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[obeymeoof]

The obey me boys as inappropriate and cringey pick up lines

Warning ⚠️ Nsfw

Lucifer:

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I want to split them and lick what’s in the middle.

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

Mammon:

Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.

Did you get those pants for 50% off? They’re 100% off at my place.

Levi:

Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.

I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Satan:

You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? *Wink*

Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

Asmo:

Are you a haunted house? Cause I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Beel:

Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Belphie:

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.

I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

Simeon:

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

Do you go to church often? You’ll be on your knees tonight.

Solomon:

If you want to see magic, we should head straight to my bedroom so you can experience it.

Do you have telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Diavolo:

Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.

Do you have any royalty in you? Would you like some?

The worst thing ive ever done

[obeymeoof]

how the brothers + simeon and solomon would be or react with a gender neutral idol mc that is surprisingly famous in the realms? considering a headcanon that human idols are a new trend for non-humans lolol

Lucifer

He found out about you while looking through your documents

Admittedly, he thought it would be a bad idea to pull someone with so much influence on the human world into the devildom. But Diavolo insisted that it’d make a stronger bond b/w realms so of course it happened anyways.

Little did Lucifer know about the influence you had on the devildom AND celestial realm.

He had heard a few of your songs but had never put the songs to a face. He just thought it was another devildom singer.

He appreciates the work you have put in to come as far as you have but most likely won't treat you any different.

He’ll still threaten to kill you during those first few days when he’s suspicious of your intentions or try to attack you when you touch the grimoire.

Although he will (after you guys get more accustomed to living with each other) ask you to sing for him from time to time. He finds it calming and it helps him focus on his work

Mammon

mammon had heard of you of course.

Being the avatar of greed, he had dreamed of living a good life like you, raking in the big bucks.

Of course, he didn't want to put the same amount of work in. He just wanted money to give to his first love, Goldie.

When he hears about your planned arrival in the devildom he gets dollar signs in his eyes.

When you get there and are released into his care, he immediately wraps you up into his money schemes.

Will get gigs for you at Hell’s Kitchen and The Fall and act as your ‘manager’

Make sure you’re always paying attention because he has trouble fighting his sin and will take more than his fair share if he thinks he can get by with it.

If you decide you don't want to continue with doing this he won't force you...but he will definitely try to change your mind.

He has fun during these times to be honest. At first it was all about the money but he ends up having fun and growing super close to you.

In all honesty, sometimes he finds all the attention and publicity you get annoying. He gets greedy and doesn't want to share you so sometimes he’ll get pouty. but it's nothing a head pet cant fix

Levi

Oh, Levi knew about you. As a matter of fact he is the leader of your fan club in the devildom.

He is elated. And that's putting it lightly.

He’d always been envious of those who got to meet you face to face and now?! You were coming to LIVE with him! for an entire year!!!

He's going to ask for your autograph, selfies, and just be an overall fanboy

May ask if he can record you singing/dancing to one of your songs

He is DEFINITELY posting this. “Omg, cannot believe (MC) is staying at my house! Literally dying!#omg #HatersGonnaHate #Trending #MC”

Eventually, he will settle down and treat you a more equally as time goes on but he will keep you on some sort of a pedestal for a while.

Satan

He knows who you are but he acts so nonchalant around you that you're not too sure that he really does know.

He doesn't bring up the whole “idol life” in conversation or really bring any part of your fame up at all.

He doesn't do it to be rude he just doesn't see the point of treating you any differently than he would anyone else

It'd be a nice change of pace to not have everyone all in your business all the time and only seeing the idol side of you

That being said, he will sneak around and listen to your music and play it while he reads because he's secretly a big fan.

Asmo

This is the demon that keeps up with all things trendy.

He knows all of the popular human idols, including you, and their songs.

Reads about human idols im the devildom magazines

He follows the fashion trends that idols set as well so don't be surprised if his current apparel very closely resembles yours

He wants whatever gossip or stories you got on other idols/celebrities

Has more than likely been with a few or a lot of your coworkers or celeb friends

Will ask to song a duet with you and if it ends up being really good you guys may just make it an official song.

Asks if your managers and stuff are treating you good because he know that stuff can get shady sometimes he will NOT hesitate to set things straight one way or another.

