#funny observations

[yellowhollyhock]

when I'm trying to write Michelangelo, I'm like, how do. how his brain move so fast. what's his voice like again? i got to writing plot and forgot his voice,,

but sometimes when I'm just reading my own posts I'm like, Michelangelo, is that you?

[etlu-yume]

When the rain's too heavy, the internet keeps dying in the ass.

Which means, one of the many things that goes down, is spotify.

Good thing I've been playing the same list of ~70 songs for the last like 3 weeks; it means even when my liked library is on shuffle, at least THAT list is stored in the cache.

[untypicable]

A Medieval Peasant’s Guide to 21st-Century Living

Welcome, weary traveller, to the 21st century! You have been plucked from your mud-strewn medieval existence and thrust into a world of strange contraptions, bizarre customs, and an alarming lack of feudal lords demanding grain tithes. The days of ploughing fields and paying homage to the local knight are gone, replaced by something called “emails” and an economic system more confusing than the…

A Medieval Peasant’s Guide to 21st-Century Living

[untypicable]

I Would Do Anything for Love, But I Won’t Make Two Trips

There are many defining traits of human nature—love, ambition, the ability to queue with silent resentment—but none are quite as universal as our stubborn refusal to make two trips when carrying things. Whether it’s shopping bags, laundry baskets, or an entire Chinese takeaway order, we will strain, struggle, and risk permanent nerve damage just to avoid walking an extra ten feet. It’s a mystery…

I Would Do Anything for Love, But I Won’t Make Two Trips

[galactic-murmaider]

Y’know I just realized something about Jonathan Crane about now. In Doug Moench's version of the origin, he introduced the concept of "violent dancing" that's basically Crane-style kung fu. But like even if you ignore Batman/Scarecrow Year One that retroactively sets it in deadass rural Georgia, the '60s and '70s (where his teen years took place depending on what specific continuity) were when McDojos and cheap martial arts guides were first starting to become a thing. So I just imagine him in his first fight with Batman ending badly because he got scammed like ten years ago.

A reminder that Jonathan Crane is canonically a fucking dork and I am here for it! Even if I did not expect him being a "mall ninja" to be one of those.

Source: Batman Annual #19 (September 1995)

[transformers-platonic]

Funny observation for Episode 13 TFP

In the episode “Sick Mind” Bumblebee is inside Megatron’s mind when the others (Optimus, Bulkhead and Bumblebee) appear as visions in his head. The others who were at the base saw and reacted.

When Miko says “Uh oh, special guest stars” She is lifting herself up by using the railing so her feet aren’t touching the ground. It’s not really significant to the plot of the episode, but it is funny how casually she does so. This is evidence for the idea that Miko may be stronger then she looks.

For anyone who wants to see the image I noticed that and is watching the episode on Netflix, the time is 12:43 and the episode is Episode 13 “Sick Mind”

[astrognossienne]

i notice that on your poll on your page, no fixed signs or virgos follow you 😂🤣

typical 

[hotels-bangalore-india-g]

Can Anyone Learn How In transit to Persist Funny?

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