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I N I T I A L I Z A T I O N
TAP
TAP
TAP
Its Pulsating
Its Darkening
Again, and Again and Again
So Close
So Far
I Can See It
But I Can’t Reach
TAP
TAP
TAP
A Hole
So small you barely notice
But he does. For he knows more than all.
And so. He falls.
And Falls
And Falls
Until he falls into a sea of foam
Made for creation
For imagination
With what little power he has
Perhaps....
He can create a home.
All he needs
Is a key
raz dnd 5
back to senna having a bad time!
teya helps senna sit in a chair. senna asks for ice and the weird servant brings some over and senna puts it on her neck. dorf asks senna if shes ok and shes doing better and they talk a little. dorf says hes a famous wizard! (naturally)
parsley goes to talk to the robots! 'sup'. parsley doesnt trust dorf so he doesnt wanna go in the mansion.
dorf goes up to teya and asks if she needs anything and shes just like nah. senna gets up and says she feels better. parsley asks zen whats androids name but he is denied lol. the twinx is on the loose.
senna compliments the mansion! dorf talks about the spell lets him design it himself hes so proud. senna asks for a tour if possible! floor 1: big comfy living room like place. floor 2: giant library with lots of books and shit. senna and teya are fuckin excited. teya wanders off to look at the books and dorf says he has necromancy tomes. he mentions hes fought several lichs.
dorf points out the books hes written! senna grabs one and begins reading lol. teya finds a book about liches! it talks about how liches become immortal and that liches are usually evil. teya thinks its sad lol.
3rd floor! big dining room and kitchen! senna asks for lobster tail! teya is still full from breakfast lol. dorf claps his hands and a butler shows up with the food! senna calls dorf cool lol.
parsley is still just pacing outside lol.
4th floor! magical floating doors? guest rooms! cool! senna calls all this impressive. teya says 1 bedroom is bigger than her house. 5th floor! bath place. saunas. its fuckin massive! ghost masseuse!
6th final floor! dorfs personal quarters! artifacts and shit. theres fuckin sans' head lol. he gagged him hes shut up forever lol. teya waves to him. dorf calls him davey and hes a lich? senna walks over and pokes the magic eye and it sparks me lol. she asks dorf how he beat him and how evil he was.
back outside now pog! senna tells parsley that dorf has killed several liches and that hes lacking lol. and that he has the head of a lich just in his house. now onto the fish people!
we see some giant mushrooms blocking the path! senna warns to be careful disturbing them cause they might release spore clouds. dorf summons a battle axe! he swings and gets knocked back! senna catches dorf! were under attack!
im being a little lazy with fights lol. teya firebombed 2 of them and killed them. the last mushroom spored parsley and teya and their freaking out. senna is just....trying to deal with the last mushroom to cure them. dorf is also a badass lol. parsley thinks im attacking his sister wtf. senna asks dorf for suggestions.
senna walks toward teya. she thinks she surrounded by mushrooms and thinks senna is a mushroom zombie of tori wtf. teya fuckin sets herself on fire to get rid of the mushrooms?! at the last second she sees senna but cant stop the fireball.
parsley doesnt even bother to not get attacked by the mushroom since he thinks its his sister. 'sis' yells at him and asks why he left her alone. (LORE YEAHHH) parsley is sad about this sadge.
dorf goes to attack the mushroom instead cause wizards cant heal lol. he firebolts it! parsley sees his 'sis' fuckin explode. thankfully senna has a spell to cure this illness. parsley is back to normal. parsley is fuckin crying. senna tries to calm him.
zen hits android for being a dick lol. teya is dead so senna has to rez her lol. she still has no heartbeat?! she finally wakes. senna feels for teya's pulse, its very very slow wtf. senna slaps a hand over her mouth but calms herself and tells teya she had a very bad nightmare.
senna helps teya and puts her arm around her shoulder. parsley went to sit in a tree. zen tries to speak to him but hes silent. dorf also tries and he insists hes fine. teya notices shes not in pain weird. senna asks dorf to let teya rest in the mansion. she also asks if parsley wants to come but he stays quiet so she leaves him. zen follows us! and android, slowly.
zens eyes glow yellow for a moment? omg level up?! were all healed! senna touches teyas wrist again. the pulse is normal weird but good. she tells teya shes just glad shes ok. teya is super hungry! senna notices teyas stomach growls and laughs and takes her to the dining hall. dorf summons stuff he likes to eat, big potato stew! senna eats some jello!
WHEATLEY FINALLY COMES OUT OF EEBY DEEBY! hes being examined by like doctor warforged to figure out why they keep dying lol. gods there too lol. he made improvements to him. (level up hint hint) hes warped in front of the mansion doors.
a servent tells wheatley his friends are waiting for him. zen and android are in there too. zen is glad hes back. wheatley is taken to the dining hall. space core is yelling and confused about how they got there. senna is glad to see them! senna pets spacecore on the head. he leaps out of wheatleys hands and pokes the portal but it does nothing.
dorf asks where wheatley went but hes not sure either. teya finishes eating yay. senna asks wheatley whats bothering him. he says god told him were emotionally fucked up lol. senna tries to disuade him but dorf fuckin jumps in lol. we tell him about the giant talking trees and mushrooms.
senna keeps saying everything is fine but wheatley is not convinced. dorf fuckin snitches. 'teya exploded! but shes fine now.' teya is worried greatly about dying lol. wheatley starts patting her looking for injuries. senna informs wheatley we met aa lich! (sans!)
dorf fuckin brings the skull down here wtf. space core gets left in dorfs room lol. dorf explains a lich to wheatley. senna holds the skull lol alas poor yorick. spacecore keeps trying to stack books to reach the stars but he opens a secret room on accident. they ignore it lol.
