#modern struggles

[aquarianlights]

I want my discord emojis everywhere. It's so jarring when I go to another app or I'm forced to use only my phone's emojis. Like, no, sorry, but that doesn't have even close to the range I need to express myself. Give me access to all the discord emojis I have acquired over time & let me use them like I naturally do or I may just perish. Thank you.

[untypicable]

A Medieval Peasant’s Guide to 21st-Century Living

Welcome, weary traveller, to the 21st century! You have been plucked from your mud-strewn medieval existence and thrust into a world of strange contraptions, bizarre customs, and an alarming lack of feudal lords demanding grain tithes. The days of ploughing fields and paying homage to the local knight are gone, replaced by something called “emails” and an economic system more confusing than the…

A Medieval Peasant’s Guide to 21st-Century Living

[prostatestar]

“18 pages of words? oh my god, that’s too much to read!” said i, proceeding to drift my attention from the pdf to my phone, where i’m reading a 95k+ fanfic on ao3

[dantiixolo]

You can still get banned on Grindr for supporting 420

[smallpenguin19]

Today I discovered that I linked my fan fiction (dot) net account to a email that’s now deactivated. I can’t remember what in the world I would have used as a user name so jokes on me, I’ll never know. ✌🏻 plus the computer that the stories would be on is either in storage or in a landfill.

[sonickitty]

Me: perhaps i can use a telephone call to complete a task in a quick and convenient fashion

Phone: No one can hear you scream

Me: I have all the bars

Phone: And yet