#modern tag

[leondxs]

Okay, but picture this… Modern!Leo speaking Welsh to his S/O as a way to flirt.

He absolutely does 🥺

[cardinal-carvings]

@chromium-siren: “You certainly know how to throw a party.”

The compliment prompted a small grin to pull at painted lips, a devious glint flashing in the man's eyes as he looked over towards where the voice had come from.

"I figure. Halloween only comes once a year, and it's a great excuse to go all out. Why pull any punches?"

[notlikegcds]

@onlyliberty / SENT A THING / never denying “I've missed you," she mouths into her shoulder, one sneaking down to cup her hip. "So much." 

       Anne was silent when she wanted to be, that was for damn sure. Armistice hadn’t even heard her approach on her arrival home. Keys tossed into the little cup and a coat lifted to set upon it’s hook. And then arms slipped around her middle and Armistice can’t help but to stiffen briefly before she relaxed into her hold. Chin dipping as blue eyes slip back to eye the red tresses along the top of a messy bun. Form relaxed completely with a tender smile as hands settle along her wife’s gently.

      “I had to stay a few extra hours, sweetheart.” She gives Anne’s hands a gentle squeeze, feeling the press at her side. And she could only feel her smile sharpen with the lift of a brow. And there she gives her arm a light pat just so she could turn and slip her arms around her. Movements done just to take Anne into her arms where she could press a kiss against her brow. And then another against her hair where she takes up a long inhale. “Course- I’m here willing to make up for lost time.”

[vaqueroblues]

Modern Miguel has a pet silkie chicken and a laced Wyandotte chicken

[shitsuji-hcs]

Your fav kuro characters as stupid things people have said in the GC

This post actually goes out to the original Weston squad, so that means NSFW content. If you’d like, try and guess who said which quote.

Redmond

Bluewer

Greenhill

Violet

Joanne

Soma

Clayton

Edward

Cheslock

Derrick

McMillan

And finally, after six months of some weird shit, we’d like to thank you guys for being with us for this long. You’ve given us a shoulder to lean on and more smiles than we can count. Bet you didn’t think that this post would end so wholesomely, huh? Thanks guys. It’s been real.

[weston-hcs]

what always makes the p5 laugh?

Clayton

He claims to be a tough nut to crack, virtually impossible to make him laugh - those claims are all false. Jokes that require long windups or are basically ciphers to everyone else are what make him laugh... he’s just generally unfunny but finds what isn’t funny.... funny. Clayton absolutely nerds out with puns and if you can’t understand him then he’ll be heavily disappointed.

Edward

He’s pretty topical with his humour. It’s ever shifting and really just depends on his situation - what he laughs at today will probably earn a deadpan face from him tomorrow. Terribly so, he laughs at the things you aren’t supposed to laugh at and is pretty disappointed at himself for it. Edward Midford is not the same person when he’s making shitty jokes.

Soma

Disgustingly predictably so, he’s an absolute pun-loving demon that cannot be stopped. It fuels him even more when he’s told to stop - it’s a position of absolute power. If you try to ignore him, he’ll repeat the pun again but even louder. Soma is a chaotic person and his puns are equally as chaotic. You will literally never ever escape.

Joanne

As the most wholesome out of all of these boys... his jokes are only laughable if they’re cute. Sure, he can be funny, but that’s with effort. His definition of funny actually comes out in physical and cute humour - stuff that’s cute and isn’t offensive to anyone is what makes him laugh and smile a bit but he’s not a full on howling laughter kind of person.

Cheslock

His chat history is basically a bunch of hieroglyphics. He just utters such depressingly dark and self-depricating humour so you can definitely tell who he is in Cards Against Humanity. Of course, he knows he should probably dial down his humour in front of people he doesn’t really know but... what’s even funnier is the look of absolute mortification on peoples’ faces.

[halalstyle]

When you're sick as heck but still want to post selfies

[ragedrivn-a-blog]

* MODERN HEADCANONS !

      matthias has an eye condition called heterochromia. in most cases the condition is hereditary but in matthias’s case it was caused by an injury to the eye when he was in a very young age. therefore, his vision in his left eye isn’t perfect and could easily tire him. 

     for that reason matthias has a pair of glasses, mostly used when reading or studying. he does wear them as less as he can and almsot never in public, as he is insecure of both his glasses and his eyes. 

( ft. raven’s cat lenor / @spcewlkr )