dorf notices and goes to get spacecore. wheatley says he wants to try some of his artificer infusions. wheatley says he wants to study teyas sending stone to make his own. teya agrees. suddenly a message comes through telling teya her medical checkup is due hmm.
dorf asks if teya has health problems. senna leads wheatley away and explains it was a private message. also she tells him weve been calling parsley spingledorf the fairy.
senna walks back over to teya. dorf offers to get some tools to look at this energy shes emitting. teya is uncertain. dorf goes to get them and comes back. he sounds worried. he asks to speak to teya in private. (they fuckin go into a private call lol)
they come back and tell us everything is fine. teya gives wheatley the stone again. senna quietly nods at teya. wheatley hands the stone back. teya is quiet. wheatley needs rocks so dorf summons some rocks for him pog. dorf fills the room with fake space lol. senna asks teya to 'space dance' with her lol. spingledorf is the ultimate wingman lol the stars push us together and were dancing on a moon and shit. (teya mustve gotten really bad news wtf did they talk about-) teya gets zapped and now is wearing a dress like stars.
(wheatley finishes making his stone lol) the moon turns into a crescent moon and makes teya fall into senna lol. everything settles down. we head back downstairs. wheatley asks zen to send him to god for a sec. (we've been fucking with addi all session xD punishment for being too gay to play dnd) zen cant take wheatley back but he can send the stone to lil bro.
senna goes outside to check on parsley. (teya keeps using sending wtf is going on stop being sneaky let me in!) parsley has cooked and eaten a rabbit.
the type of BS that goes on in the discord thanks moss
An online ace attorney case maker and generator.
also also tori is bald and sans has hair
raz dnd campaign 2
god wakes everyone up so we can get ready for the next trial.
senna does her morning routine. getting clean and makeup and shit. wheatley immediately stands at the platform. teya uses her sending stone to let her bro know how shes doing.
trial of combat! 2 people left so 12 people are left. 4 different combatants increasing in difficulty. teams of 4 pog.
senna and teya naturally team up (GAY) wheatley RUNS at me (and doesnt remember my name) and begs to be on my team (naturally) parsley tries to find the guy he f*cked to team up. epic fail. senna invites him to join cause shes nice.
little brother is working the potion shop! wheatley and teya and senna buy healing potions. senna and lil bro have a pleasent conversation! (awww) parsley trades in his armor for lighter armor so he can fly. senna gets a new shield.
time for the trial! our tokens turn blue for our team pog. theres also yellow and purple teams. we have spectators pog! i quick cast guidance on teya before the fight starts and teya also gives herself temp hit points.
we fight some clockwork humanoids! 3 of them! wheatley goes first, gets behind us, and shoots at them out of the way. parsley uses his handaxe but misses. F.
teya firebolts! crit! his gears start glowing and he struggles to move but he recovers. senna stabs the same one but the damage is reduced! hmmm stabbing no working. teya gets shot with an arrow! frick. senna gets attacked next, but the robot gets stalled! (nat 1 lol) parsley gets attacked but doesnt hit lol.
back to wheatley! misses. how. parsley laughs at him. wheatley looks betrayed. (could a moron do this?) parsley uses the handaxe again on the frozen robot. the axe is left in its neck. he cant move his head now but his body is fine.
teya forebolts the same guy. missed. F. senna got a crit with shocking grasp! he falls apart pog hes dead! senna does a small holy motion and we move on. parsley is just glad someone can hit something. wheatley gets attacked! his armor sucks so he gets shot in the leg. senna gets attacked! not even close it just misses lol.
back to wheatley! he misses. goddamn. parsley tries to javelin but misses. F. wtf guys. teya uses firebolt again! nat 1. wtf. it explodes in her face. gets knocked on her back. senna uses shocking grap again. not a strong attack but it does some damage at least.
wheatley gets attacked again. dammit. senna gets attacked again. my shield bounces him off get fucked.
wheatley throws his handaxe! FUCK stop missing please. parsley is in rage form now. he still misses. wtf. why. teya, help us. get off the ground. shes up now yay. senna attacks, same as before. he feels that one!
teya is attacked this time! they miss thankfully! senna is, naturally, attacked. bounces right off. if he could feel emotions he would be mad.
back to wheatley! maybe he should just....sit down for a while, he hit the crowd. parsley is still enraged. FINALLY he hits! not much damage but something. hard to harm them with stabbing. second attack! javelin being stabbed but misses. thanks. cmon teya, firebolt! it hits! senna once more with electric! i got it! its not doing so well but still in it.
teya is attacked again but is fine. senna is attacked AGAIN. missed again. wheatleys turn again! please. please. nope. thanks for coming pal. parsley tries to hit a robot in the head. missed. second action hits thank god. he dies thank god! teya, please kill something. firebolt. CRIT. hes a little melted but still working. senna, again same thing.
last robot attacks me naturally. misses of course. wheatley please. FINALLY he shoots him. locks up his head. parsley picks up his sword and stabs him in the neck. its dead thank god!
we walk back to where the shops are and they get their stuff back. we can short rest but that doesnt affect me since i wasnt hurt.
our team is up again! giant wooden tiger with metal claws and cannons on its back?! wheatley somehow goes first again. he hits with crossbow! senna does sacred flame. radiant damage pog. parsley cant find any weak points so he just attacks a paw. miss. tiger attacks teya! oh no! thank god it misses. teya's turn! firebolt! now its on fire and the metal ribs are exposed and gets fire damaged every turn!
wheatley! misses. sad. senna uses crossbow to show wheatley how its done. parsley misses. the tiger goes for me! bastard. he tries to pounce me but i hit it with my shield and deflect it. teya again uses firebolt. thank you teya you burned his tail.
wheatley missed. sad. parsley stabs it in the eye! its blind in 1 eye pog. tiger shoots cannons of course at parsley but senna is nearby darn. parsley gets hit! and so do i cause it explodes. but i dex save for only 2 damage. teya firebolts again. nice. tony has no more metal. ITS DEAD! back to the hub!
we short rest and senna is being gay with teya lol. we level up nice. one of the teams died to the tiger, F. including the guy parsley fucked. F the gays keep losing.
big beefy robot guy in a commanders uniform. big robot eye. hands behind his back. commander war bot! parsley tries to instant attack him! tries to fly up and stab him in the eye! barely pierces it, still works. an invisible field goes over him, a personal shield! fucker raz your goddamn cheating.
it attacks parsley! intelligence saving throw?! its eye glows and parsley takes psychic and lighting damage. wtf. senna does sacred flame. i hit thank goodness. the shield is damaged. teya hits it with chill touch! nice. also he cant heal until its teya's turn again. the shield cracks a bit. parsley! it hits! not much damage. wheatley! hits thank god!
its mad at wheatley oh no! but it cant pierce his mind! only some psychic and lighting damage. senna and the sacred flame! it hits and shatters the shield! i dab lol. teya walks up to it and smacks it. oh god no. vampiric touch. THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE! parsley! goes to stab the eye again with the handaxe. big split in the eye! still works but a little fucked up vision. wheatley! missed.
it attacks teya! nat...1....oh god. raz spares doing crit damage but its still gonna really hurt. so much psychic and lighting damage. SHES STILL ALIVE! but its a multi attack. oh god. half as much damage from this roll. shes done. SENNA TO THE RESCUE! i go up and make them drink a healing potion. shes up thank god. parsley! attacking the eye! it shatters! its blind! wheatley! missed.
robot attacks! blindly swinging at parsley! it hits. senna with the sacred flame! it hits! the robot falls to his knees! i killed him! taken back to the hub! the other team is still alive but barely.
robotic hound! tesla coils! conduit hound! well fuck. were gonna die. it attacks wheatley. fucking hell thats too much damage. parsley yeets a javelin. misses so he enters rage. teya firebolts. it hits! senna uses bless to buff the party! lets kick its ass guys. wheatley! raz tells us its not immune to psychic lol. dissonant whispers! missed but still does some damage.
dog attacks! it goes for senna! missed pog. parsley throws the handaxe. nice. frenzy. teya firebolts! nice. senna uses guiding bolt. big damage! wheatley! same attack! missed so half damage.
dog again! it lines us all up! cone of electricity! dex saving throw. only wheatley gets hit fully. fuck. wheatley is now stunned. parsley has no more rage. its attack does hit though. teya firebolts again. hits nice. senna missed the guiding bolt darn. wheatley tries to be unstunned. nope.
dog attacks me multiple times! bitch it hits. im down. help. 'werent you healing' YEAH FUCKER WERE ONLY LEVEL 5.
parsley attacks! missed. teya comes to save me yay. i use my turn to get up to straight to wheatley. gets unstunned.
dog attacks parsley and it hits. dex saving throw. lots of damage and knocked prone. frick. he can use his action to get up though. teya firebolts. hits nice. senna does 41 crit guiding bolt damage FUCK YOU. ITS HEAD EXPLODES AND WE WIN! WOOOOOOOOOO
we teleport back and level up and 500 gold! the other team died. we rest and stuff. parsley points out that everyone else is dead. (RAZ YOU BETTER NOT TRY AND MAKE US KILL EACH OTHER) teya had to be informed the other people left or died. senna offers prayers for the departed.
wheatley goes to the tavern to hang out with little brother. parsley is there for drinking. teya also gets a drink. oh no. senna helps teya pick something nice. wheatley gets up and leaves to talk to god. hes worried about lil bro :( god says he will gives him more tasks later. wheatley wants to stay with lil bro if he lives and beats the big bad. god accepts. he goes back to the tavern but hes quiet.
lil bro learns what hanging out is! awww. senna is comforting teya about death. 'arent you a necromancer?' senna is very comforting and reassures her, that people can pick what to do with their lives, and what little power she thinks she has can move entire mountains. necromancers and healers, both so close to death.
lil bro is confused about death so we explain it to him. cause of course we do. and explain a fuckin soul! a soul is a matter of perspective, senna says. and i accidentally introduced the concept of other gods lol. 'i do not like die' wheatley refuses to let him die! 'do not die as well' i fuckin love these little funky robots.
parsley is laughing cause hes a dick so wheatley explains what laughter is to lil bro. and have to explain joy. 'emotions are complicated but thats why its wonderful' says senna. wheatley will happily help explain emotions for lil bro. senna explains a smile. he will observe us organics to learn emotions. (please dont learn from parsley)
we teach him about different subspecies of organics! teya was secluded mostly lol. we talk about her brother awww. we tell him about sending stones and offer to get lil bro one to talk to wheatley when we leave. god keeps an eye on lil bro i guess.
senna offers to take teya to see her brother quick when we win. parsley cant speak hes on the ground lol. lil bro starts glitching out trying to talk about teya's bro and its very omnious. information was not allowed out. HMMM. wheatley is checking him out.
senna comforts teya and promises its gonna be ok. 'quiet fairy boy'. were all laughing at parsley now its lovely. wheatley points out that parsley is feeling anger so we have to explain it. now we have to explain what 'kill' is. were gonna kill parsley i stg. and now hes feeling fear for the first time. he hides behind wheatley cause he can move now!
senna comforts lil bro that wheatley is strong and wont die, even defending him. lil bro thanks senna for protecting wheatley for him. IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO HIM ILL FUCKIN KILL YOU RAZ I SWEAR TO GOD- wheatley informs lil bro he will stay when the job is done.
teya demands answers from god, why the fuck do you know my brother? senna goes for support and parsley wants to kill god lol. wheatley and lil bro go and watch lol. accidentally floated the info to him? but why does he even have it?! why do you know it?! he scanned our minds?! to make sure we wouldnt become a liability? he also made most of those that left on purpose.
senna asks him if he truly is that afraid of that wizard. he is. wheatley walks over and says he does not want to be controlled, nor lil bro. senna nods understandingly and reassures him that shes with him. evil wizard man wants to usurp god and murder and shit. parsley shut up lol. teya just wants him not to spy in her head about her family. parsley as well hates it. senna however is fine with it. god wants to earn our trust or something.
raz's dnd campaign
RAZ MAKES A CAMPAIGN! WERE GONNA DIE!!!
we have wheatley the warforged artificer, senna the high elf cleric noble, teya the firbolg necromancer, and parsley hazelbreeze the fairy barbarian.
in the town of homestead. senna is tending to the sick and injured and doing church stuff. teya is book shopping. parsley eating food in a tree. wheatley is trying to shop and failing.
a tall robed person walks into the village and uses magic to make himself louder. he says anyone seeking gold power or adventure, his god told him to find these people and help them fight evil.
parsley calls him sus and asks why his god chose him. his voice sounds weird, but it does not sound like spingledorf sadly. (wheatley notices the tone difference, war forged?) wheatley shows up and goes cool neato lets go. parsley bugs wheatley about this.
senna moves over elegantly and asks about the quest. she is sus but accepts the quest and receives a token. she bows and leaves. (so polite)
teya is excited to join for adventure and jumps right in for a story. parsley is forced to take a token cause he cant go without one, but hes still hella sus.
other people are also bothering the robed guy for tokens. just randos. the tokens start beeping and glowing green! we vanish from where we are! (parsley did drop it out of surprise but they still got teleported too cause raz took pity lol)
we appear in a dome like structure. LOTS of people are there. lots of warforged at the edges, watching us. wheatley notices they look new. he starts screaming. parsley goes wtf. senna is very sus. teya is frantically writing all this down lol. its also night we can see stars.
the dome is made of strange metalic material and looks green. (this is totally a space station wtf) big glowing pillar of light and a platform in the middle appears. looks like a siloulette of light person is there. he thanks us for taking the quest and calls himself the god.
everyone is super sus of him lol. hes gonna trial us first, asshole. touch the token to leave the trials. some rando's leave. zorbolt the great evil wizard wants his power and he wants us to stop him. hes the god of constructs. zolbolt can control the robots. poor wheatley.
"am i disqualified?" nope cause he was made by a different race of people so hes resistant with a special ward. parsley is concerned everyone else is in danger.
the god tells us we dont have to travel together but it is wiser to do so. its very dangerous. he cant send his constructs so its up to us. he also doesnt know what he looks like cause his scouts get nabbed too.
3 trials! dangerous. can die. cool. the first trial is a deadly maze! he gives us 200 gold and summons shops and lets us buy shit yay. time to prep. parsley tries to intimidate the shopkeeper into lowering the price lol. gets a shield.
senna, before shopping, is giving encouraging words and 'holy blessings' from temple and stuff poggers. then goes to the weapon shop.
teya tried to play it cool by greeting parsley in sylvain. then she buys some mythrill chainmail cause shes super squishy. wheatley goes and buys some spells. he accidentally holds up the line lol. senna bumps into teya at the shop. senna apologizes and curtsies a little. she offers her assistance to teya. she blows a kiss to her and continues to the shop. (moss: i hate her. me: SHES JUST FRIENDLY!)
senna gets a shortsword! wouldnt let me bargain smh xD parsley goes to the potion shop (the shopkeeper is wearing a wizard hat awww) and gets a bunch of healing potions. used all his money. wheatley got his spells nice. hes emotional seeing a living warforged.
teya also uses all her money to buy healing potions. senna approaches wheatley and asks if hes ok sitting on the floor. hes fine so he sits by her. he goes back to watching the warforged. she watches too. they are both ignored. teya also comes and joins us. parsley sees this and goes wtf. wheatley is just so happy to see warforged. senna is sympathetic to wheatleys loneliness. we try and get him to join us. he doesnt want to lol loser.
the building shakes a bit and were told to leave. closing time! senna helps teya up and leaves. the shop sinks into the ground. time for the trial! maze time.
alone in a dimly lit room. darnit no friends :( were all gonna die.
teya has 3 paths to take. left right and straight. she avoids a pressure pad!
senna has 4 paths. straight, right, left, and diagonally right and left. i notice a weird beam of light like a lazer trap. i step over it carefully.
parsley has 1 path. he looks for traps first and notices a button. he presses it. he hears a loud noise and a spike is coming his way! its right on his ass. enemies in front of him. he flies right over them and the spikeplates kill the enemies. he notices a lever but goes past. the spikes stop at the branching path.
wheatley has 2 path. he goes left. he finds 2 automatons! they go on the attack! he fails to dodge. this whole thing is a toddler slap fight and hes losing. the god speaks into his head encouraging him to kill the robots. he has too. raz feels bad so a robot kills itself. he's had enough so he fuckin runs.
teya notices a statue. IT FUCKIN MOVES AND SWINGS A SWORD AT HER! she dodges tho fuck yeah. an armos! its resistant to fire damage oh no. teya barely survived death saved throws. the statue thought she died so it went back to sleep.