Beel

This soft big boi would be clueless on the whole idol thing but he will show his support none the less

Will sit and listen to your celeb stories/rants or really anything you want to talk about. He just likes being around you in general

Now, if you want to catch his attention for real, tell him about all the exotic and high class food youve had the opportunity to try.

You'll have him drooling before the end of it

He may attempt to drag you back to the human world so that he too can experience these delicacies

He doesn't worry about being rushed by a crowd of fans since big boi can just give you a piggyback ride and walk through the crowd. nothing can keep him from his food

Belphie

Listens to your slow tempoed songs to combat his insomnia

He is no fanboy by any means but he does take somewhat of an interest in your idol life.

Asks you questions about your everyday life like “how do you run off of such little sleep” and “how do you keep up with everything without crashing”

Respects the grind. What you do is pretty tough for any average human to do so kudos to you.

Is definitely going to ask you to sing him sleep. Depending on how close you two are he may ask you to lay/cuddle with him while you sing

Ironically enough, he tells you that you have the voice of an angel.

simeon

He is somehow the most unmodernized, technologically impaired, being in the game.

hes caught up on exactly 0 trends, despite Luke’s best efforts to teach him.

He does take an interest in your life and interests so he will insist that you explain EVERYTHING to him.

It’ll feel like you're talking forever because there's so much he doesn't get but the sparkle in his eye makes it worth it and hard for you to say no.

He supports you even if he doesn't quite get it.

Loves to hear you sing and may even join in

Cups your face in his hand and smiles and tells you about how he can't wait to see you in the celestial realm so that you can show all the other angels how beautiful your voice and soul is...bold of him to assume you'll be going to the celestial realm when your time comes.

Solomon

Solomon would take a major interest in the whole idol thing.

He thinks it's neat but it's just not one of the things that sparks his (shady) interests.

If you seem hurt by this he may make an attempt to seem like he's more amazed by it by giving you little words of encouragement,advice, or praise but don’t expect much more from our mysterious sorcerer. His priorities lay beyond the human world, that's all

3/23

[obeymeoof]

Hello! Can you do an hc of the demons bros reacting to mc rubbing their hand while they cuddle/hold hands?

sure can! Thank you for the ask!

Lucifer

When he notices, he won’t say anything

He’ll act like it’s as normal as breathing.He wants you to continue so he won't risk it by making a comment about it.

Will sometimes tub your hand instead.

He’ll randomly lift you hand up to his lips and plant a kiss on the back of your hand

Mammon

If you two are cuddling and holding hands he's already a bit blushy. He's just so excited to be this close to you

Mammon’s a sucker for any kid of pats and pets so the little gesture of rubbing his hand will make his heart flutter.

“OI,human what do you think you're doin?...I didn't say I wanted you to stop.”

Levi

he gets so conflicted over this

He loves it but if he's gaming its so distracting.

can’t make himself tell you to stop. not that he really wanted you to anyways

Won’t do it in public because” he can’t let people see him so close to a noob in public”....hes shy

Satan

He finds it relaxing

Likes to hold your hand while he reads

will rub you hand as well

if you stop he will check to see if u fell asleep

Asmo

Asmo love ANY type of affection. Especially physical.

Gets little tingles wherever your thumb rubs.

he will try to cuddle up closer to you

Beel

I don’t think Beel would think much of it. it would seem pretty natural to him too.

he thinks it's cute and returns the favor

But there's no big outwards reaction to it.

probably just a glance at you hand and a small toothy smile before he focuses on what he was doing before

Belphie

doesn't notice it at all

because he's asleep

BUT, if he weren't asleep

It would put him to sleep.

hes so relaxed around you. any kind of rubs or pats will make him drift away

2/25/2020

[obeymeoof]

So I was looking through make up pics and decided I was gonna do some headcanon type stuff on which ones reminded me of the boys

Lucifer

Mammon

Levi

Satan

Asmo

Beel

Belphie

Simeon

Solomon

Lilith

[obeymeoof]

Congrats on starting the blog! Do you have any headcanons about cuddling with the bros? If you don’t want to do them all, Belphie and Asmo are my faves :)

Ah thank you so much! And thank you for the ask! Funny thing about this is that I was using the cuddling prompt to practice so I was already halfway done when this came in. 

