*takes a handful of black mold and spider webs tangled together in the corner of the bathroom with a bare hand* this amalgamation of silk and fungus may have the potential for developing consciousness, the spiders that used to inhabit the webs are now fused with the mold, their minds are now basically melted together with no sense of individuality at all. we may be witnessing something like an accelerated version of evolution, the birth of a new species which could have the potential to become the new top of the food chain. Fascinating, truly *the camera zooms out, revealing that I'm not wearing any protective gear, only a pair of demonias boots and latex shorts*
However, this miraculous hybrid of arachnids and mold has encountered a predator like no other. *shoves the handful of spider mold in mouth while maintaining intense eye contact with the camera*
