#justfe14drabblethings

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[6:25:44 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): You keep sending that video, but has it occurred to you that maybe it's happened already?

[6:25:55 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): dun dun duuuun

[6:26:02 PM] Mod Jakob: I'm gonna need some proof.

[6:26:32 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): What counts as proof?

[6:26:32 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): they have children

[6:26:37 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Our children

[6:26:55 PM] Mod Jakob: Hmm. I don't see no DNA test.

[6:27:12 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Peri has my blood lust

[6:27:17 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Ohhhhh, you don't trust that they're ours? D:

[6:27:27 PM] Mod Jakob: I'm just saying.

[6:27:31 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): THEY ARE MINE >:C

[6:27:35 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): They came from Taco's womb!

[6:27:49 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Mhmm it's true

[6:28:03 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): She called me Nohrian Scum during the birth...

[6:29:03 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): you can tell because Peri is part alligator part human part vampire part taco

[6:29:22 PM] Mod Jakob: She could be anyone's part gator/human/vampire/taco.

[6:29:27 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): I'm sorry hubby, I was very stressed and in pain

[6:29:36 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Its okay waifu

[6:29:42 PM] Mod Jakob: We live in a gator/human/vampire/taco neighborhood.

[6:29:43 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): I knew you were in pain based on how you broke my hand

[6:29:56 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): How many people do you know with a gator/human/vampire/taco child?

[6:30:08 PM] Mod Jakob: How many people like that don't I know?

[6:30:15 PM] Mod Jakob: There's Frank... Dongley Knog... Toad...

[6:30:23 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): FRANK IS A FAKER AND YOU KNOW IT

[6:30:32 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): He taped that gator tail to himself!

[6:30:45 PM] Mod Jakob: Frank was in a surgery, you insensitive jerk.

[6:30:48 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): And Dongley's wife had an affair. the kid's part crocodile

[6:31:09 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Fucking crocodiles

[6:31:13 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Ruining the neighborhood

[6:31:16 PM] Mod Jakob: Dongley would never marry a croc lover, not after they stole his bananas.

[6:31:24 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Which banana?

[6:31:43 PM] Mod Jakob: His bananas, mate, the ones he'd been saving to give to all the neighborhood kids! You live under a rock?

[6:31:53 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): ...

[6:31:58 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): I will not give his banana to kids

[6:32:14 PM] Mod Jakob: He's a gorilla, it's what they do.

[6:32:29 PM] Mod Jakob: He got arrested last week, though, I'm still not sure why.

[6:32:48 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): He was drinking!

[6:33:18 PM] Mod Jakob: ... So long-story short, this neighborhood sucks, and Peri might be your kid.

[6:33:34 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): What are you implying?

[6:33:54 PM] Mod Jakob: We don't know she belongs to the two of you, maybe she was adopted.

[6:33:58 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): ...

[6:33:59 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Taco

[6:34:02 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Did you cheat on me?

[6:34:09 PM] Mod Jakob: I never suggested that.

[6:34:10 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): o:

[6:34:22 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): I cannot believe you'd ask that D:

[6:34:33 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ACT WHEN I'M NOT HOME

[6:34:37 PM] Mod Jakob: Yeah, especially with her boyfriend in the Broken Toe Ward and everything.

[6:34:37 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): Taco would of had to have cheated on another alligator/vampire

[6:34:39 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): I still remember that little affair in Vegas!!

[6:34:43 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): very specific

[6:34:58 PM] Mod Jakob: MM we live in a gator/vampire neighborhood!

[6:35:06 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): we do?

[6:35:13 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): as long as they aren’t crocodiles

[6:35:15 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): I don't know any alligator/vampires other than Sieggy

[6:35:17 PM] Mod Jakob: I just told Sieg and Taco about it!

[6:35:32 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Mitama wasn't here for that

[6:35:41 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Taco

[6:35:47 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Jakob is trying to tear us apart

[6:35:52 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): lol this would make no sense without context xD

[6:36:02 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): IKR? D: Jakob why?

[6:36:09 PM] Mod Jakob: All I'm saying is, we have no proof you two just f'd already or not.

[6:36:17 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): If only our followers could see us...

[6:36:17 PM] Mod Jakob: I'm not the one turning this into Jerry Springer.

[6:36:22 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): JERRY! JERRY!

[6:36:59 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): "Wow, they must be hard at work doing reques- oh..."

[6:37:17 PM] Mod Jakob: I just finished writing something, I earned this.

[6:37:34 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): No...

[6:37:37 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): We are lazy ass holes

[6:37:56 PM] Mod Jakob: We? We? We?

[6:38:06 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Oh right sorry

[6:38:13 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): All of us except Taco are lazy ass holes

[6:38:25 PM | Edited 6:38:32 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): I worked hard today

[6:38:25 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Aww, hubby you're so sweet <3

[6:38:31 PM] Mod Jakob: Too lazy to conceive, I'll give you that much.

[6:38:35 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): o:

[6:38:39 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): …

[6:38:42 PM | Edited 6:38:50 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): savagery

[6:38:45 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Woooooooow Jakob RUDE

[6:38:54 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): YOU INSULTING MY WIFE

[6:38:58 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): THEMS FIGHTING WORDS

[6:39:31 PM] Mod Jakob: Be quiet or you'll wake up your adopted child.

[6:39:42 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): NOT ADOPTED

[6:39:50 PM] Mod Jakob: Still no proof.

[6:40:04 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): There is proof

[6:40:09 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Wanna see the birthing video?

[6:40:20 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Oh, you still have that?

[6:40:21 PM] Mod Jakob: I'm in Missouri, you'll have to show me.

[6:40:26 PM] Mod Jakob: Because it's the Show Me state.

[6:40:29 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Yes I still do have it

[6:40:30 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): pregnancy is my trigger

[6:40:33 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Of course I do my lovely wife

[6:40:35 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Dad not now!

[6:40:43 PM] Mod Mitama (MM): I’M TRIGGERED

[6:40:51 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): Tbh, I think Jakob just wanted to see us have sex

[6:40:52 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): DAD NO

[6:40:56 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): DAD GO BACK TO THE NURSING HOME

[6:40:58 PM] Mod Jakob: Ugh, my neighbors suck.

[6:41:05 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): OH

[6:41:09 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Taco and I do have hella sex so I don't blame him

[6:41:10 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Well...

[6:41:11 PM] Mod Takumi (Taco): WE SUCK HUH?

[6:41:12 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): Taco does

[6:41:15 PM] Mod Siegbert (Sieg): -eyebrow wiggle-

I posted a video in chat, telling Mod Takumi and Mod Siegbert to get a room. Then this happened...

(For reference, we have a joke where all the mods are a family and I’m the neighbor. I don’t know why.)

-Mod Jakob

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The mall setting in Finding Kiragi was based on the mall in my town. The store in the background inspired Yukimura’s store. The chair in the foreground inspired the bench where Oboro found Kiragi and Kana.

-Mod Jakob

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You see this? You see what I gotta put up with? You see what’s become of my life?!

-Mod Jakob

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“Hey I’m Mod.”

“I’m Not So Mod!”

“We took on too much fluff!”

“Now we gotta write it all...”

“Old-fashioned fics!”

“And new-fashioned pairs!”

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Mod Jakob's Chapter Fic

Hey guys, Mod Jakob has just put up the first chapter of his new Fire Emblem Fates fic: Gray Whirlpool, it’s a more comedic take on the Fire Emblem story (both Birthright and Conquest) I’ve read what he’s got written for this so far and it’s pretty funny, I recommend you guys check it out.

Please note this won’t keep him from doing drabbles and that there won't be constant updates.

~ Mod Mitama