#source: elementary

[emmikay]

Ilya Rozanov: You’re being a snob.

Svetlana Vetrova: Well, someone has to be.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony, to Steve: For future reference: When I say I agree with you, it means I’m not listening.

[incorrectbadkidz]

Tracker: What happened to your nose?

Ragh: I used it to break some guy's fist.

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Lelouch: I supposed I should be flattered that you think I'm capable of manipulating events to such a degree of detail. Suzaku: Well, I wouldn't put it past you! [turns to Shirley] Would you? Shirley: [trying her hardest to not look at them] I'm not involved in this conversation.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: What happened to your nose?

David: I used it to break some guy's fist.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: I saved Bellara's life! Davrin: For that, I'm grateful. Rook: I saved Lucanis' life, too! Davrin: I'll let that slide.

[garciailoveyou]

Hotch: Well, you know by now we've identified him, don't you? Your father? Are you worried about him?  Interviewee: He's my dad. Hotch: Is that why you've been hesitant to sign the immunity deal? Interviewee: Would you turn in your dad?  Hotch: I'd trade my dad for a Tic Tac, but that's my dad, not yours.

[incorrectuksies]

lucky: what happened to your nose? spot: i used it to break some guy's fist.