Danielle Smith does not spark joy and owes me $600

Spood || they/them, he/him || Autistic plushie hoarder || Love spiders (ic blogging/occasional ftf rp blog for a spidersona)

[spinnyspood]

Also to all the new people- hi! I'm Gabe and/or Spood, I live with my boyfriend and my parents and my weird animal buddies

((In-character spidersona blog written by cxsmictxy!))

Bio || OOC || World stuff

[spinnyspood]

A ribbon skirt made of Walmart bags.

... Aunties have humour you bet your ass I took that client

[spinnyspood]

... You ever play a game you were eager for and it's just the gameplay and story equivalent of this

[spinnyspood]

Watching the generation that said the curtains are just blue try to tackle the house is.

Well it sure is! Have fun kids!

[spinnyspood]

If you're going to misunderstand Poppy Playtime though, we're gonna have beef.

[thatsoup]

Developing new spiders here

[spinnyspood]

... Nice to see someone else picking up what I do.

Carry on, Skyline, you absolute chad

[sexhaver]

i think about this a lot

[wxlkstabwalk]

What would all of you do if suddenly scrappy doo broke into your house

[spinnyspood]

Yeet

[sandersstudies]

There’s a reason lots of good parents say to babies stuff like

“You’re excited to go to the park!”

“Oh, it makes you mad that we can’t go outside.”

And then when the babies get a little bit older the parents can say

“You seem upset. Are you sad?”

“Are you excited that gramma is coming over today?”

Which lets the kid (who is learning to utilize speech) respond with yes or no, which may prompt more questions, like

“So you aren’t sad, are you angry?”

“Yes, does it make you happy when gramma is here?”

And then, finally, when the child is learning to use language in a more complex way, the parents can say,

“How does it make you feel?”

“Why are you feeling like that?”

And it’s all about teaching emotional awareness. I really reccomend using the process on yourself. Learn to ask, “am I happy?” “Am I sad?” “Am I anxious?”

Then practice identifying, out loud or on paper if you can, “I’m happy.” “I’m upset.” “I’m sad.” “I’m anxious.”

Final step: “Why am I feeling anxious? I’m still thinking about that awkward conversation earlier.” “Why am I happy? It’s such a beautiful day outside.” “Why am I sad? None of my friends are responding to my messages.”

It really helps you notice patterns (“I’m more likely to be happy when I’m around this person.” “When I haven’t eaten, I often feel angry.” “If I don’t plan ahead, I get anxious.”) which is the first step in avoiding things and people that are bad for you and encouraging things and people that are good.

[sandersstudies]

Basically don’t forget that you’re just a baby who got more complicated.

[lovelydeck]

Not sure how to articulate what you are feeling? Try starting at the middle and working your way out to the more specific feelings!

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

these restrictions are really getting out of hand. Every single invention i've submitted to the mad scientist symposium this year has been denied on the grounds it 'could be used for fetish material'! What the fuck man! A shrink ray and a mind control helmet are like the most foundational mad scientist devices and now I'm not allowed to submit them to the symposium on the off chance someone is turned on by them? Whats next? Banning strapping your rival to a table and threatening them with a big laser? Banning the glowing green mystery chemical that turns you into a big monster? Soon they're gonna be banning lab coats and shiny black gloves!

[fangs-4-fags]

rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

[fangs-4-fags]

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

[fangs-4-fags]

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

[fangs-4-fags]

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[rakkzi]

[tonysaintborgi]

Quiznos Coyote is a mood that you can feel. next time you feel it say "I feel Quiznos Coyote about this."

[tonysaintborgi]

[spinnyspood]

Watching the generation that said the curtains are just blue try to tackle the house is.

Well it sure is! Have fun kids!

[kyra45]

Hey you. Yes you.

C’mere.

*throws you into the last game you played again*

Will you survive?

Absolutely not

I don’t think so

Probably

No

Yes

Most likely

Absolutely

I’m thriving

(Random hollow knight player im making you bug sized)

Puzzle game/etc

Not exactly a game

(See results)

Voting ended onJan 12

Now with some adjustments based on how it went last time!

[ains-art]

He's waving hello to you

.... or maybe he's getting ready to take off

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes