Bloodshed in the Woodshed
Nothing parallels the fury of a cast-off lover
Assassination calls for one or another of
You will feel the full force of quality justice
Your sickening lust and sordid accomplice
Tripwire, small fire, bathe them with a hair dryer
Arsenic, icepick, cyanide makes you sick
Gutted, garroted, noose ready knotted
Sharp scythe, rusty knives, bedroom full of beehives
Wolfsbane, acid rain, unimaginable pain
Hemlock, electric shock, make do with a big rock
Quick lime, perfect crime, asbestos over time
Day of reckoning! Bayonet beckoning!
Do you feel hunted, haunted, moderately daunted?
Accursed, accused, baffled, confused?
Will it make you reconsider the scorn that you deliver?
Repent! Repent! Or woe betide you!
Down in the woodshed tonight
Tripwire, small fire, bathe them with a hair dryer
Arsenic, icepick, cyanide makes you sick
Gutted, garroted, noose ready knotted
Sharp scythe, rusty knives, bedroom full of beehives
Wolfsbane, acid rain, unimaginable pain
Hemlock, electric shock, make do with a big rock
Quick lime, perfect crime, asbestos over time
Day of reckoning! Bayonet beckoning!
Down in the woodshed tonight
Oh oh, I’m headed for the gallows
Oh oh, to be callow is such sorrow
Oh oh, I’m headed for the gallows
Oh oh, to be callow is such sorrow