your silver idiot stand knight

eh... why bother?

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

With this treasure, I summon or whatever

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

If I'm ever caught saying no to any sort of Sisyphus prime content, just know that my identity has been stolen and that the authorities should be contacted

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

:O Wait! I have a tumblr account, how could I ever forget?!

Here! *slam*

[canisalbus]

Hey, sorry, I remember seeing some time ago a pic of Machete looking like this. Do you have it, or is it just something I fabricated in my mind?

Could it be this?

Also seen here:

There's also this but it's in reverse order?

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

Yessss!! That's the one! Really appreciate it!!

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

Imagine if, on top of there being gods from other religions, there were also variations of those gods based on language, like, the British and American Christian god would be different from the Italian Christian god, and someone starts to learn another language, the respective gods from the languages would be whopin each other's asses over who listens to the prayers, who guides them etc.

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

The irony of being autistic and hating math. Like, my man, it's literally just patterns, you're supposed to BE proficient at this, you've been doing this your entire life

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

Love it when main villains in jojo get goofy from time to time, they have to keep this disguise of The Big Bad™ whenever they have to interact with the main cast, but once that's over, they're just a normal person with an actual personality

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

A thing that really frustrates me is that I could say something that could literally be the pinnacle of comedy and it gets like 12 notes, while a singular made-up-on-the-spot word like glodorbong gets thousands upon thousands of notes and never leaves the collective consciousness of the internets, but that's how you know that tumblr is still the same old dumpster fire behind the vietnamese restaurant it has always been so it really doesn't bother me that much after all

[samlssms]

I present, Ms. BBQ.

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

I love the anime adaptation of jojo's, but something that the anime fails to replicate in contrast of the manga is the absolute comedy of Araki's sudden changes of the moment's atmosphere. In one panel, a main character is prepared to do anything to win a fight, the determination is literally oozing from the page and the detail on them is so much that you could practically count their individual hair strands, a piece of art so beautiful it's blatantly obvious why Araki's art is in the Louvre and then the next panel is 6 cm squared with the MC looking like a confused autism creature.

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

*takes a handful of black mold and spider webs tangled together in the corner of the bathroom with a bare hand* this amalgamation of silk and fungus may have the potential for developing consciousness, the spiders that used to inhabit the webs are now fused with the mold, their minds are now basically melted together with no sense of individuality at all. we may be witnessing something like an accelerated version of evolution, the birth of a new species which could have the potential to become the new top of the food chain. Fascinating, truly *the camera zooms out, revealing that I'm not wearing any protective gear, only a pair of demonias boots and latex shorts*

However, this miraculous hybrid of arachnids and mold has encountered a predator like no other. *shoves the handful of spider mold in mouth while maintaining intense eye contact with the camera*

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

Hey, did you know eyes are hard?

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I should probably clarify. So, the eyes most people and mammals have are hard or rather sort of elastic on the outside, so much that it can withstand quite a few cuts with a surgical scalpel, what's worse is that if you would want to dissect an eye in it's best condition (i.e. when it's still wet and juicy) you would need a partner to hold it in place by whatever's sticking out from it (optical nerve, muscles), because whatever fluid it's covered in has absolutely no traction and the eye will just slide around your workspace otherwise. Also for some reason if you were to touch the iris, the pigment would just... fall off like if it was just dirt. The pigment, for some reason doesn't stick to where it belongs, so by the end of it all it's gonna look like you dropped the eye on the floor and hastily put it back trying to avoid people noticing. Also the lens isn't fixed either, you can just take it and use it as a gross biological magnifying glass

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

It has come to my attention that I've been followed by a surprising amount of pornbots while I was gone and I feel like if a group of stray cats just came to my doorstep to demand attention and sustenance

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

Love how opossums look like they could rip you apart and devour your insides but just... don't, because that's not what they do, their literal defense mechanism is just freezing. Just stand still looking threatening and if that doesn't work, they get so anxious they literally pass out. That's right, they don't play dead, they genuinely. Pass. Out. From the stress. The best thing is that they can't even carry rabies because they're too fucking cold for it. Their normal bodily temperature is so low that it's not a viable environment for rabies to exist in. Plus they look adorable, they have tiny little fingerless gloves and they look silly when looking forward

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

I have once again awoken from my centuries long slumber and I'm more than ready to make everyone else be very aware of it >:)

[cadathecat]

BEHOLD...

you're welcome ✨

[silveridiotbcwhynot]

I'm not ready for December to arrive because I know if I try to get through the ending of stone ocean without crying I'm going to fail miserably.