Mammon

Fav Cuddle Position: “The Half Spoon” Prefers to lay his head on you but doesn’t mind to let you lay your head on him

Alternative position is just him starfishin’ on you like the little avatar of greed that he is. He going to take as much as he can get.

He’s definitely a blushy mess the first time you guys cuddle.mammon: “What was that?” mc:“affection.” Mammon:“disgusting…do it again”

Quickly covers up the shyness with arrogance.”You should feel honored that The Great Mammon has allowed you to be this close.

You want him to melt? Pet this boys head.100% guaranteed to work and ensure enjoyable cuddle time.  

Lucifer

Fav Cuddle Position: “The Honey Moon Hug” it suits his possessive side. He can pull you close and still see your face while simultaneously intertwining his legs with yours You really feel like you’re his when in this position. 

Honestly, hardly ever has time to just sit down and hold you close so this time is precious to him

Contrary to popular belief, I believe Lucifer would be big on cuddling when he can. If anything it would feed his pride more than hurt it. You WANT to be with him like this and if other people see it, he will give them a shit eating victory smirk.

Likes to cuddle in his demon form so that he can also wrap his wings around you like a blanket

Levi

Fav position: anything he can freely move his hands and see his screen.

TSL and chill?

Tub cuddles. Think about it. Laying in his weird tub bed and having to be super close to each other since it was original plan was for it to be used by ONE shut-in otaku. Get all snug and cozy in there. Or as much as you possibly can in a bathtub.

When he isnt absorbed by TSL or a game he’ll be completely focused on how close you are to him. 

Blushy Boi uwu

Asmo

Fav Cuddle position:You laying on top of him or vice versa

Loves the feeling of your weight on top of him. Gives him that sense of closeness he longs for.Also loves laying on top of you. Again, he has that closeness but can also make sure you don’t sneak off anywhere if he were to fall asleep.

Very touchy feely. No surprise there. Those hands will roam anywhere and everywhere, even if he’s asleep!

Will tell you how smooth your skin is or how pretty your hair is. tons of compliments and praise. Often ended with a “but im still number one” or something of that narcissistic nature.

“You’re so cute y/n! I could just eat you up!” and will definitely follow up on that if you allow him.

Would prefer to cuddle without the restriction of clothes but will respect you decision not to if you don’t want to.

Beel

Fav Cuddle Position:??? Honestly this big ol’ soft boi does not care. He just likes to be close to his s/o

100% going to be eating wherever you guys decide to settle in at.  But I guess being surrounded by all that food could add to the comfy factor of it all.

Hopefully you don’t mind crumbs in the bed because there is almost no chance that the sheets will ever be cleaned of crumbs with how much he eats

So hear me out on this one.The vibrations from Beelzebub’s stomach could possibly give you one hell of a massage if you have your back up against his stomach.

Belphie

Fav Cuddle Position: “The Sweet Heart Cradle” head on ur chest

This boy, as intimidating as he seems to be, loves to be held in your arms. Its warm and welcoming to him. Something he didn’t feel while he was locked up in that attic.

If hes in demon form he will gently but snugly wrap his tail around your leg, wait, or wrist. Is the equivalent to holding hands for him

If you have things you have to do that day, don’t even entertain the idea of a ‘short’ cuddle session. There is no ‘short’ cuddle session in Belphie’s dictionary. Its an all day thing. 

If you do it anyways and try to leave, hes pulling you back down. “ You knew the consequences of starting this. Now, come love me” 

Impossible to sneak out of his grip even when he’s asleep so make sure your bladder is empty!

Satan

Fav Cuddle Position: “The Spoon” / “Half Spoon” if hes reading

Definitely a big spoon. Loves to hold you close with his arms wrapped around you and his chest flush against your back.

Likes to bury his face in the crook of your neck.

Would be more than willing to read his books to you outloud but will probably be slightly offended if you fall asleep.

