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My mother needs a mute button
My brother and I talk about breakfast because we're hungry. My mom walks up to us and tells my brother, "Your sister got pneumonia, and dengue, was hospitalized for over a month, and yet she hasn't lost weight."
WHAT THE FUCK MOMMA??? OUT OF NOWHERE????
Pro-tip: Just eat. If they're going to talk about your weight, might as well be happy.
My mom has no chill part infinity
Was showing my mom some photos of the wedding of this girl who slightly bullied me at work.
As she's going through the photos, she drops this gem of a line:
"Good taste can be developed. But some people don't even know how to spell it."
Pro-tip: Don't fuck with a momma bear's cub. Momma's can be savage.
Momma Says
You gotta do what you gotta do to get what you gotta do done. Doo dah. Doo dah.
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