#modern bf

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Modern BF!Charles Smith Taurus ♉️ • Bucket list to see every national park • Clingy drunk, will be hanging all over you, pressing kisses all over you and whispering in your ear • Will protect your drink with his life, although no one tries to mess with him anyway • Muncher, that man could spend hours between your legs • Nature lover • Loves to overstimulate, will have you writhing in pleasure • You had to make the first move • Loves to backpacking and camping, it’s his version of a vacation • King of the powwow, all the aunties love him • Always on the move, has a hard time ‘relaxing’ • Strangely good at the harmonica • Can ride bareback • Makes the best deer jerky • Likes physical copies of movies/tv shows • Only has social media to keep in touch with family, hardly posts anything but nature and family photos • Grew up on the rez • Spring is his favorite time of year • Loves to make handmade gifts, whittled you a little wooden wolf for Christmas • Passionate! If you get him going on a topic you won’t be able to shut him up • Avid volunteer • Would love to live off the grid • Drives stick • Traveling ranch hand • Chronic hoodie wearer, has a few you aren’t allowed to steal • Thighs like tree trunks • Loves dried flowers, will preserve every bouquet you for you • Stretch marks galore, on his biceps, thighs, hips, he’s a big man • Can unclip your bra with one hand • Awkward smile in pictures, the only time you can get a good smile is if you sneak a pic • Will throw you over his shoulder if you’re being a ‘brat’

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Modern BF! Dutch Van Der Linde • Leo♌️ • King of card games, will beat your ass in strip poker. • Grew up poor • Possessive • Owns his own business, insists he can mange the books but always end up hiring on a ‘part time’ bookkeeper • Always plans dates for the two of you, normally ones where he can show you off • Isn’t jealous in the slightest, doesn’t believe that you would ever leave him so why be jealous? • Is great at giving gifts, very thoughtful in what he buys for you • Babydoll, his old lady, sweetheart, pet names galore • doesn’t like being called ‘daddy’ but LOVES being called ‘sir’ in bed • His hair routine takes longer than yours • Always dresses to impress outside of your home, but still owns the same ratty pair of gray sweatpants he’s had since he was 20 • Plucks every gray hair he finds • Has a stupid one sided rivalry with the neighbors • Will write the longest most drawn out captions for anything he posts about you on social media • Smooth talker, not just to you. He can bargain like no ones business • More of a cat person than a dog person • Has hidden all of his photos from high school, it goes straight from middle school to college like high school didn’t even happen. • Has you blow on his dice for ‘good luck’ • Doesn’t smoke in the house • Enjoys a good literary debate, although he will pout if you make a better point than he did • Hates talking about exes, whether they be yours or his • Drives a fancy (but not practical) car, like a nova, cuda, mustang, etc. • Opens doors, pulls out chairs, kisses your hand • Awful taste in music, but will get up to dance with you to his awful music • Podcast enjoyer • Says he doesn’t need glasses, but will squint to ‘see better’ • Does not enjoy thrifting, ‘why would he want another man’s crap?’ • Acts like a world traveler despite never leaving the U.S. • Gets very passionate about politics, but doesn’t vote • Loves to have a good grip on your hair in bed • Is the kind of person to argue with a kid like an adult • A great cook, but is hardly in the kitchen • Ran cattle in his younger days

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Modern BF!Javier Escuella. Capricorn ♑️ • Is that guy who if he sees a guitar at a party he will start playing it • If he gets a call from one of his family members expect him to be on the phone for the next three hours • Mama’s boy! • Baby, sweetheart, my love • Will flirt with you and be surprised when you flirt back • Stronger than he looks, will throw you over his shoulder if you’re being a ‘brat’ • Thought about becoming a singer, but doesn’t have enough confidence in himself. Still loves to make up songs • Thinks sitting on a dock for seven hours is a date. Will take you fishing whenever you want • Giggly drunk! • Weather wuss, says he’s ’not made for the cold!’. Will stick his hands under your shirt to warm up • Used to spend the summers on his tio’s ranch • Huge klepto, you’ll lose a jacket or shirt and catch him wearing it two weeks later • Loves to go thrifting, but ends up spending more money than he should because it’s ‘cheaper’ • Always goes to midnight mass every Christmas with his mamá, even if he doesn’t want to • Did play guitar for/at you on your first date • Raised Catholic • Is very meticulous about his face and hair routine. Never skips it, has a million different products • Has tattoos but hides them every time he does to his parents house • English was his best class in high school • Will not confess he likes you first, you’ll have to do that • Likes to cum on you • Loves to smack your ass