senna has 3 paths. i go right. i see teya! IT WAS AN ILLUSION! FUCKER! FALL IN A PIT FULL OF ENEMIES! fuck you raz. 2 automatons again. i killed one instantly with lighting damage get fucked! insta killed that one too! a ladder forms and i carefully climb the ladder and continue down the path.
parsleys turn! 2 paths. he goes right. he doesnt notice the trip beam lazer and activates a trap. the door behind him closes off. and ahead. uh oh trapped in a room. the floor opens! a clockwork kind of creature attacks. parsley won easily lol jammed the gears.
wheatley goes left! he sees senna?! speedwalks right up to me! ITS REALLY ME YES! i heal him for 13 and 6 pog. we exchange info and press on! were going right! i notice theres a pressure pad and stop him from stepping on it. but he lands on a pressure pad. great. FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US FROM THE WALLS! WE GOTTA BOOK IT! SMASHY SPIKY PLATES IN THE NEXT ROOM! dex roll oh dear. we made it thank god. i give wheatley a thumbs up.
we can only go left now. its teya on the ground again! an illusion again? i slowly approach. the statue moves! i dodge epically! it attacks me. whiffs the attack lol. wheatley also misses them. i stab it with my new sword. it attacks wheatley! barely slaps him but does 10 damage. i hit it again. it attacks me again and whiffs lol. cmon wheatley you can do it! crit fail. thanks bud. he hit his head. i attack it and its still fuckin alive. it attacks wheatley. back and forth a lot.
i hit it and cracks begin to form! it crit failed to attack me LOL it fell over. i hit it ITS STILL ALIVE DAMMIT. at least it cant get up lol. definitely cant hit me lol. holy shit wheatley kills it! ITS GLOWING AND SHAKING OH NO! WHEATLEY DONT TOUCH IT. it explodes. good job dumbass. he had to roll a dex saving throw. hes dead. but i have a spell for that!
i make teya and wheatley drink some of teya's health potions i found. i healed her for 9 which is most of her health lol. shes awake now! i healed him for 8 so hes still a little fucked but alive. senna comforts teya. poor girl.
back to parsley! one hallway cuts off somehow but he goes right. classic swinging axes. he got through like an action spy movie. he can only go left. lots of levers and buttons. all colors. oh no. hes stupid and doesnt see anything does so he presses a purple button. the door closes behind him and the ceiling gets spiked but nothing else happens. pressing it again doesnt have anything happen. HE PRESSES ALL THE RED BUTTONS. THE FLOOR SINKS AND THERES FIRE! YELLOW MAKES IT ALL STOP! welp hes free now to go through a path and he goes right. and then left. HE FINDS US.
hes not impressed lol. senna brings him up to speed. 3 hour short rest (doesnt bring my spell slots back oh well) we can only go left now. 3 paths left right forward. hug the right wall! long hallway. a pecular door with intricate designs. humanoid robot. looks tough. it insults wheatley oh no. parsley asks if its the way out but were probably gonna get attacked if we get closer. i say fuck this and launch sacred flame at it. IT HITS HIM! he charges a ball of energy and shoots it back! it does nothing to me! ROLL INITIATIVE! gotta get closer!
slowly going forward. parsley misses his javelin attack but i hit with crossbow. teya uses firebolt. the android attacks parsley with another energy pulse and whiffs. wheatley tries to use one of the spells he got to like charm it or something, but total failure. parsley goes rage mode and yeets a handaxe at him but misses. he catches the fuckin axe dammit. he yeets it back! he gets hit damn.
senna makes it up to him and grabs him and electrocutes him for 16 take that asshole. teya uses firebolt again. im standing right there. she moves to the side to try and hit him and not me. does not hit lol but at least i didnt get hit. his hand turns into a glaive wtf. FUCK YOU 15 wtf. second attack misses thank god. wheatley just insults him and shoots him with a crossbow and actually hits in his eye!
parsley goes into a frenzy and stabs him in the head from above. fuck yeah. senna is like barely alive. shocking grasp again cause fuck you. hes so mad cause now i back away from him. teya firebolts again. hes SO mad at me he shoots his bolt right at me. im unconscious lol death saved.
wheatley uses his crossbow! miss. hes so mad that he sucks lol. parsley keeps raging and stabs him in the other eye. too bad parsley cant shut up lol. teya forces a potion down senna's throat! senna manages to stand and goes 'thanks beautiful'. (gay real)
robot attacks parsley cause he doesnt shut up! he does heavy damage and threatens to slice his wings off. parsley goes down and barely survives. robot is blind so us ranged attackers have advantage.
wheatley shoots the crossbow again and misses again. i got crit 12 crossbow take that! robot keeps trying to taunt us into speaking so he can find us. teya and firebolt again. crit 20 fuck yeah 18 damage great job teya! we kill it! senna is still sus it might explode like the statue. wheatley checks the robot. he pulls the bolts out of its body. senna runs forward and stabilizes parsley. the android disappears in a beam of light.
senna takes a potion from teya and makes him swallow a health potion. wheatley looks so sad poor guy. the door opens and reveals a dark room. teya walks into the room and disappears. senna encourages wheatley and he goes too. parsley gets up finally and we also disappear. back at the arena.
a few other people got out too. not as many. 14 others left. god shows up thanks guy. rewards! money and a level up! tavern, food and drink party stuff appear for us. senna tries to give teya her earned money but she doesnt want it, so she tells her shes getting a date anyway.
parsley goes to get laid with a big buff lady! epic fail lol. the beefy barbarian man wants some tho *dab*
wheatley gets to eat an energy ball lol. and gets to talking with another warforged lol. tries to explain what warforged even are. he causes an existential crisis. (this went on for a long time lol) (my job is to open and close doors)
senna and teya are just being gay lol.
raz dnd 7
teya wakes up and notices her flesh is baggy and some fell off :( senna covered her in some incense and she chugs 4 greater healing potions. minus 2 points for each yay. she prestigations away the rotten bits lol. parsley goes back to sleep hes not a morning person.
senna wishes teya good morning. she totally saw all that. she looks so etherial next to teya lol. senna helps teya get dressed lol totally straight am i right? parsley gets ready but hes very groggy.
wheatley is back from eeby deeby he pops up in front of the mansion doors. spingledorf knocks on the girls door and lets them know theres breakfast. same thing for parsley. but he also gets a bunch of alarm clock. dorf goes to greet wheatley and hes confused how hes alive lol. dorf tells wheatley about dwarves.
we show up for food heck yeah! wheatley asks teya if shes constipated lol he doesnt know shes a lich. so teya has to tell him. 'arent those evil?' most but teya is a good noodle lol. she doesnt know how shes a lich. breakfast time!
parsley asks teya if talking to her brother will help her to stop rotting. teya has no idea lol. senna comments that punching her bro in the face might make her feel better. wheatley is confused why that would help. zen and android pop into the room. zen goes up to teya and says that god told him whats up and that she agreed to be scanned. itll be a more through scan.
dorf says he forgot something and leaves. wheatley is sus. he comes back and gives teya a hat of disguise to help her if she becomes a skeleton. dorf comments that everyones going back to their adventure. senna comments that parsley needs more weapons cause he keeps losing them so dorf just tosses a chest of stuff at him and gives him a handaxe lol. teya tells him not to take the cursed one lol.
wheatley turns to dorf and asks if he has any support spells he can borrow, as he is a support unit and forgot most of them. he gives him a book and tells him to take care of it and gives him a scroll of mass cure wounds.
senna cant think of anything she needs but dorf gives her something anyway. he takes her to his room to a small locked chest. (INTO THE DM'S!) senna is warned that she can easily become corrupted by this item but im keeping it a secret from ALL of you haha.
we head back downstairs and are ushered out. senna thanks him for all his help. we follow zen onto adventure! (spacecore says goodbye stars lol) parsley chucks his new handaxe at android?! he barely dodges it! senna goes wtf. wheatley goes and retrieves it for parsley. zen tries to calm android. parsley claims to be testing reflexes.
android chucks the handaxe at parsley. it grazes his shoulder. zen and senna are exhasperated. (are they flirting? lol) teya is holding parsley back lol. senna yells at him to apologize. zen urges us to continue the journey. wheatley and senna block parsleys view of android. teya is just making fun of them.
we walked about an hour down a path and it leads to a big town! Octoberfest?! zen explains the festival to us. god says we can hang around lol. our mental health is important according to god lol. wheatley and spacecore are excited. senna says he cant get drunk but he says hes just excited to hang out.
zen gives teya a prototype to help with her condition. 0 points pog she can get drunk! its a prototype so who knows what will happen though. senna asks her how she feels and she feels much better.
wheatley asks android if he can have one of those food orbs. android is like why and he says he wanted an excuse to talk to him. he gives him an orb anyway! wheatley goes to zen and asks him to babysit spacecore. he then goes to parsley and goes 'you have something to show me?' time for the gang to show wheatley how to party lol.
parsley drags us into a drinking contest. wheatley is glad to not be up there with us lol. also throg the dwarf. teya has to do cons saving throws cause shes a lightweight. 2 pints and shes already drunk lol. 3rd pint and shes OUT. wheatley goes over and picks up teya and the guards are now after them lol. teya is all 'weee lets goooo' so off they go.
senna and parsley still keep drinking lol. wheatley hits a wall! they keep going! parsley rolls a con saving throw and hes ok. senna too. throg is barely hanging on. parsley is done lol.
teya makes wheatley do a loop around but some guards cut them off. wheatley doesnt wanna do this anymore lol. hes scared poor guy he runs off to the side. the guards pull weapons and wheatley stops immediately and says fuck you teya. he drops teya like a rock. the guards haul up wheatley but teya stops them. they shrug and let him go.
senna is fine. throg is doing bad. senna is doing great at this lol. wheatley and teya show up to watch. someone screams in an alley! wheatley runs towards it! he doesnt know WHY hes running over there for...some reason? teya still goes so he follows teya. they dont know why their running? (this is sus why)
they arrive at the alleyway but nothings there. teya walks in and doesnt see anything and is confused why shes there. wheatley either. they just cant remember and think they made a wrong turn. they go back to the competition. throg falls over. senna wins! shes only a little tipsy. teya cheers! senna shakes parsley a little but hes under the table. she picks him up. she tells teya she used to drink a lot back in the day but shes too drunk to process that lol.
teya slaps parsley to wake him up. teya's device pulses and she feels more invigorated so shes a little less drunk. wheatley whispers to senna why is everyone acting weird. parsley wakes up and says this is what drunk looks like. wheatley hates it lol. parsley is just flopping in sennas arms lol. senna explains what being a lightweight is.
senna is being mischevous and gets teya and parsley to get into a fist fight competition. parsley drags wheatley to the competition and senna calms wheatley saying its normal. theres a big dude in the pit shirtless and roaring, all drunk. senna cheers on teya in the pit! senna boos the other guy cause he calls teya a cow >:( wheatley cheers for teya! so does parsley! shes kicking his ass! their biting each other!