Rants about lucifer to you and what to do next in the 

This may be my biased opinion(definitely is) but I think he would be one of the best ones to cuddle with simply for that fact that you could watch mystery shows/crime shows with him.You could conspire about who did what and why and then be surprised if you’re wrong or right. Personally, sounds amazing to me.

I went ahead and did all of them since I had half of them done anyways and I’m almost done with my one other ask I got in my inbox. Hope you enjoy them!

2/12/2020

[obeymeoof]

Hello darling 🥰🥰🥰 I came across your blog whilst searching for Lucifer and I love your blog and work ❤❤❤❤ any Headcannons for the boys reaction when they find MCs pictures as the maid of honor in a cousin's wedding? (Yeah, Indian weddings are too much 😅)

Ahhhh thank you so much! I really appreciate you saying that and I hooe you enjoy this!

Lucifer

He didn't mean to find the picture.

He had actively been looking for you to get your opinion on what he could do to make the house more comfortable for you.

When he entered your room it’d just been laying there and caught his eye.

Luci decided to pick it up and look it over since it didn’t seem to be anything to private.

He really didn’t realize the picture was of you until he looked closer.

If you happen to walk in on him during this he’ll give you a smirk and slyly say “You know, MC, you look absolutely stunning in this...but, I think you’d look even better in a wedding dress by my side”  

Mammon

He was definitely NOT snooping around in your belongings to find things to sell!(he was)

While tossing your invaluable things to the side, something that looks like a picture catches his eye.

He was just about to toss it as well until he realized that it was a photo of MC. And man did they look amazing…

He shakes his head blushes at his own thoughts.

He takes  a minute or two just to stare at it.

Eventually mumbles to himself that “this may have some kind of monetary value...so...i'll just hold onto this”

Will look at it whenever he misses you or wants to practice saying something to you.

Asmo

Asmo came across the picture when he was looking through your stuff to see if you had any outfits worthy of his fashionista eyes.

Immediately his eyes light up and a smile spreads across his face.

“This dress! Where is this dress?” He wants to see your bridesmaid dress up close and personal

If you have it with you for some reason he will fix your hair and make up exactly like in the picture.

Will definitely want to do a photo shoot to post to his devilgram.

“I can’t keep such beauty to myself! My followers would die if they found out I was keeping these to myself”

Levi

Levi had ended up in your room while coming to collect the comic books and manga you had borrowed. He wanted to re-read them.

After he has gathered them into his arms, he hauls them back to his room and sits down to start his binge reading session.

He’s made it through more than half the stack when he gets to one that has a little paper sticking out from between the pages like a book mark. He figures that must have been where you left off. It's just like a normie to not finish the entire thing in one sitting.

Out of curiosity he opens it to the page you left off on and notices that the “bookmark” isn't actually a bookmark but a picture of you all dressed up.

For a moment he gapes at the picture in amazement. This isn’t like anything he had ever seen in any of his animes.

As much as he would like to put this picture beside his Ruri-chan, he can’t bring himself to take your bookmark and make you lose your place. Plus, he doesn't want to seem like a creep.

Will definitely encourage you to read more of the books he has just so he can possibly get another look at that picture every now and again

Won't mention it to you because he’s too much of a tsundere to admit something like that to you.

Beel

You two were cooking together when the photo fell out of your pocket.

Beel picks it up and hands it to you so that you don’t think that you lost it.

He gets a glance at it before it meets your fingers and leaves his grasp.

He is curious but doesn't want to be disrespectful so he will politely ask what the picture is about. After you explain to him that it's a picture from when you were at his cousin’s wedding he will nod and look over the picture.

 He’ll casually say something like, “you look like an angel in that,MC” and then start to daydream about what kinds of food you had there at the wedding.

Belphie

Belphie had been arguing with his brother and decided that he would be sleeping in your room for a while.

When he gets there, you’re nowhere to be found so he makes himself at home in your bed anyways. He’s sure you'll agree anyways. Not that you have much of a choice seeing as this isn’t your house.

While snuggling up in your sheets he runs his hand under your pillow and feels something with a plasticy feeling.

When he pulls it out he sees a photo of you and someone dressed up like a bride but his eyes are focused on you.

Human traditions are weird but..that doesn't mean he can't appreciate them(you).

