#modern blessings

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

Bacon! In the Microwave (recipe)

[leisamc]

Reblog to give previous a break from their brain being unruly and throwing off general anxiety and bad vibes. (Me, it's my brain.) (Shut up, brain.)

[beepbeepsan]

I beat the AO3 Work Title box today. I had not brainstormed a whit, and yet I stared the blinking cursor down for only two minutes or so before I came up with the answer. May it happen to you

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

Good morning (good afternoon, good evening) mutuals with sea fever, crow-lovers, witchy wanderers of woods, robot obsessives, gardening hags, butch grumps, grey-streaked hopepunks, cat covered and bed-hogging book readers, writers of complex adult love, height difference bitches, people with Opinions about cilantro and mint, bread bakers, bleary-eyed femmes in need of their second coffee, artists who are le tired and yet draw smooches and happy endings, people with bodies that fight them, Deborah Chow, and Guillermo Del Toro.

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

[thebatwingedsloth]

modern curses: May your favourite eyeshadow palette slip out of your hand and shatter on the tiles. mordern blessings: May you find an untouched limited edition display of your favourite brand.

[carnalflorafae]

casual/modern curses and blessings:

“may every light be red for you”/”may every light be green for you”

“may you always be stuck behind the slowest cars”/”may every road you take be clear”

“may the radio be nothing but commercials for you”/”may every one of your favorite songs play”

“may your wifi be down with no cause”/”may your internet speed be at its fastest”

“may your foot always find the crumbs and gum on the ground”/”may all your paths be clean”

“may the line for food/drink be long and slow for you”/”may there be no line for food/drink for you”

These are just a few I thought of today, feel free to add your own! :)

[modernblessings]

May the traffic always clear before you, and may no one start their period at your dinner party.