#mojaveexpresso

[gehennaabsolute]

#hey. what the fuck?#how is that even physically possible? does that first one sheath? do you just not have any internal organs?#where does it GO?.

@mojaveexpresso

These are all very good questions!

Both of them have sheaths! And no, I don’t possess internal organs! They exist more as a phantom construct to put me on the same playing field as others so they can have a challenge!

As to where it goes, it involves a bit of magic mostly!

[fatten-the-beast]

oh theyre cute

[spinnyspood]

Yesssss

Yaaaas

SKEWER HIM LIKE A PIG

[gardencracks]

@mojaveexpresso

hey!  i’m gonna send vee home with a plate for you.

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mojaveexpresso replied to your post “Two weird things: 1) the womens toilets here had urinals in them...”

Did they used to only have men's toilets and then converted some of them to women's?

I’m assuming something like that’s happened, that the toilets were originally men’s toilets and then were converted and they just didn’t take out the urinals for whatever reason (probably less hassle with plumbing)

It just threw me off because I thought I’d gone into the wrong toilets at first (though they were empty anyway so no one would’ve known)

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@mojaveexpresso replied to your post:honestly HONESTLY i would really, really rather be...

wait - so the class is on the prof just locked the door to be an ass? wtf holmes? This is heinous esp if your school has the “auto drop if you don’t make the first class” rule

I am very much Not Entirely Sure that this is the case, but I have a very dim memory of some classmates discussing an asshole painting instructor during last semester. My uni is pretty generous about attendance and instructors get to make specific rules (I don’t know of any auto-drop policy tbh), so I guess we’ll see what happens with the ass-kissing email I sent.

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mojaveexpresso replied to your post:Alistair is pissed off coz Regina’s gone off to...

The threesome route is the best. The reference it in da2 and, iirc, imply it’s a lasting poly relationship

Oh I love that dialogue option in DA2

I was annoyed at Alistair this time around though because I’m not romancing him. At all. I said one nice thing and he thinks I’m flirting. I didn’t get any option to argue it, he just got pissy and I told him to leave me to it