#obey me!

[i-came-across-death]

What if I just. became scottish ? like no one can stop me. holy shit i'd get an entire lesnian harem if i had an accent that DIDN'T suck (brittish... ew)

[diamonds-place]

Asmo: "What time is it? My phone died."

Mammon: "I don’t know. MC pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out."

[MC gives Mammon his sax without looking up from their DDD]

Mammon: (Plays the sax loudly and extremely out of tune)

Lucifer: "WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!"

MC: "It’s 2 am."

[zac-n]

Freaky ahh sheep

[asmos-lipstick]

Uh Huh sure that's what happened

[ethereal-writes]

Also want to mention not to harass the other VA's in Obey Me about this situation, whether it be on their social medias or at the in person events.

Huge emphasis on at the in person event coming up. I know we all want to know what they think, but odds are very good they are being advised not to say anything on the situation, or are at the very least choosing not to because it's still possible they'll need to work with him again and it's unfair to put them on the spot, especially when they're still very much learning English.

[lordofemptiness]

Mammon + Layouts —

Credit is appreciated.

Gif overlay is from here.

[typingdyslexiaisathing]

Been a while since I did anything "Obey Me!" related.

So here's a random idea I just had ten seconds ago.

Mammon takes his pact human by the hand to give them a twirl. Looking so happy and full of love as he silly waltzes with his favorite human. Laughter bubbles up, pure and loving, as Asmodeus records the moment on his phone. Lucifer smiles to shake his head and savor the fact his family is happy.

Mammon ends up getting a hug from his pact human to hold them tight and swear on his soul he will always be there for this glorious soul that has him wrapped around their finger.