Mod Siegbert & Mod Jakob React to Pokemon Sun & Moon:
(AKA, we’re slacking from this blog to go to Hawaii.)
[5:25:31 PM] P.T.: Ok now I'm playing. I usually name my trainer a pun off whatever the game's title is.
[5:25:58 PM] P.T.: I'm playing Moon so I'll name him Monty.
[5:29:27 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Not Moon Mooon?
[5:30:10 PM] P.T.: What?
[5:30:39 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): You've never seen that meme?
[5:31:04 PM] P.T.: Guess not. Of course that's not a real name anyway.
[5:31:22 PM] P.T.: Like, with HeartGold I named him "Harold", because it sounds kind of like 'heart' and 'gold' mixed together.
[5:36:57 PM] P.T.: Ok I don't mean to get all tumblr here, but I was a little bothered by how Caucasian the trainer was during the Sun/Moon demo. He just stuck out like a sore thumb. Especially since he didn't match his mom.
[5:37:20 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): I made a joke when I turned on the game that my dad must have been the whitest mother fucker in existance
[5:40:07 PM] P.T.: Your dad is Professor Oak. He's the father of every Pokémon protagonist except for Gen 3.
[5:40:19 PM] P.T.: Or maybe including Gen 3, I don't know Norman's sex life.
[5:42:25 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Man Professor Oak ain't white Pfft
[5:43:11 PM] P.T.: Maybe it's just a tan.
[5:43:50 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): The fuck he getting a tan in Kanto
[5:45:13 PM] P.T.: I don't know they have a tropical island there. So Mom tells me to let the professor in, but as soon as I get near the door, he just walks in on his own. He's not even wearing a shirt. What a rude guest.
[5:52:13 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): RIGHT
[5:52:18 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): I was like 'Mother fucker'
[5:53:12 PM] P.T.: I bet he is one too. I saw the way Mom talked about him.
[5:53:42 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Don't you be banging my mom, professor
[5:54:17 PM] P.T.: "Eh what happens in Alola stays in Alola, cousin"
[5:57:37 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): 'STOP CALLING ME COUSIN'
[5:58:45 PM] P.T.: 'YOU'RE GIVING ME WEIRD PSEUDO-INCEST VIBES I DON'T LIKE IT'
[5:59:59 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): 'REFRAIN'
[6:00:02 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): 'STRANGER DANGER'
[6:00:59 PM] P.T.: And thus Monty and What's-Their-Face's Grand Pokémon adventure began
[6:03:41 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): I always name my girl Salem
[6:04:07 PM] P.T.: And thus Monty and Salem's Grand Pokémon adventure began
[6:04:29 PM] P.T.: Sounds like a RWBY insert crossover fic.
[6:05:48 PM] P.T.: Now I need to name my cat Pokémon.
[6:09:12 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Omg it does
[6:09:17 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): I named my seal Sherbert
[6:10:12 PM] P.T.: Somewhere a Vanillite is crying. I named my cat Lynx. Because that's the name of a cat guy in this one other game.
[6:11:35 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): I'm naming them all after ice cream
[6:15:16 PM] P.T.: "Ugh why do I play Pokémon when I get hungry"
[6:15:32 PM] P.T.: I gave Hau chicken skin. I bet the trainer's like "what the heck is a chicken".
[6:49:10 PM] P.T.: I'm on the third day of the game. Mom seems to have realized the professor will just let himself in at this point.
[6:49:45 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Fucking professor
[6:50:15 PM] P.T.: But nah it was the shy girl.
[6:50:22 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Lillie?
[6:50:30 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Aka my only white friend on this island
[6:52:34 PM] P.T.: "OMG Salem you can't just ask girls why they're white!"
[6:53:32 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): 'I'M WHITE'
[6:56:52 PM] P.T.: I am pretty excited to be playing this though, I'm getting memories of Black 1, which was my personal favorite generation. I'm told this game goes for a more story-based approach like that one.
[6:57:02 PM | Edited 6:57:13 PM] Mod Sieg (Vanessa): Hell yeah story