He silently takes the image of you dressed head to toe in beautiful attire before replacing the picture and laying down for a nap with that image burned into his mind. He hopes he's lucky enough to dream of you

Satan(ok I struggled with coming up with something different so this came out as like a story)

Satan was currently in the middle of an investigation and looking for clues throughout the house. He was searching for something that had gotten lost in the house.

That something being...the stray cat that he had attempted to smuggle into the house. He had managed to successfully sneak it in but before he could get it to his room, mammon and levi had managed to scare it from all their arguing and fighting.

The cat could be literally anywhere in the huge mansion and he needed to find it before Lucifer or any of the other brothers did. There's only one other option that he has. He has to ask his mystery solving partner for help.

It’s taken literally all day and neither of you have found the cat. All clues had eventually led the to dead ends, leaving their case cold

Its almost time for dinner and you two decide to take a break to get ready for dinner. He walks with you to your room and when he opens the door, you hear scuttling from your closet.

Satan will carefully sneak over to the closet and lo and behold, there's the cat. He seems to have made a home out of your clothes and other belongings and has his nose nuzzled into a picture of you.

He lets out a quiet sigh carefully slips it out from under the little trouble maker.

He examines it and smirks a bit. “Huh. So I guess this was more of a treasure hunt” he pats the cat on the head lovingly for leading him to this gem.

“Mc, why didn’t you tell me you were keeping this hidden away?”

All in all, he's happy with the results. He got a new cat and he got to see his beautiful human all dressed up. “You know, we could always re-take these photos after you marry me”

2/18/2020

[obeymeoof]

Can we please get a HC of the brothers going out to a party/club (Asmo’s idea, of course) and suddenly BAM! MC is an incredible and sexy dancer, Rihanna-like. Maybe how would the brothers react to them being provocative to each? (If it’s too long I choose Lucifer, Satan, Asmo and Mammon.)

AHHH Its been a hot minute since Ive wrote anything.

Lucifer

Hates to admit it but at first he is speechless.

His eyes travel up and down slowly and follow the movements of your body.

For a second hes in a trance but once he snaps out of it he’ll place his hands on your hips and ask that you tone it down a little.

Not because he dosent like it, oh no. As a matter of fact, he likes it a little too much and as much as he’d like to give into temptation right there on the dance floor, he has an image to uphold in the devildom.

He does however, offer to show you some moves of his own when you two get home

He has no problem cutting the night short to do just that.

Mammon

Youre going to have to pick this boy’s jaw up off the floor.

He’s practically drooling while watching you.

When he comes back to his sense he gets a big proud grin on his face

100% would be your best hype man. He would be so excited and cheering you on

“THATS MY HUMAN!” he would boast. But at the same time when he saw other demons looking too closely he would give them a threatening stare. Just because he was calling attention to you(which you were doing just fine by yourself) didnt mean he was willing to share.

Shamelessly asks you to dance for just him at home. May ask you to teach him.

Satan

He was just swaying or bouncing a little with you on the dance floor. He preferred to keep his all out dancing just for the competitions.

So he wasn't really expecting you to bust out dancing when your favorite song came on.

The way you moved was both impressive and mesmerizing.

Hes more of the type to stand back and watch you with a hungry primal look in his eyes.

he dosent worry about anybody getting too close since everyone knows better than to upset the avatar of wrath.

If you happen to pull him into it, he’ll happily stay as close to you as possible while also leaving room for you to continue dancing.

Will whisper words of praise and encouragement and throw in a dirty comment or two about what hed like to do when you two get home.

Asmo

He was doin his own dirty dancing before and when you started, he paused but only for a second before joining in with you.

From there it can go one of 2 ways depending on what mood he is in.

1: He could take it as a challenge and turn it into a competition on who can dance the sexiest

2: He takes it as an invitation. He’ll make his way over to you, his eyes not leaving you, and get right up on you and dance/sway along with you while his hands rest on your hips, butt, shoulders, or whatever part of you is available. Point is, his hands are making contact

Overall he’s impressed. Which he always could tell you had a naughty side to you. However he never could’ve guessed you could move like that.

