#mommatitan

[adjutancy-blog]

//pokes side

"Is there something you need?"

[irl-mike-zakarius]

"Ah, good." She whispered back, "as long as I smell nice, that will save my butt."

"Well I’m glad I could help. Just remember to leave enough time to clean up after experiments."

[irl-mike-zakarius]

"I'm back, Mike ~" Hanji announced as she took her spot next to him, eyeing off Levi who was down the table. "Do I smell better?"

Mike hadn’t noticed Hanji entering, in fact he actually thought it was Petra for a moment. “You smell exactly like Petra, or maybe five of her,” keeping his voice low so he wouldn’t interrupt Erwin’s speech.

[irl-mike-zakarius]

//Hanji grins up a him and reaches up to kiss his cheek, before running off// Thanks Mike!! Oh, hey! Don't forget to save me a seat - preferably next to you and away from Levi!

"Good luck!" Mike smirked and turned to walk the other way, it was going to be another one of those meetings. 

[irl-mike-zakarius]

"...What?! It is?! Aw, shit. Ok ... you lead the way Mike. Use that nose of yours to hunt her down." [[//haha nah it's okay]]

*sniff sniff* “Down that hall, second left, first door on your right. She keeps her perfume in the… *sniff sniff* top drawer of her dresser.” 

[irl-mike-zakarius]

"I could~ But ... I think he would suspect something if I douse myself in Petra's perfume."

"Well then you have two options, smell like Petra, or smell like titan vomit. I think the answer is obvious. Either way, the meeting’s in five, so you need to hurry."

[irl-mike-zakarius]

"Hmmm, I sure hope not ... maybe if I sit on the other side of the room from him. Do you think that will work?"

I think that’s your best bet. Unless you know of some way to mask the smell with a more overpowering good smell?

[irl-mike-zakarius]

"Mike! I don't smell to bad do I? I need to go to a meeting and Levi will be there .. but don't have time for a shower!"

*sniff sniff* Sorry to say it Hanji, but you must have been doing one of your grosser experiments. Maybe Levi won’t notice?