#mamasays

[myfriendkym]

Cuando sale el sol en la lluvia y ves el arco íris, es porque el diablo se esta casando con la bruja 🌞 When there’s a sun shower and you see a rainbow, it’s because the devil is marrying the witch #mamasays #sunshower #latinaartist #mamadice #Sedice #rainbow #arcoiris #devil #witch https://www.instagram.com/p/CDM-7JrD76-/?igshid=np1l4gq87iog

[tgbalistreri]

Sooooo much candy... So. Much. Candy... kids eat faster... #noselfcontrol #halloween #halloweencandy #mamasays #waterboy #kathybates #adamsandler #movies #moviememes #funnymemes #memeoftheday #entertainmentblog #frontrowflix #candy #iwantcandy #parents #parentsbelike #kids #waitingonhalloween https://www.instagram.com/p/B4d2QsNFZTo/?igshid=gsrbijotbzhj

[secondaryartifacts]

#AVL vibes courtesy of the blue ridge mountains. #mamasays #mamatried #NC (at Willow's Dream)

[thebackwoodslife]

Y’all know you’ve got those friends.... #backwoodslife #fishing #mamasays #outdoors #fish #catchemall (at Hahira, Georgia)

[daniellewcarter]

“Everything that’s good to you ain’t good for you....” #mamasays @mollymalonesla 📷✨Thank you @marybeemusic & #thehive for streaming us live! ❤️ @illegaldownloadcollection #music #la #funk #soul #idc #localmusic #familymatters #legacy #daniw (at Molly Malone's Irish Pub)

[monroeofsorts]

Motherhood at it’s Finest

Do you just love it when you tell your children no and then they do it anyway thinking that they know better...well this week my daughter decided to test me and it did not go well for her.

My children at the beginning of the school year petitioned over the summer to take their lunch to school. I repeatedly said no until we had a family meeting with some ground rules. Out of this family meeting, I found out that they do not like the lunch that the school provides for them. 

My daughter stated how sometimes the food is cold or mushy and it is not supposed to be. My son stated that sometimes he wants to not eat the food because it smells old.  Growing up I remember lunch that was provided and it was not good. So, I agreed to purchase items so they can put their lunch together every day. 

Well a couple days ago, my daughter asked me to cut her apple into sections like I normally do. I was busy with helping her brother read and with his other homework. I went to the bathroom and then sat on my bed to take off my shoes. She comes in to tell me that I am going to be really mad at her while tears run down her face. 

She revealed to me that she cut herself while trying to cut her apple. I was furious. I grabbed her thumb and squeezed tightly and held it above her heart. This was the big “ I Told You So” moment and I took it 100%. After examining her cut after the bleeding stopped it looked like a papercut. Very thin and superficial. I had a really long LONG lecture. Then told her to get ready for bed. 

I get so frustrated that I tell them no and the reasons why they shouldn’t do what I’m telling them not to do. Man, do any of you have any stories where your parenting was tested? If so, I would love to read about them!

Can’t wait to read some of your stories,

MonoreOfSorts

[dearbornbrewing-blog]

Mamma says Foosball is the devil! Well now you can see for yourself! We've added a Foosball table, come try it out! #dearborn #dearbornbrewing #brewery #craftbeer #foosball #mamasays (at Dearborn Brewing)

[mamassauce]

What’s on Press... Posters for @inch_x_inch designed by @draplin & Mama Says let there be buy 2 get 1 free on poster sets! Head over to shop.inchxinch.org & use code MAMASAYS & you’ll get 3 posters for the price of 2 from now until midnight this Friday! #screenprinting #inchxinch #draplin #thicklines #mamasays