#mombanter

[eating-rocks]

“Adult easter eggs are so weird to me. Like, you’re too big for easter eggs when you’re 12 unless you’re 22, then you get them from your s/o” “Hahaha, yeah”

[eating-rocks]

Mom: "Voltron is out now"

Me: "It's been out for a week. I've already watched the whole thing"

Mom: "I thought we were supposed to watch it together"

Me: "Yeah. But you were busy and then I forgot"

Mom: "Then I'll watch it by myself then"

[eating-rocks]

“It bothers me that it’s not on sale when Valentine’s day is a month away” “Yeah. It’s weird” “But I think it’s kinda fun that it costs 69” “Why?” “(:”

[eating-rocks]

Mom to cat: "You want out?"

*opens door*

Mom: "No don't take my chair"

Me: *dies laughing*

Me: "Who took your chair?😂"

Mom: "Majsan. She was sitting by the door as if she wanted out and then rushed over to take the chair when I opened the door"

Me: *dies even harder*

[eating-rocks]

Sooooo. I found a random nailpolish bottle just standing in the middle of the hallway and texted a picture of it to mom

[eating-rocks]

Mom: "Elin! You have an unsaved document that just says 'remember', open"

Me: "Oh, I wanted to see if I remembered how to spell it"

Mom: "😒😒😒"

Me: "I didn't...you can close it"