I am the creator of cursed kitchen curses
Me

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
KIROKAZE

@theartofmadeline
wallacepolsom
RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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JVL

blake kathryn
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occasionally subtle

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Product Placement
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
Three Goblin Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane

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I am the creator of cursed kitchen curses
Me
Saved from this nonsense by the magic of homosexuality
Me
Not Grumpy Cat: You're really gay.
Polar Vortex: You left me no choice.
Not Grumpy Cat: You can't just stab things when you experience feelings.
I'm too lazy to take my shoes off.
Me, while wearing flip flops
VA and HJK: *talks at length in the groupchat about Cells At Work*
Me, a tired victim of autocorrect: 102 unread notifications Jesus cried
Not Grumpy Cat, an opportunistic gremlin:
I don't know how to use an ATM.
Me, an Adult
“Yep yep you can literally never get osteoarthritis in your head”
-Verdant Anubis
You’d be surprised what comes out of me.
Me
(via
stonesfromglasshouses
)
Because of who I am as a person, unfortunately
Me, on two unrelated occasions in the space of an hour
Polar Vortex: The thing is the fact that it was probably titled like that deliberately means -
Not Grumpycat: Not everyone is a Fall Out Boy fan, Polar.
Polar Vertex: I know, that's why I was paying it so much attention.
Not Grumpycat: Oh. I read it and just thought "ha ha, humans."
Why would I make orange juice worse by adding stuff to it?
Me, on mimosas
Assassination attempt failed because you hired a racist.
Polar Vortex
Taylor Swift is an #AllyIcon!! She needs to date Macklemore (feat. Ryan Lewis) ASAP!!
Me: if you're gonna be me, please don't flirt. You'll undoubtedly do a better job than I would, and that would ruin my reputation
Polar Vortex: Holy Shit Hitler is a robot.
Food Truck Lady:Would you like a hamburger, hot dog, or a veggie burger?
Polar Vortex:I'll take a veggie burger.
Food Truck Lady:Do you want anything on it?
Polar Vortex:How about bacon.