May 15, 2020
This Just In: Burtlederp Can't Stop Thinking About Worms, Making Whump Surprisingly Difficult to Enjoy
#STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING WORMS#did you know#SHUT UP#earthworms:#moderately interesting#vitally important#criminally under-researched#trying to reach today's chapter of honor bound 2 and like#all my brain could do was like#what if there was some guy#that was just there#and was just studying worms#and he got put in jail with the family#cause no one believed him#and he just#kept talking about worms#like isaac would get dragged in half-dead#and worm guy would be like#oh this reminds me of this worm#and vera would tell the guy to shut up#but he'd just keep talking about worms#soon enough members of the fam would be begging colleen to take them out#just so they didnt have to hear any more about worms#that or the fam would love it#use it as a weapon against colleen#she'd torture them#and they'd just tell her worm facts#she'd get so frustrated
