#mod shoulder

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Xion: You knew my father?

Axel: Yes, I did.

Axel: Remarkable man.

Axel: Flammable.

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Vanitas: (eating a lollipop)

Vanitas: (lets the flood on his shoulder have a lick)

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Roxas: Oh fuck I have to protect my trans sisters and brothers and others *pulls out two keyblades and just starts swinging*

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Civilian: HEY ARE YOU THAT KEY GUY ON YOUTUBE

Sora, on top of a building: Call me and my friends Keyblade Hero 3!

Civilian: Ok Keyblade Hero! Do a flip!

Sora: (does a flip)

Civilian: YEAH

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Lea: I took Roxas to Disney to the Tower of Terror, and he wasn’t tall enough and he was really upset and I was like “nah. Forget this, c’mere.” So I grabbed a couple of snickers bars and things and slammed them in the back of his shoes under his heel. So it like propped him up, walked up and was like “uhhh what about now?” And they’re like “ok, in ya come” and I was like “we beat the system! Well done!” And then it drops and he goes zzzzwoop! I grab on to him and he’s screaming the whole way down. And I’m like, maybe there’s a reason there’s a height thi-

Isa: MAYBE?!

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Roxas: if you’re ever feeling down, (lifts up Sora) sometimes you have to pick yourself up

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Roxas: [smacking Sora with a plastic lightsaber in the kitchen]

Ven: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

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Ventus: Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit inducing

Vanitas: Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!