🎵🎶Dum, dum, dum, dum🎶🎵🤵🏻👰🏽
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Jaclyn Lori and Scott Patrick in holy matrimony.
On with the wedding fashuns.
These dudes had the right idea last year, albeit for an entirely different reason.
Is it gonna be a bunch of dudes in wide pants and thick suspenders?
Or a fist pump and suede vest?
How bout a splash o’ plaid?
Whyyyyy do couples (brides) like the tan pants look?
Treva! Here’s one for you, boo!
Martha herself claims this picnic table dress wowed guests!
Or this would work for Gary and Treva.
AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING TAN PANTS!
One of these for Alma and Joe will wear his one black suit from every previous event he’s been to.
Jaclyn will choose a disappointing colour like muted-peach for her bridesmaids bcz it goes unwell with tan pants and we know she has no taste.🤢
Can’t forget these “must haves”.