3/21/2020

[obeymeoof]

Hello! May I ask of hcs with the demon bros and their female s/o being extremely self-conscious of their scars? To the point where they will wear long sleeves/pants 24/7 so they can’t see it? Mainly due to how they make her feel ugly?? (Dw they’re not self-harm it’s just she’s extremely clumsy and they won’t fade away) Sorry if it’s weird and thanks for at least considering this ask :D

If it makes you feel any better i'm writing this right after i rolled my ankle while running through the rain in sandals ;-;

Lucifer

He doesn't notice at first really. He just thinks you're extra modest.

That is until the devildom starts getting even warmer weather than before.

He makes many trip to the human world throughout the year so he will notice a change in human attire in much cooler temperatures(for him.what hes seeing is summer clothes). So thats when it first gets his attention.

You’re literally sweating bullets, red faced with your long sleeve turtleneck and pants and hes just like ??? So he decides to ask why you dont just change

When(if) you explain he’ll be pretty understanding . Hes got some scars hes ashamed to have seen too.

But still, he tries reassures you that most of the other demons in the devildom have some inhuman scars and wont even bat an eye at your little human ones. He's not the best at comforting.

Encourages you to be more careful and keeps a watchful eye on you from then on out

Mammon

Cluess. Does not pay one ounce of attention.

He dosent comment on how you dress or marks you have in your body unless its a really good(bad) one.

If he sees it, he’ll ask about it because he wants to know who hurt HIS human and when and where he can kill them. Overreacts, really.

So when you tell him you did to yourself he’ll laugh, yes, BUT he will also be embarrassed at how he just acted. Over a HUMAN. So you two will be even.

He would be down to compare scars and tell each one’s story.

Tbh he probably has some caused by his brothers.

This could help you be more comfortable in your skin. Just think, your sitting there and someone asks about your scar and you and mammon make eye contact and just bust out laughing. Inside jokes galore.

Levi

Self conscious club party of 2

Also does not question the clothing because he is an envious, self conscious weeb.

If the topic comes up he's gonna snort and shake his head in disappointment.

“Duh!! You're even more of a normie than I thought!! Haven't you heard? Inside good, outside bad! Just stay in your room all day, everyday like I do and nothing can ever hurt you...physically at least.”

Doesn't really mind what you choose to wear but he will now try to use your clumsiness as an excuse to get you to stay in his room as if its a protective fortress.

Satan

Satan is extremely observant and knowledgeable. Not to mention, straightforward.

When he notices the pattern in your clothing style and the way you make sure parts of you never show, he straight up asks what you're hiding. Like, are you just self conscious or are you hiding a weapon?

When you explain he will let out a little laugh but he doesn't mean to make fun of you...too much.

Actually finds it quite cute how clumsy you are.

He won't try to make you wear something else but he will reassure you that you are beautiful no matter what.

Asmo

Oh boy, he notices immediately.

He's so disappointed that you’re ashamed of any part of you because he love EVERY part of you

Really, he has the hardest time understanding it. Who cares about the embarrassing stories? You don’t have to tell anyone. And anybody that even looks at you the wrong way has to face being absolutely canceled on all social media

Will hype you up ALL the time until(and after) you feel confident enough to wear different things that show more skin and you still feel comfortable in.

Will kiss all of your scars if it makes you feel better. and more if it gets to that point ;)

Beel(sorry his is short :p )

I can’t see him minding very much about what you wear or what you did in the past. He just wants to keep you safe

Will carry you around everywhere for a little while after first hearing about how clumsy you are. Has no problem carrying you forever if you want. Piggybacking is always welcomed too

Will listen to your insecurities and give you words of encouragement and make promises to never let you get hurt again

Belphie

Belphie has a ton of scars from where he just falls asleep in random places. Sometimes he’ll fall over and hit things so he can relate to being clumsy.

Would like to say that sleeping is the safest way to go but obviously that's not totally true.

Tells you that you have nothing to be ashamed of because you are amazing and scars don’t change that.

“If anyone should be embarrassed its me. at least yours are from different things. mine are just from me doing the same thing over and over again”

Hes one to laugh it off and sleep it off immediately after

Dont worry though, really! Ive got a scar on my forehead where i bashed into the wall while swimming and not oaying attention. I just decided that it’s something unique to me now haha