#obey me!

[renviary]

(familial/platonic) missed my boys

[zephyrchama]

"Lucifer dotes on you so much," Diavolo noted with a laugh. "It's actually making me a little jealous!"

"I do not," Lucifer rebutted. He sliced into a tender cut of steak with slightly more force than he had previously, just to drive home his point. The meat was overflowing with juices and the scent of herbs. It looked so soft, a knife wasn't even necessary. The thought of a single bite melting on your tongue made your mouth water.

"Lucifer, perhaps I could be of assistance? You should taste your meal before it gets cold," Barbatos offered. He had just replenished the wine in Diavolo's glass and ensured your cup was similarly topped up. Everything for dinner had been served. The butler was left with nothing to do.

"That won't be necessary. Here, I'm finished. You can enjoy now."

Lucifer turned the plate and passed it over to you. The fine porcelain made a soft thud as it landed on the tablecloth. Your whole steak was cut into perfect little bite-sized pieces.

Diavolo watched with amusement as Lucifer began cutting up his own steak into much larger bites. The corners of his lips were turned up as he chewed.

"Yeah, this doesn't count as doting at all," you commented. It got a chuckle from the palace duo.

Lucifer shot you a glare, warning you to stay quiet, that was in odd contrast to his actions. He had pulled your chair out before you sat down, and pushed you in after you took a seat. Short of actually feeding you himself, Lucifer was most definitely doting on you.

[lucifers-next-target]

LMAOOO IM CRYING AT THIS 😭😭

[melodiesz]

Emergency Contact!?

look at my emergency contact dawg I’m dying ✴︎˚｡ when they find out they're your emergency contact!

a/n: the idiot on a scooter was mammon cause lucifer sold his hellcat to pay back all the money he stole. no ones seen him since 😬 first smau in a while, hope I’m not rusty! c:

[ilumin]

Started as a 14 year old girl, continues as a 20 adult, these demons really played a trick on me

[trashy-corvian]

Yeah yeah his eyes are beautiful🙄 LOOK DOWN you prude👇

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Ever think about how technically the younger brothers are more scared of Mammon than Lucifer?

I swear this is canon, listen

Lucifer's sadistic. He's easily angered, and he always retaliates. And he makes sure his retaliation always takes the form of cruel and unusual punishments. His brothers are scared of the consequences but they're never scared enough to actually stop

Mammon, on the other hand, is a pushover. He doesn't hold grudges, and his bark is so much worse than his bite. He instantly folds if someone aplogises after wronging him, and usually, he'll even apologise back despite not really doing anything wrong. Mammon's usually also part of whatever shenanigans the others are doing

And in spite of all that, the younger brothers all keep pushing and testing Lucifer. They're constantly doing things that they know will piss Lucifer off, and no matter what he does and no matter how much the younger brothers don't want to face the consequences that's never going to stop any of them from continuing whatever they are doing

But with Mammon, in the handful of times we've seen his younger brothers genuinely anger him, they stop or retreat instantly. Hell, there's even a moment in Nightbringer where Belphie is willing to keep pushing against Lucifer but instantly backs down when Mammon gets in-between them and tells him to stop

And y'know what? It's the Strict Teacher vs Fun Teacher thing. The Strict Teacher is always going to be like that, you know exactly what to expect when you piss off the Strict Teacher. Meanwhile, when you finally manage to piss off the Fun Teacher you know you've Fucked Up™