Relationships: Gamzee Makara/John Egbert, Past John Egbert/Dave Strider, implied Jane Crocker/Dirk Strider, implied Dave Strider/Jade Harley, Kanaya Maryam/Rose Lalonde.
Warnings: Red String of Fate, angsty teenage drama, Break Up, Past Relationship(s), John being an angsty teen but I swear he will not be like that all the time, Depression, Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions, Developing Relationship, I SUCK HARD WRITING IN ENGLISH.
Notes: Gamzee chapter. yay.
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==> Be the weird Juggalo guy
You’re now Gamzee Makara and it happens to be a very special day because your moiral is going to meet the one who is going to keep safe his motherfucking kind heart, you hope so, you don’t want to twist your moiral matesprite face with your fist, he would be really mad if you do it like the time you came back with your face scratched and bleeding from a fight with the pink flesh monkeys called humans ¡It wasn’t your fault! That motherfucker was annoying you with all his stupid words against your facepaint and the other ones of your kind. He scratched your face and you broke him one arm, it was just fair. Now the legislators didn’t think the same and make the both of you stay in the station cell for a week or until someone pay your bail, since that time you owe him two grands. Speaking of, you only need the half of the money you have saved now for pay him back that money and other things you owe him.
You get up early from bed, your bro, karbro wil be here soon and if he finds you lying in the bed you are pretty sure he will yell at you until he lose his voice, then he will make you wait with him and when his voice came again he would yell, just like that in an infinite loop of screams and insults. Nobody wants that in the morning.
You walk to the bathroom, filling that miraculously thing that it’s the bathtub with hot water as you get rid of your clothes throwing them to the corner. When you enter in the water you let a sigh scape, feeling your muscles relaxing. As you clean yourself you watch your left hand, looking at those bright colors in your fingers, what a crazy thing they are to you, telling you that there is someone specially made for you or rather, 3 special trolls (or maybe humans, who knows). One for your moiral in the pinky, one for your kissmesis in the middle finger (how ironic is that) and finally one for your matesprite in the ring finger. You have at least two colors of the three you need, the color in your pinky is a bright silver a very rare color in trolls but that makes it more special, and the color in your middle finger is teal. However, the color in your ring finger hasn’t show up and sometimes you get a little worried that your matesprite have died before you had a chance to meet him/her. But Karkat does everything he can to assure you that your matesprite is there and just waiting to meet you, well like that but with more insults in the middle of the sentence.
At least you have known your moiral and it seems that your kissmesis is very eager to meet you when she wrote that sentence in your social media account… what was the name of that thing? Facebook or some other motherfucking shit. It doesn’t matters. Her name is Terezi Pyrope and she lived in the Alabama District for Trolls, she say that she will be here for the next month to beat your ass, what a funny one, little she knows that the one who’s gonna be kicked in the ass is going to be her.
“GAMZEE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? WE ARE LATE ALREADY! I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IF YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP IM GOING TO BREAK YOUR HORNS AND YOU WILL LOOK LIKE THE WEIRD MOIRAL BLUE BLOOD OF NEPETA”
Your moiral has come inside your hive and already filling the silence with his beautiful voice, maybe you should came out of the bathtub if you want your horns safe and Karkat not so grumpy “I’m coming my motherfucking pale bro, just lemme put my bitchin’ clothes”
“Well do it quickly Nooksniffer, Sollux is in Prospit already”
When you hear the name you could only chuckle while putting a shirt on. Karkat heard you because he immediately you hear a groan.
“I know he sounds like a fucking douche bag, I hope he isn’t anyways but with my luck the possibilities are against me. How perfect” his voice heard farthest. You finish to put your clothes, taking a black hoodie you always wear because two reasons: one, it’s the first gift karkat give to you and two, the earth is more chilly that is supposed your original planet should be.
When you walk to the mainblock you find him eating one of the pastries you left alone in the nutritionblock, he looks like those weird petbeast that can hide five carrots in their mouth “Are you hungry, Karbro?” Karkat groans, throwing to your face a piece of the pastrie. Fortunately con can catch it with your mouth, man you don’t want to ruin your face paint so early “Shut up, you know I have to eat something when I feel stressed, not nervous, I’m totally not fucking nervous. Shut your face and just let’s go already” He demands to you, walking out of your hive and you just follow him, giggling.
When you arrive to the coffee shop that is supposed to be the meeting point you and Karkat gets to know that his matesprite turn to be a douche bag, however, he is a cool douche bag who knows how to chill and makes Karkat feel good. For now you don’t have that feeling of punching someone in the face, but rather you start feel lonely, seeing that your moiral is now with his matesprite and almost every other troll that you know is with their respective one. You sit alone in the corner of the coffee shop, not feeling like interrupting anyone conversation just because you feel lonely and you just look at your empty ring finger.
