#mod: lp

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Lelouch: When I try to think of my future, I just see your face over and over again. Suzaku: Well, it’s a very beautiful face.

[lovepsychothefirst]

Suzaku: Lelouch, you would love me no matter what happens right?

Lelouch: What did you do?

Suzaku: I mean, no matter what happens-

Lelouch: WHAT DID YOU DO?

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Lelouch: I supposed I should be flattered that you think I'm capable of manipulating events to such a degree of detail. Suzaku: Well, I wouldn't put it past you! [turns to Shirley] Would you? Shirley: [trying her hardest to not look at them] I'm not involved in this conversation.

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Lelouch: We're going mattress shopping. Suzaku: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in. Lelouch: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline. Suzaku: Lelouch: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

C.C.: I have a theory why all this bad stuff has been happening to us lately. It’s karma. We were bad people, and now the universe is making us pay the price. Suzaku, still in shock: I just found 118 thousand dollars. C.C.: Hey, universe? Screw you.

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Gino, coming in all messy: I fell off my bike, but I don’t think I broke any of my parts. Anya, encouragingly: Ah, you’ll break something later.

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Lelouch: -working on a sewing project- Suzaku: What are you working on? Lelouch: AAH! Suzaku: Sorry did I startle you? Lelouch: You just popped out of nowhere! Suzaku: I have been sitting here for fifteen minutes. Lelouch: How??

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Lelouch: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Suzaku: (cracking his knuckles) Manslaughter it is.