Master has given Doppy a stain. Doppy is a free MOL major now.
Verdant Anubis: Wait, the corpses are gone!
Not Grumpy Cat: hahahaha... we're all gonna die.
Polar Vortex: Has it occurred to you that they're not actually corpses?
Not Grumpy Cat: It's a nickname!
Verdant Anubis: Wait, shoot, it's perfect! Oh no!
Wait, that's five dollars? I thought it was an orange...
Verdant Anubis, on what was actually a paper airplane (made out of a five dollar bill, none of which makes it easier to mistake for an orange).
Oh no! See, this is why you don't strip!
Verdant Anubis