#modern curses

[jessitriana]

Cursetober Day 2 👻 Cursing all your microwaved food to be un-eatable 🥘

[theporthole]

“I hope you never get off Fridays And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays”

[fiberartandspells]

You could use some war water for this

That would have been a great addition but I live in a place where storms are pretty uncommon so I had to make do. ;)

[fiberartandspells]

Hey, with your "curse a bitch spell"... I'm fairly new to all of this but I was wondering if there is a limit to how many curses or how often I can curse the same person. Sorry if this is a dumb question. Thanks again!

Hello!

I’m a beginner too so I’m no authority on the matter XD Also there’s no dumb question, ever.

I don’t think there’s a limit??? I mean, I’m personally cursing Bitchface just once because I feel like it’d be draining to just pour my energy over and over into the same thing when once would have been good enough, you know?

But that’s ME and MY path. Maybe, think about why you feel like the fist one wasn’t enough?

Did you leave it enough time to get to work? My curse for example was for Bitchface’s reputation to be as soiled as she tried to do mine, and for her to feel the consequences of her acts. It’s working, but it’s slow, because people won’t change their minds about someone right away, they need to see. It’s taxing to just stand there and wait, but that’s how it is and I have to be patient.

Was the curse appropriate for their offenses? If it were not a strong enough punishment in the end, wouldn’t strengthening the first curse work better?

Did they find new and exciting ways to be a pain in the ass and the first curse didn’t take this ones in account?

Etceteras, etceteras… So yeah, my main tip would be: examine the reasons why you want to curse them again and then listen to your gut! It knows better than me what’s right for you. If it feels right, go for it.

Also remember to protect your home and yourself properly! :D

If any of my followers have an opinion on this, I’d be interested in hearing it!

[alias-milamber]

Just... fuck off. Fuck off and leave this place, until the windows cannot see you and your path is far away. Fuck off until you leave the sun behind you, a far star fading in significance against the pattern of lights behind you. Fuck off until the stars and planets we know pale into darkness, where Saturn's rings cannot be seen, where Pluto's heart hides in the blackness of space. Fuck off until the stars themselves diminish and all is blackness, all is darkness all around. Until the nothing that you matter is all the matter there is around, and when nothingness is your only home and the bleak stark reality is all you experience; then you should fuck off some more.

[thebatwingedsloth]

modern curses: May your favourite eyeshadow palette slip out of your hand and shatter on the tiles. mordern blessings: May you find an untouched limited edition display of your favourite brand.

[carnalflorafae]

casual/modern curses and blessings:

“may every light be red for you”/”may every light be green for you”

“may you always be stuck behind the slowest cars”/”may every road you take be clear”

“may the radio be nothing but commercials for you”/”may every one of your favorite songs play”

“may your wifi be down with no cause”/”may your internet speed be at its fastest”

“may your foot always find the crumbs and gum on the ground”/”may all your paths be clean”

“may the line for food/drink be long and slow for you”/”may there be no line for food/drink for you”

These are just a few I thought of today, feel free to add your own! :)

[kontextmaschine]

"May your fetish become popular among homestucks."

- modern curse