Hey Mog! Can we talk?
@sausages-mailbox
Yeah??? What’s up? <he shrugged and rubbed his eyes clearly just up from a nap>
seen from China

seen from Türkiye

seen from Italy

seen from T1
seen from China

seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from India
seen from Italy

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from China
seen from T1

seen from United States
seen from Finland

seen from Guernsey

seen from Italy

seen from Malaysia
seen from France

seen from United Kingdom
Hey Mog! Can we talk?
@sausages-mailbox
Yeah??? What’s up? <he shrugged and rubbed his eyes clearly just up from a nap>
hayyyyyyy random question but- DoYouHappenToKnowSausagesRingSizeNoReasonAtAllImAskingAndCantAskHim-
— @mogs-mailbox
I see, I see! I do not know his ring size unfortunately, but I'll be sure to ask the next time I get the chance!
And I'm happy for you! I mean, we all knew it was gonna happen sooner or later i expected later but I'm happy regardless! I will be coming to the wedding regardless of if I get invited or not, by the way. Love you lots Mog!
Have you ever kissed someone before?
(Specifically a Cuban man with a demigod child)
WHAT? PFT- NO??? <immediately turns red does a lot of hand movements failing at convincing anyone he and sausage haven’t made out before- which they probably have done- a lot.>
{¤}
@that-which-sees-you
????? Hi???
<randomly shoves a goblin baby in his arms and run screaming ‘NO TAKE BACKSIES!’>
@fwhips-mailbox
HUH???? WHAT- WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS?? UM UM- SAUSAGE HELP???- Oh my god no no don’t cry little one um um- i- look shiny thing!- <he gave the baby a price of raw gold because what else is he supposed to do with a baby??> huh! You like shiny things?- NO NO DON’T CHEW ON THAT- Oh my god don’t cry sorry for yelling baby baby abby- Abby? Ima call you Abby actually that’s cute! <he just panicked and tried his best with the goblin baby quickly learning that shiny good loud bad-(probably because big old goblin ears) and just rocked the baby very confused on how he randomly became a parent to little ‘Abby’ as he randomly named the goblin new born>
( @sausages-mailbox)
[You receive an unaddressed letter telling you to to come to a specific place at a specific time]
@sausages-mailbox
<a rather confused Mog followed the letter and just opened the door to the place he was told to go to, rather confused>
What do you think awesome sauce tastes like? It’s for research :3
jelly beans?
#dyemogshair #notaperfade
???????? Huh??? What’s wrong with my hair:,)???