... any more than I am always a pleasure to myself

🦡 middle ages disco bisexual 🦡 Undergoing some kind of breakdown about Arthur Acuña. Header from The Kitchen Musical, icon from Hark! A Vagrant (Kate Beaton)

[beca-mitchell]

happy pride, please conduct yourselves accordingly

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4174:

so what if your book is boring, some people like boring books

[bowelfly]

the gherkin inspector

[earhartsease]

Brother Picholas

[have-you-been-here]

Skara Brae, Stromness, UK

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

[aspirateur-killeuse]

[inkwellraven]

What made me laugh most is that the post just days "sponsored by parmesean cheese." Not a cheese brand. Parmesean itself as an entity and business.

Big Parma, if you will.

[knitmeapony]

Villa began working with Parmigiano Reggiano—the official consortium of authentic parmesan cheese producers—in 2021

She is actually literally sponsored by big Parma

[foone]

You ever see a picture and you realize it's only like two steps away from being someone's weird fetish art commission?

Anyway she's an artistic gymnast for anyone who was wondering.

(Also the Olympics has, at times, featured some unusual "sports", like poetry and architecture. Cheese making isn't that strange of an idea. Olympic cheese making.)

[ratsarecute4]

The Terror Intro Theme

I totally forgot I transcribed some of the music from The Terror a few months ago. Here's a little piano sheet music for The Terror's intro theme, specifically the one from episode 1. If you watch the intro of every episode, you will notice the music actually changes slightly with each episode, becoming more discordant. It's a super cool detail that I always loved!

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Feel free to use this sheet music however you like, though tag me if you do! I would love to see what you do with it!

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[notasapleasure]

Living with animals in your house is great you get to add whole new questions to your vocabulary all the time like

- why are you feral for walnuts???

- why does tin foil rustling set my dog off like she's got ptsd and has to hunt down the source of the sound before it Gets Her?

[beardedmrbean]

[notasapleasure]

The thing about not being A Runner, is that every time you go out for a run and achieve what you set out to do, the high is insane. INSANE. I never believe I'm going to do it and then I do and it's like ????? wow???? I did that??????

[isbergillustration]

Prideful Awooing

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[homofied]

I identify as a man but the sheer audacity of the third option’s energy is making me question if I made the right decision

[strangehorse]

[ID: a tweet from objet petit bae/ @criticalprvrsn that reads ‘Enjoying the contemptuous tone of the U-Bahn’s nonbinary option’. 

A photo below shows a screen which says ‘A short question for our statistics: Are you…?’, followed by three options:

‘- a man

- a woman

- none of it’]

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended on10h

[heliophile-oxon]

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

[sufficientlylargen]

Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

[earhartsease]

from @baddywronglegs

#You can piss in the kitchen sink but you can't make lasagna in the shower

@theshitpostcalligrapher this one deserves to be writ large

[notasapleasure]

Some Sentences Sunday Tuesday Wednesday

Thanks for asking me to share some writing, @boatcats! We are both toiling so worthily in the whump mines <3

He glances up and sees uncertainty in Ernesto's glare, the expression of someone who tested a boundary they've never tested before. It's oddly open - beseeching. The expression of a guilty kid in a line-up hoping to get caught, to be able to drop the act. Whatever Ernesto thinks he's asking for - a telling off, an agreement, a hot, quick response of any kind - Alex knows the real thing is just that he wants not to be in pain. He wants to sleep and wake up feeling fine, that's all a body wants at this point, and Alex is the bogeyman denying that to him. He's a man Alex knows to be disciplined and strong, a master of his body and its abilities who is probably having a really shitty time being confronted with his limits… As if on cue, Ernesto's muscles spasm in his arm and his elbow sags wearily towards his leg. Alex shifts his grip automatically, the hand that was dabbing at the wound moving to cup the joint and lower it gently, with a squeeze, until it rests against the blanket. Alex looks at his thumb seated in a groove of sinew and bone and concentrates in order to feel the temperature of Ernesto's skin - still not warm, but no longer icy. "I've got you," he murmurs, eyes still down, his brows tight.

I feel like this fic has become too unwieldy to really allow my Clarity of Vision to come through, but I'm determined to draw it together, I really am.

Anyone else who wants to share some Wednesday sentences - @distressednoise, @zingsthings, @ireallyamabear, @tobermoriansass - please consider yourself nudged towards doing so :) but only if you want!

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet