[6:25:44 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): You keep sending that video, but has it occurred to you that maybe it's happened already?
[6:25:55 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): dun dun duuuun
[6:26:02 PM] Mod Jakob: I'm gonna need some proof.
[6:26:32 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): What counts as proof?
[6:26:32 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): they have children
[6:26:37 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Our children
[6:26:55 PM] Mod Jakob: Hmm. I don't see no DNA test.
[6:27:12 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Peri has my blood lust
[6:27:17 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Ohhhhh, you don't trust that they're ours? D:
[6:27:27 PM] Mod Jakob: I'm just saying.
[6:27:31 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): THEY ARE MINE >:C
[6:27:35 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): They came from Taco's womb!
[6:27:49 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Mhmm it's true
[6:28:03 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): She called me Nohrian Scum during the birth...
[6:29:03 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): you can tell because Peri is part alligator part human part vampire part taco
[6:29:22 PM] Mod Jakob: She could be anyone's part gator/human/vampire/taco.
[6:29:27 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): I'm sorry hubby, I was very stressed and in pain
[6:29:36 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Its okay waifu
[6:29:42 PM] Mod Jakob: We live in a gator/human/vampire/taco neighborhood.
[6:29:43 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): I knew you were in pain based on how you broke my hand
[6:29:56 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): How many people do you know with a gator/human/vampire/taco child?
[6:30:08 PM] Mod Jakob: How many people like that don't I know?
[6:30:15 PM] Mod Jakob: There's Frank... Dongley Knog... Toad...
[6:30:23 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): FRANK IS A FAKER AND YOU KNOW IT
[6:30:32 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): He taped that gator tail to himself!
[6:30:45 PM] Mod Jakob: Frank was in a surgery, you insensitive jerk.
[6:30:48 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): And Dongley's wife had an affair. the kid's part crocodile
[6:31:09 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Fucking crocodiles
[6:31:13 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Ruining the neighborhood
[6:31:16 PM] Mod Jakob: Dongley would never marry a croc lover, not after they stole his bananas.
[6:31:24 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Which banana?
[6:31:43 PM] Mod Jakob: His bananas, mate, the ones he'd been saving to give to all the neighborhood kids! You live under a rock?
[6:31:53 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): ...
[6:31:58 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): I will not give his banana to kids
[6:32:14 PM] Mod Jakob: He's a gorilla, it's what they do.
[6:32:29 PM] Mod Jakob: He got arrested last week, though, I'm still not sure why.
[6:32:48 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): He was drinking!
[6:33:18 PM] Mod Jakob: ... So long-story short, this neighborhood sucks, and Peri might be your kid.
[6:33:34 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): What are you implying?
[6:33:54 PM] Mod Jakob: We don't know she belongs to the two of you, maybe she was adopted.
[6:33:58 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): ...
[6:33:59 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Taco
[6:34:02 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Did you cheat on me?
[6:34:09 PM] Mod Jakob: I never suggested that.
[6:34:10 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): o:
[6:34:22 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): I cannot believe you'd ask that D:
[6:34:33 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ACT WHEN I'M NOT HOME
[6:34:37 PM] Mod Jakob: Yeah, especially with her boyfriend in the Broken Toe Ward and everything.
[6:34:37 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): Taco would of had to have cheated on another alligator/vampire
[6:34:39 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): I still remember that little affair in Vegas!!
[6:34:43 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): very specific
[6:34:58 PM] Mod Jakob: MM we live in a gator/vampire neighborhood!
[6:35:06 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): we do?
[6:35:13 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): as long as they aren’t crocodiles
[6:35:15 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): I don't know any alligator/vampires other than Sieggy
[6:35:17 PM] Mod Jakob: I just told Sieg and Taco about it!
[6:35:32 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Mitama wasn't here for that
[6:35:41 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Taco
[6:35:47 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Jakob is trying to tear us apart
[6:35:52 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): lol this would make no sense without context xD
[6:36:02 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): IKR? D: Jakob why?
[6:36:09 PM] Mod Jakob: All I'm saying is, we have no proof you two just f'd already or not.
[6:36:17 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): If only our followers could see us...
[6:36:17 PM] Mod Jakob: I'm not the one turning this into Jerry Springer.
[6:36:22 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): JERRY! JERRY!
[6:36:59 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): "Wow, they must be hard at work doing reques- oh..."
[6:37:17 PM] Mod Jakob: I just finished writing something, I earned this.
[6:37:34 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): No...
[6:37:37 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): We are lazy ass holes
[6:37:56 PM] Mod Jakob: We? We? We?
[6:38:06 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Oh right sorry
[6:38:13 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): All of us except Taco are lazy ass holes
[6:38:25 PM | Edited 6:38:32 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): I worked hard today
[6:38:25 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Aww, hubby you're so sweet <3
[6:38:31 PM] Mod Jakob: Too lazy to conceive, I'll give you that much.
[6:38:35 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): o:
[6:38:39 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): …
[6:38:42 PM | Edited 6:38:50 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): savagery
[6:38:45 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Woooooooow Jakob RUDE
[6:38:54 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): YOU INSULTING MY WIFE
[6:38:58 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): THEMS FIGHTING WORDS
[6:39:31 PM] Mod Jakob: Be quiet or you'll wake up your adopted child.
[6:39:42 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): NOT ADOPTED
[6:39:50 PM] Mod Jakob: Still no proof.
[6:40:04 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): There is proof
[6:40:09 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Wanna see the birthing video?
[6:40:20 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Oh, you still have that?
[6:40:21 PM] Mod Jakob: I'm in Missouri, you'll have to show me.
[6:40:26 PM] Mod Jakob: Because it's the Show Me state.
[6:40:29 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Yes I still do have it
[6:40:30 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): pregnancy is my trigger
[6:40:33 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Of course I do my lovely wife
[6:40:35 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Dad not now!
[6:40:43 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): I’M TRIGGERED
[6:40:51 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Tbh, I think Jakob just wanted to see us have sex
[6:40:52 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): DAD NO
[6:40:56 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): DAD GO BACK TO THE NURSING HOME
[6:40:58 PM] Mod Jakob: Ugh, my neighbors suck.
[6:41:05 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): OH
[6:41:09 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Taco and I do have hella sex so I don't blame him
[6:41:10 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Well...
[6:41:11 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): WE SUCK HUH?
[6:41:12 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Taco does
[6:41:15 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): -eyebrow wiggle-
I posted a video in chat, telling Mod Takumi and Mod Siegbert to get a room. Then this happened...
(For reference, we have a joke where all the mods are a family and I’m the neighbor. I don’t know why.)
-Mod Jakob