'give him the ol dick twist!' senna feels like someones watching her hmmmm she leaves a hand on her weapon just in case. teya manages to get the guy bent over her knee on his back so he starts pulling her ears! so teya sits on him lol. wheatley yells at teya to give him the chair! 'do you yield-teya' he spits on her! he cant get up so teya gets comfortable and pushes him into the dirt. wheatley tells her to kick him in the head and parsley is yelling to chop off his dick. HE YIELDS! the crowd cheers! senna politely claps but is keeping an eye out.
parsley goes into the pit! so does android! wheatley cheers for android! parsley goes 'what'. android just decks him in the face! teya is cheering for parsley to take his name lol. he yells and kicks him in the chest! they keep fighting each other whoo! senna is still keeping an eye out for trouble and not really cheering. parsley says android wants to kiss him so bad it makes him looks stupid and android looks disgusted and just quits cause hes grossed out lol. wheatley wants to fight android next lol and he agrees.
wheatley vaults into the pit pog. teya and parsley wanna go get more drinks but senna makes them stay and watch wheatley and she will get their drinks for them. (she wants them near android just in case the bad vibes are very bad)
senna still feels eyes on her but they move on good. she goes and gets the pints and comes back. meanwhile wheatley rolled a nat 1 and falls right on his face. android just sighs and waits for him to get up. he rolls another nat 1 and falls on his back. android is just sad about this. android finally hits him, and wheatley finally rolled a 20 and kicks his legs out from under him and begins to stomp him. hes so happy to fight him lol. wheatley is kicking his ass and android rolled a nat 1 lol but wheatley lets him get up and android thanks him?! he yields! wheatley wins! parsley walks up to spacecore and tells him his dad killed a man. he just goes 'yes?'
wheatley walks up to android and gives him half of the orb awww. he doesnt enjoy eating though so he turns it down. wheatley flinches and puts it away. teya calls him an asshole lol.
teya and parsley try to get senna to play truth or drink. they call her church girl lol. shes so upset cause she was totally a party girl so she hops into the pit! big buff orc woman! (its undynes charactor sheet lol) 'im gonna crush you' 'god i hope so' (senna stop being gay) we both hit each other in the ribs as our first moves lol. we both miss our second moves lol. we then hit each other in the face. SHE SUPLEXES ME! i knock her legs out from under her! she climbs on top of me and hits me! (hot) i roll her under me! (stop being gay)
teya is speaking sylvain to parsley and wont tell me what it says lol. i get hit so hard i get thrown off and she puts me in a chokehold. i slam my elbow into her ribs. orc misses her charge lol. i knock her legs out again. she knocks me over again! i get on top and hit her face! we hit each other in the face multiple times lol and i get headbutted. i punch the bridge of her nose. im in a leg lock! but escape! she gets up but misses and i knock her over. she takes me to the wall and i get her onto the ground again. (teya is being gay in parsleys dm's and i cant hear dammit)
she slams my chest so i headbutt her. she bunch each other in the face. FINAL HEADBUTT to end this cause its fuckin insane lol. i crit and knock her ass out! senna wobbly gets up and is just like whoo. parsley and teya and wheatley cheer and the guards have to drag the orc away lol. senna is bloody but victorious!
senna can feel the fuckin eyes on her again. for a split second she sees a horrifying warped face. she goes up to zen and tells him that something is watching us. she holds spacecore for him and points out that it was fast. he comes back and says nothing was there. senna is still sus and goes with him to check herself. theres a horrifying creature with 3 heads?! music comes out of its mouth! wisdom saving throws?! senna suddenly cant see it. strange. neither can zen. we go back.
raz dnd 4
wheatley spacecore and parsley wake up cool. robot god is confused why this keeps happening lol. senna puts her arms around wheatley in relief. they lean in ;-; teya is dead asleep though lol.
zen is glad their back. parsley went back to sleep, wheatley is a little confused how long he was out. he realizes he has a soul. android is being a jerk and wheatley isnt having it. android says he doesnt have a soul and wheatley stomps over pissed.
wheatley is going to hit him but zen steps in and seperates them. wheatley avoids senna and walks off :( long rest. also teya has scars now.
its morning! parsley is confused lol. zen happily informs him his soul left again lol. zen also made breakfast! how did he get bacon? god apparently lol. wheatley is solar powered! his batteries run for 1 year after storing!
senna preps teya's plate for her since shes all sore. parsley realizes teya is scarred. wheatley walks away from camp to soak in the sun. space core is just running around adorably. parsley gives it bacon but i dont think it can eat it.
wheatley is a little insecure so zen goes over and talks to him. he just says hes tired. wheatley doesnt wanna be hated. zen says its not possible to avoid that. someone will always hate you for one way or another.
wheatley asks why the god has a lot of warforged, but arent they organic made? zen says he had organic worshipers once wheatleys creators. wheatley doesnt remember who his people were. he thinks android would know but isnt sure he wants to know. god sent android with us in the hopes he comes to care about organics. (hard mode) then they talk about how to worship the robot god xD
we continue on the journey! zen stops us cause something is coming. nooo. the grounds shaking. its a giant! zen tells us to retreat! space core wants to climb it.... oh no. it bolts toward the giant. senna goes after space core to try and stop it. giant is big and angry. zen also runs toward us to try and stop us. the giant tries to kill us but FUCKING SPINGLEDORF TURNS IT INTO A STONE?! HES OLD AND ALIVE FUCK YEAH!!
spacecore loves his star robe lol. he wants stars and spingledorf gives him an illusion of stars ;-; he introduces himself with like a flare show lol. senna curtsies and dorf bows. dorf is excited to learn that sp is wheatleys son. this is so fun! teya and dorf talk about magic lol.
he says he had a talking skull friend and lost all his necromancy powers xD named lancelot?! hes from another world! he accidentally teleported to a different world and couldnt go back. he mentions nana xD he stops rambling and asks what were up to. mission from god! android tells us to shut up lol. zen also agrees darn. dorf is excited to see so many warforged. he asks if were all friends sadge. parsley says his name is also spingledorf lol. we tell him not to talk to android, cause hes an asshole. dorf says android is bad at insults lol.
spacecore pulled off one of the stars oh no. he tries to attach it to himself aww. it sticks there! dorf didnt know that could happen lol. hes on a quest to study a race of magical fish people? they have an ability to bring a god into reality?! can make gods?! (my internet got a little fucky here)
he noticed weird energy on teya and asks if shes healthy. teya has no idea lol. senna is worried :( dorf offers to look into this later. dorf wants our help! (HE HAS WISH AS A SPELL WTF) his magic shows the fish people are around here. zen says we can do this, we gotta get stronger! dorf joins the party! (hes level 20 jeezus)
senna tries to get teya to talk cause shes distracted. teya says the trolls talked about what we tasted like. they said teya tasted rotten. senna says it might be from the necromancy? teya says its all weird.
space core runs up to teya and starts tapping her. he forgets what he wanted to do and walks away lol. then it comes back and pats her lol. wheatley goes back in the tube cause addi goes eepy.
dorf notices that senna was a sorcerer! dun dun duuuun! she tries to deflect it being a cleric but it doesnt work. senna reiteritates she has not ever been a sorcerer. dorf just....doesnt pick up on anything xD
senna deflates and says she gave up sorcery. she says shes lived a long life, she no longer needs it. he says she has great capability with fire! senna just books it away from dorf. parsley tells dorf he pissed her off and teya tells him to give her some space. zen tells them not to stray too far.
teya goes to try and talk to her. she asks if shes ok and senna just mumbles that shes fine. getting angrier with every 'im fine.' she allows teya to stay.
dorf says he senses nothing from parsley lol xD parsleys lies that spingledorf is a common fairy name so maybe hes part fairy xD senna mumbles wtf are they doing back there? teya yells at parsley in sylven lol. senna is trying not to laugh at all these shennagins.
dorf points at a tree and it comes to life! an animated tree! fuck! the tree wants us to just leave him alone so we keep walking nice. spingledorf the dwarf and spingledorf the fairy (parsley lol)
parsley explain that sylvein is fey language so dorf should be able to pick it up. he asks parsley to teach him. senna cant understand but she KNOWS what their doing. dorf tries to say 'hello' to senna and she just starts praying lol.
dorf also apologizes for upsetting senna. she cant stay mad at him so she kneels down and gives him a hug xD puss in boots looking mf-
he mentions he met toriel! and the other members of the group! AND his cousin dans! (not yet cause other group but eventually) teya is fuckin SHOOK. she has a panic attack! senna helps her sit down.
parsley distracts dorf by 'teaching him more fey'. senna stays with teya to help her calm down. parsley takes the book away to close it and dorf fuckin loses it for a sec xD
senna is helping teya calm down from her panic attack. she calms down and apologizes for freaking out. senna asks if she wants to talk about it. senna says that tori was her sister. senna rubs her thumb over her cheek and says to take solice that tori is living a full life somewhere. senna understands missing someone that should be dead.
teya says wishes dont help. dorf naturally says he has a wish spell wtf. senna is like 'wtf you can do what?!' teya doesnt wanna hurt spingledorf though.
teya asks if tori is happy. dorf says she seemed happy. 2 kids. totally dating dans xD (now b team CANT see the group until dans and tori are a thing) she asks if events from there are similiar here. dorf says theres differences and hasnt met the others from that world. teya asks if her family is still alive. dorf says tori never talked about them only that something terrible happaned. says dans told him about tori's sad life while they were drinking. teya says tori caused that to happen here oh no xD
senna asks if he heard of parsley or senna. dorf says senna looks like someone from a violent religious group. (lol) senna distracts everyone and says we gotta find the fish people. dorf sadly remembers the religious groups name: The Noble Ember. whooo lore.
senna looks extremely distraught. teya rolls a history check but doesnt know shit xD dorf says they got wiped out a long time ago, but might be making a comeback. senna also then has a panic attack. she cant hear anyone shes just fuckin gone.
teya yells at parsley to stop spingledorf so he distracts him by asking him to find someplace to eat. he summons some doors!? it leads to a mansion?! parsley does NOT wanna go in there lol. he says we can bring food back for the others and dorf is confused. sadly you cant bring the food out. parsley tells dorf the girls cant go because their upset. teya says they need a moment. the doors disappear.
senna is totally freaked out, rocking back and forth saying 'i cant do this again' over and over. teya holds sennas hands awww. her hands are cold and begins to snap senna out of it. she touches her face and she melts in her hands and collapses into teya. she says she doesnt feel very well. dorf offers a place to rest and reopens the doors! senna is weary and grateful. teya helps senna up and leads her inside. parsley stays outside with the robots.
one of the servents helps support senna and gets her inside.
(ok how did you guys come up with dead kids? cause this is just elaborate lol)
Oooh okay so shades said what if the kids from Sans' world were named after us?? And we thought about it a little too hard and one of us, I think Addi, said group blog WHEN as a joke but. It sounded fun and here we are -mod moss
this little side story has taken kay by the horns please help them. the tori blog is in shambles. asgore is dying of dehydration. -shades
^ this is libel I promise I'm totally fine - mod kay
i love overthinking things more than i love water - mod addi
i just love making little guys! - mod ame
I figured I might as well join in - mod Raz
